If you had to beat up the person closest to you right now, how would you?

[Agape93]

[Ms_Facesitter]

I am at work sizing up my sweetheart of a colleague who is new and who I am showing the ropes, I want to hug him right now this question is evil 😭
I would go for a choke, he is happily typing away on the keyboard right now. Since it cuts off the blood flow, it should only take a few seconds 🥺
"This sucks just as much for me as it does for you, just let this happen." 😂

[mandyfire98]

I'd beat up my girlfriend. I would hate every minute but I think I can definitely take her.

[worldscolide]

I'm in bed with my wife.. I'd take my own life before I laid a hand on her.

[Agape93]

I know. You're a good man

[DrPepper12]

Take away her phone and watch the stages of grief commence...

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

[LiamJHayden]

I'd refuse. I'm not beating up my 80+ year old neighbors.

[Agape93]

I'm sure they deserve it

[elizamichale1]

Beating... goshh... thats just not me.. j can never beat anyone

[TallAnon]

Some random neighbour, I don't know their names, so ok.

[Agape93]

Doesn't answer the question

[TallAnon]

I didn't spot the "How", so I interpreted as "Would you".
How would I beat up a random person? With my fists; Ring the door, uppercut, leave.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I'd rather not beat up kids !