My cousin's daughter calls me mum. What can I do?

[BlissfullyCurSed]

Adopt her.

Tell her to call you dad.

Tell her to call you auntie.

She should have said grandma instead.

Tell her uncle would be a better fit.

Tell your cousin to teach her names of relatives.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, my cousin growing up who is now my wife. Yeah, no. Her father is the is the brother of my mom, she was younger than me and I noticed that one summer when she was 15 she had really filled out especially in the breast area. We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. She fuckin' grew up hot and all of my friends were trying to fuck her, you know, and I wasn't... I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I, you know, used the cousin thing as like... like an in with her. I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of... out of respect, you know.

[BlissfullyCurSed]

uhhh! what was that?

[NathanDavis]

is she a duck?

[rosemilk]

i read the previous comment, she's only 5. it's usually not that serious. just keep correcting her

[ThrillSeeker01]

Maybe Uncle is better

[Anonymous]

How old?

[BlissfullyCurSed]

5 why?

[Opinion Owner]

OH she's too young, just tell her to call you uncle (Or whatever you want) and she'll be cool with it I guess