Where would you hide as a ghost?

Question

Oh dear, your experiments into auto-asphyxiation have gone badly wrong, and now you're a ghost in your own home. They've removed your maggoty corpse, sprayed fabreze, and sold your house to a family.

But your going no where so where do you hide?

AyChingao · Accepted Answer

Some years ago my ex and I moved into a new apartment. Quite spacious, two baths and two bedrooms. One night a couple months later we were imbibng at the upstairs neighbors place and it somehow came up that neither of us were really making any use of the second bath at all, and with little to no thought. The neighbors informed us that a few years back a prior tennant had been found in the tub... some shade of blue I'm told. We laughed and went on with the evening, but later we decided to make a shelf of the tub. It got a nice painted piece of plywood on top, a small bookshelf, a large houseplant... essentially we kind of didn't often disturb the poor lass very often. Even the ferrets didn't visit the room. Very curious.

ShrunkenGuy · Accepted Answer

I’m not hiding anywhere gross, with webs and dirty, so that’s the attic and the cellar out. Depending on the family the cupboard could be a mess and stuff fall on (or I guess through) me, might desperately need clearing out, so probably not.

Under the bed sounds fun for grabbing and tickling feet, can hear all the gossip at the end of the day. Just hope it’s not messy and dirty under there.

The bathroom, very unlikely, ladies often take showers with the temperature like the seventh level of hell, which as a ghost would be disconcerting. Plus just imagine trying to scare people glued to their smartphone on the throne all day, not to mention the smell. Constantly having to wail “Curtesy flush please?” oh no, no, no.

Agape93 · Accepted Answer

Bathroom. Why? Titties. Or haunt Gweneth Paltrows vagina again. Nobody believes her about it, they won't now. But seriously, a prison. I want to cause genuine fear in a place nobody will be leaving.

Natasha1995 · Accepted Answer

I think I'd like somewhere comfy, like a closet. I'd probably wrap myself in a blanket. No need to lie on a tile floor and feel cold and miserable for the rest of eternity. Ghosts have feelings too.

Iron_Man · Answer

I think it would be a riot to hide in your house, but I wouldn’t hide. I would just stay in your bedroom and rattle your cage and tease you. It would be so fun to get your reaction. I would like it a lot lol. But in reality, I would never wanna be a ghost and being stuck somewhere between heaven and earth

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

I’m going to totally hide in the toaster & print twisted messages on the toast & have all kinds of fun.

AviatorTom · Answer

I'd hide in someone's body. They'd never find me there. But @purplepoppy took the time to create a poll, so I picked the attic. No one ever goes up there. There's junk in the attic from 100 years ago.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

Wherever they keep the Ouija board. I’m reporting everything i observe and experience on the other side!
For realsies though, i hope i’m not confined to any kind of building in the afterlife. UGH! I wanna be a roaming ghost that gets to see things!

Sunrising · Answer

If I hear spooky noises at night in bed when I'm on holiday, sometimes at a old mansion hotel. I would hide under the duvet, probably like everyone else would do. So it would be natural for a ghost to follow it's instincts and hide under the duvet. But not any old duvet for this ghost. I would hide where an attractive young lady would be sleeping, and we could comfort each other, if we heard spooky noises in the night. Well I would be a friendly ghost.

Bricealan · Answer

@purplepoppy I never want to be found dead and naked hanging by the neck in my closet, while choking my chicken. - David Carradine went that way poor soul LOLOL

Well, If I DID JUST HAPPEN to be found hanging by the neck in my closet, penis in hand, I guess, I would want to hide as a ghost, under the bed, so I could at least HEAR someone getting laid! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WellBye · Answer

In the bathroom. It’d be fun to knock over the toilet paper when they need it.

Still-alive · Answer

in the cellar thats been converted into a game room so i can play their games and they'll be freaked out cause they can't see me and they just see a floating game controller and a game being played heh

Stevepro68 · Answer

if I'm dead and there is an afterlife but I have to stay on earth, and for some reason there is a choice. I choose Dallas cowboy cheerleader locker room. But I feel it may be very crowded if we are given ghost choice.

DrPepper12 · Answer

Over your shoulder. Breath like frost. Hand of doom grasping for the back of your neck but missing as you shudder from the barely perceptable 6th sense that gives you goosebumps as your pupils widen with horror...

es20490446e · Answer

The guy in the bathroom looks too much like me.

Nikki1989 · Answer

I would attach myself to an old, forgotten object that holds a lot of emotional energy.

NoDecision · Answer

They can't see you unless they want you to, so anyplace you like. Just ask Casper.

exitseven · Answer

I have a nice new shed. It has electricity, a TV and radio, and a small refrigerator. I would set up housekeeping in there.

Xawyx-2 · Answer

Probably inside tv, or maybe my playstation :P

MicroJ · Answer

If I wanted to scare them under the bed. That's how nightmares come about 👻

Jennz6 · Answer

Naked ghost 👻 in the bathroom 🚽

OneViewpoint · Answer

The rocking chair and the bathroom mirror.

Wiredone · Answer

In the living room with my dog and cats. Im sure they would see me

andreasderjuengere · Answer

I won't hide. It's my home after all.

Fotini9 · Answer

The shower mess with hot/cold water, water pressure.

CubaPirate · Answer

In the TV like a good poltergeist 👻

dustybiker2 · Answer

Plain sight. Best place.

leahzrc · Answer

I'm going right on the ceiling

douride2 · Answer

I'm going back into the closet.

UnwantedScorpio · Answer

I would have hiden I. The nathroom

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

A Klan meeting !!!

qwerty2469 · Answer

I wouldn't hide. No purpose

chrissykerdock · Answer

in the closet

eagle1951 · Answer

ear your mind

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