Should grown ups be allowed to sit on Santa's lap?

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ObscuredBeyond · Accepted Answer

Strange, but I wouldn't go so far as to ban it. Now if that adult is killing whistleblower nurses and pharmacists such as they did to Brandy Vaughn, all to protect companies like Pfizer and Merck from getting sued for doing shady things with your cofung vaccines? Then police should escort that guy away from Santa, and straight to jail, pending death row, and cart him off while dressed as Krampus and the Straggele! Have one carrying an M60, while dressed as Luca, and another carrying a chainsaw, while dressed as Jerry the Psycho Reindeer ! Have a female officer dressed as Perchta, just to further drive home the point! No mercy for vaccine witchcraft ! No mercy for these corporate Los Chapos!!!

Arivor · Accepted Answer

If I was playing Santa there is no way I would allow a grown man to sit on my lap. However, A hot grown up woman would be welcomed to sit on my lap. "Hey beautiful, come on over here and sit on Santa's lap and tell me everything you would like to get for Christmas!"

Cynicaldreamer · Accepted Answer

Hey, if they fit and don't break his lap, why not? Lol!

I need to be sitting on Santa's lap: he needs to bring me my unicorn of a boyfriend, more money, and my own personal gym!

But no... probably not a good idea.
However, at my job, we used to have a "Santa" each year that if you wanted, you could sit on or near him.

Newhead · Accepted Answer

Who is going to stop me? I plan to when I come to American one day, I also want a picture so I can show all my friends. I never go to do it when I was growing up, this experience is owed to me. We hardly have this at the malls here in Jamaica, but I did have one friend who got to do it when we were little.

AmandaYVR · Answer

Santa probably likes it with grown women.
But how does he feel about the grown men? Seems a little odd, but if my man did it, I would think it's hilarious and love it. And I'm definitely taking a picture.

Daniela1982 · Answer

Not when you're a woman. Santa doesn't get cold, he sometimes gets too hot.

Koalamate · Answer

If a girl can't sit on Santa's lap and ask for the first thing that comes up, what is even the point of Christmas.

Jjpayne · Answer

Oh heck yes! Get a rental santa and have one at an adult Christmas party!

Gabboo · Answer

hell, they aren't hurting anyone, so I say let someone enjoy something they might not have been able to during childhood.. I missed out on trick or treating as a child, which sucks

Syrian_survivor · Answer

Waiting to see the typical thirsty dudes in the comments fantasizing about sexy women sitting on Santa's lap

TheUniqueOne96 · Answer

If Santa's okay with it, then yeah. I just hope the person who sits on his lap, isn't too heavy.

Likes2drive · Answer

Maybe as a joke but they might hurt him if it’s a big person

TechniCarl · Answer

Of course, if I'm paying to see Santa then Im going to sit on his lap I don't care what age I am

purplepoppy · Answer

It's just harmless fun. As long as their not on the naughty list they should be allowed to.

IAMNathanael · Answer

Yeah, just make sure it's a big Santa. Big people need bigger Santas.

Sevenpointfive · Answer

i always straddled santa and he'd bounce me up and down

legalboxers · Answer

two schools of thought on this. I think that adults shouldn't. But Im going to add a caveat and class warfare since that infuriates the triggered here the most. You take a young person, who needs a little magic especially now in their life, with Covid, a probable passing in the their life from Covid. Or just need some shred of hope.. Then you need Santa...

pigoat · Answer

Only from petite men and women Because heavy people would be frustrating

CuriousCantaloupe · Answer

If Santa likes it then yes. His body, his choice 😂😂 .. but srsly sure you can sit on his lap if he is cool with it and you're just having fun not disrespectful.

moonlikefire · Answer

I know a lot of malls have special hours when they allow adults with special needs to come see Santa. I personally think that’s a good thing. And if adults in general want to participate they need to do it in a respectful manner tbh.

Fuentes · Answer

If your a grown man wanting to sit in anither grown mans lap you're clearly Gay and if your a women wanting to do that must have an old man fetish or the adult suffers from autism or some type of mental disability

Soporific-san · Answer

They should. I know if I want to do something. I'm do without a second thought. Not only that, I'm do it in style with an elf costume I got.

NyceGuyFinishingLast · Answer

Only if they are looking for a lump of something that isn't coal. Act your age.

Magnums94 · Answer

I mean hey... if that's what gets you off then... by all means.

WesBrewer · Answer

why not, although "Santa" might get a heart attack from the weight.

Tiny_Wife · Answer

I met my fella sitting on his lap while he played santa

Citizenkirk · Answer

Not without a decent tip, if she's wearing fishnet stockings, and Santa's feeling a little naughty.

SuGaR18 · Answer

Yes, I still love Santa even tho I am not a kid anymore.

Safa01 · Answer

Nobody sits on santas lap, they always sit next to him on a couch or chair.

NYCQuestions1976 · Answer

There's nothing wrong with adults having some holiday fun.

Jamie05rhs · Answer

No. But I wouldn't mind having a female elf sit on MY lap!

Liam_Hayden · Answer

If I'm playing Santa and she is single and attractive, yes. Otherwise, no.

biggdaddyhawk1975 · Answer

If Santa is ok with it... but if you feel a poke it's just a candy cane

KrakenAttackin · Answer

Why would a grown man do this? Trying to be funny? Just stop.

Twenty2 · Answer

Grown up women, fuck yeah! Grown up men need miss Santa 🎅

Sakura-san · Answer

No, poor Santa won’t handle them. lol

sheikalana · Answer

Even if I was allowed I wouldn't do it.

douride2 · Answer

If Santa is ok with it I don't see the problem.

eyelidsontheceiling · Answer

If the guy being Santa is cool with it then yeah

just_a_potato · Answer

Hell yeah let me always sit on Santa's lap

dandiecandie · Answer

Of course! Santa would love to have me on his lap!

OliviaRx · Answer

Even adults are kids at heart 😂

kkirk4442 · Answer

Yes, if Santa is her boyfriend or husband.

SandandWaves · Answer

Yes, I see nothing wrong with it!!

TheorionMage · Answer

And... should Santa be allowed an erection? DUH!

Thatasianlove16 · Answer

Hell ya lol

Phoenix98 · Answer

That seems a little weird to me /=.

aieeazumui · Answer

For sure yes

ChiTown33 · Answer

If it's ok with Santa, why not?

Agem123 · Answer

Umm looks weird😅

PaganWarrior · Answer

Ummm... No.

Wise4myage · Answer

Adult females only, lol.

blondfrog · Answer

Yea as long as its for a gag just for the laughs.

captain_voidwalker · Answer

No, dear God people grow up

ShootShootBangBang · Answer

Weight limit of 300 pounds.

AFellowWeeb · Answer

meh, why not, if they are both ok with it

msc545 · Answer

No! definitely no!

TheAfrikan · Answer

That is childish nope.

dpy87 · Answer

Ya man why not? Have fun and laugh a little.

foxrider77 · Answer

Well not men

TacosRAwesome · Answer

Sure why not.

bannacookies · Answer

For sure.

n12345678910 · Answer

Ew no.

jasco · Answer

no never

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