Every Christmas we drag them the the mall to sit on Santa so why don't we do the same with the Easter Bunny? That way you'd know what eggs to buy them.
Why don't we take kids to sit on the Easter Bunny's knee?
They do. Or at least they used to. My ex had a funny story that applies. When she was a young adult, she was visiting family in Kentucky over Easter. Her uncle was voluntold to be the Easter bunny for a church function. Absolutely dripping with irony! Well, he had to work that day. So he hurried to the church after, late for the start of the event, dressed in a rush and ran out to the pavilion where kids and adults alike were anxiously awaiting. Apparently the pants and feet were separate. So he accidentally slipped the pants on backwards and was running toward the kids before anyone detected his hilariously anatomically incorrect costume blunder. Adults laughing and trying to blinder their kids. Kids freaking out, turning away and some running. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Maybe that mistake was made one too many times before the memo went out that we can’t have Easter bunny family photos anymore. After all, Santa can accidentally wear his pants backwards and nobody would notice. That bunny costume is trickier and apparently the types of people who might don one can’t figure it out. Ell oh ell!
The poor kid gets fondled by some dude in a read suit while they " scream " then at Easter they are about to be forced into a lifelong addiction of processed sugar.
Perhaps a giant Easter bunny handing out exkkies and durries , while taking photos would be the answer?
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