Best one-liner you said/received as a counter argument?

[Arcadian222]

Just for fun. Share with context of argument.

Can be embarassing, sexual, witty or humiliating.

My favourite is when someone tries ro be extra smart on things we all know they know nothing about or enters my area of expertise, I use

Dont teach your father how to fuck or wisdom has been chasing you, but you have been faster.

Whats yours?

[aaron13547]

I bought an old boat. My dad told me it was a pos that would never float. It needed lots of work. I spent a weekend fixing it. I tried it out in a small pond worked great. Put a little motor on it and took it to the river. Worked great until I scraper my first rock. Shit started leaking with a quickness. My dad looked at me and said I told you the nile (denial) ain't just a river in Egypt. Slowly Sinking in that boat looking at him i just laughed. How proud he was to be right my pos boat was sinking just made the situation so funny to me. shit made me laugh so hard it brought tears to my eyes. Sometimes bad experiences are the most memorable. 100% worth every bit it to have that memory

[Beckybooboo]

When my brother told our neighbor to "go f++k" himself and without hesitation, our neighbor turned around and said, "You have a lot to learn about the human anatomy". I almost peed myself I laughed so hard!

[trumpetplayerforlife]

I just say I won't bake anymore and I get what I want

[Arcadian222]

What does that mean?

[trumpetplayerforlife]

Means no more desserts lol im an amazing baker I've been told

[Arcadian222]

Hahaha.. so no more cake for them :D

[trumpetplayerforlife]

Correct lol