Do you have a funny or unique way of greeting people?

[BCRanger10]

Do you have your own unique way that you greet people?

For example, when I was in college, I had a friend who whenever you'd ask him "what's up", his reply was always "Whatever's not down!"

Sometimes when I see someone at work, I'll say "Are you having a wonderful day?" They will then reply "Why, yes, I am!" I then respond with..."Is there anything I can do to ruin it?" Or if they're already having a bad day, I'll ask..."Is there anything I can do to make it worse?"

When someone at work says how glad they are it's Friday, I've recently started saying "And you know what that means, right?"... response - "Oh yeah!"... then I respond thusly - "One day closer to Monday!" And then I watch with glee as all the joy and excitement drains from their eyes 😆😆😆

What's your funny, witty, or quirky way of telling someone "hello"?

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1 mo

Greeting - "Hey man, what do you know?"

Me - "A lot. Please be more specific."

[ChiTown33]

"Greetings and salutations"

It's funny, I've been saying it so long as unique quirky icebreaker I almost forgot who originated it, till you asked this question.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/wp0JOgIdrlA

[NathanDavis]

not really...

and with some people, I don't even greet... lol

I just go straight into "business" or whatever we're have going on

[Jen_oic]

You might say that

[BCRanger10]

Say what?

[Jen_oic]

What you said

[BCRanger10]

Well of course I might, 'cuz I DO 😆😆😆

I need to come up with new ones...

[Jen_oic]

@BCRanger10
Just kidding Mr Ranger

[Jen_oic]

@BCRanger10
Usually when I meet people for the first time, it’s when I’m at work and they are my customers so I try to make sure they get what they need.

[Jen_oic]

@BCRanger10
Thank you for the MHO 💕

[Iyaelsorai]

Not exactly, just that when people say "How are you?", I just respond with "Hello", because I know they really don't care at all about how I'm doing.

[DryGermanGuy]

"Home of the burger, what's your beef?"

- AJ Soprano, The Sopranos

[andreasderjuengere]

My reply to: 'how are you doing', is
...: reasonably

[exitseven]

I sometimes say "Happy New Year" even though it could be July.

[Iron_Man]

I hug the women. And shake, the man’s hand Or give them a Fist bump. But if it’s a business meeting a handshake For the man

[AngryCarl3]

When people ask me how I am I like to say "Not too shabby."

[strateguy632]

yes i still fist bump like during covid.