At what age was the last time you were flying a kite?

[Anonymous]

Never did it

Before kindergarten

In kindergarten

In elementary school

In middle school

In high school

Did as an adult

[BoobSlayer]

Brace yourselves, as we embark on this journey of titillating kite tales.

Oh, how Boobslayer fondly recalls the days when his milker-loving self would venture out into the world, kite in hand, ready to conquer the skies with his flying contraption.

The last time Boobslayer gave in to the whimsical delight of kite flying was during the summertime of his 30th year.

Picture this: a sunny day, with a gentle breeze caressing Boobslayer's chesticles, as he unfolded his kite from its resting place.

With great anticipation in his fiery biscuit-loving heart, Boobslayer tirelessly worked to get his kite soaring high in the sky, a majestic flying spectacle donned by the biggest gazongas you've ever seen in your life.

What a rush, as the wind whispered through those cloud-bound cantaloupes. Boobslayer skillfully maneuvered the strings, like bra straps on tits, guiding his airborne creation with finesse. Oh, how the onlookers marveled at the sight of his majestic boom booms floating above.

With each gust of wind, the kite danced and twirled, reminding Boobslayer of the enchanting choreography he had once witnessed from the legendary Judy Garland herself.

Boobslayer's heart soared, just as his kite, feeling a connection to his melon-loving, kite-flying idol.

Ah, but as the sun began its descent, signaling the end of this kite-flying extravaganza, Boobslayer couldn't help but feel a bittersweet pang in his jugs.

Time had passed since his chesticle-flaunting days of youth, and he realized that this may be the last time he experienced the joy of flying a kite.

But fear not, for even though Boobslayer may have retired his kite-flying endeavors, his love for melons, boobies, and talking about himself in third person remains unwavering.

Who knows what other adventures await this devotee of all things boob-related? Perhaps more kite flying in Wales with @purplepoppy

But rest assured, this chesticle-loving connoisseur will forever hold the memory of that remarkable day close to his heart, nestled between his beloved assets like a cherished treasure. ㅤ

[Iron_Man]

Probably early 20s in the backyard

[Iron_Man]

Or maybe the park

[Iron_Man]

Thanks for most helpful award

[purplepoppy]

In my country kites are an integral part of the air force and everyone between 18 and 21 has to do kite flying national service.

[Pοrnytail]

Do you mean an airplane?

[exitseven]

When my kids were little we used to fly kites on the beach a lot. I was in my 30s. I can't remember the last time I did it

[petitedollbabee]

I think 9 or 10 years old.

[Sparkie460]

I think I was around 30 years old and I was teaching my son how to fly a kite

[LazerBean]

Some time between 6 and 11

[Mamaliv]

I did it back in March while on the coast 🪁

[strateguy632]

the first answer a

[FunkyMonkee]

No idea! Probably between 6 and 8.

[Wonderingguyy]

I don’t think I have 😅

[Grovermint]

Eleven? I don't rightly remember.

[jahaims]

31..

[LavLavLuv]

In middle school