Best way to tell the father you're pregnant if you're long distance?

[Anonymous]

Let's say you have no means to get to the father right away. Do you wait until you have the means to be in person to tell them or go ahead and tell them via phone call, text or video call?

In person

Over the phone

Via text

Via video call

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Send him this picture & say THaNKs & also tell him condoms prevent minivans.

[Asker]

Omg that would have to be one of the worst ways to tell him that. But funny nevertheless lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Pregnant is pregnant & it doesn’t have to be a big secret or surprise. Just cut to the chase & send him the photo of the sauce I double dare you.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Or hand him the sauce in person.

[Asker]

I'm not pregnant. I was just asking in case I ever become pregnant. We're long distance so it could become a possibility.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Anything is possible & if he doesn’t wear his raincoat or the goalie isn’t in the net the fucking stork will fly. Tell him condom prevent minivans. Although you are not pregnant if you are not ready to be a mother birth control is the way to go. If you do get pregnant hand him a jar of sauce.

[Asker]

Ok. I'm not going to be preggers anytime soon because we do practice safe sex for the most part. He does wear condoms but this time he just so happened to go without but I took a plan b pill so all is good.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Just keep in mind that although you took a plan b it has a 75 to 85% effectiveness & nothing is guaranteed. Play it safer & make sure he puts a raincoat on his pickle & if his raincoat happens to break & his love sauce goes in your taco plan b is always a good thing.

[Asker]

Ok I will definitely keep that in mind!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Thanks for the MHO’s sweet thang!

[Asker]

You're welcome!

[exitseven]

I got the news over the phone once. It was a pay phone too. .

[Asker]

Damn

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[Asker]

You're welcome!

[Anonymous]

So what's the point of this question if you aren't even pregnant? Are you trying to deliberately fall pregnant.

[Asker]

No I'm not. I took a plan b pill to prevent pregnancy.

[Opinion Owner]

Than what's the point of this post? You aren't pregnant so why are you asking how to break the news to him

[Asker]

Just in case it failed. I'm not sure if I was ovulating around the time he came inside me. I'm hoping not but I don't know.