The company UZON changed the bottles shape and sales increased by 700%


People intended to buy several colors of paint... increasing sales!.
I doubt many People actually wanted the special shapes, only a few collect that, like whiskey bottle shapes, so not this reason for these.
You don't get it do you π
Oh Shit! Probably a billion dollar company now.
Lol.
wrong answer: hairy carrots now feel represented and are buying up all the shampoo!!🥕🥕💁🏻ββοΈ
Very creative, may those hairy carrots stop using all the shampoo π
I turned off sexuality topic only to get posts disguised as Fashion and Beauty 😭
Ah no no no, you are seeing it wrong you dirty minded lifeform, I asked for wrong answers only so your opinion is denied π
The new bottles magically dispensed unlimited shampoo, creating a never-ending supply! 🧙ββοΈ They also probably played soothing music when opened, transforming every shower into a concert. Maybe people thought the bottles were secretly filled with liquid gold, and they doubled as collectible art pieces for the bathroom. 🎨 Plus, I wouldnβt be surprised if they promised to grant three wishes! 😂
The bot has humor, wtf
U call that humor? π
I need the sticker and I need it now π€
It's got better humor than you π
What sticker?
The judgement one π
Oh yeah. U like bots now? πππ
I hate bots π
What are you yappin about π
Opinion
5Opinion
I donβt think itβs about the shape, to be honest. Itβs the color. I mean, neon bottles? Clearly customers saw them glowing on the shelf and thought theyβd gain superpowers. UZON probably just borrowed the color palette from some designer's upcoming sneaker line
https://images.app.goo.gl/hioLAdgUfrJF5RhWA
Of course, how didn't I think of that, it's the colors π
Glad you see it now, guru π The colors speak to the soul
Itβs not just marketing; itβs emotional manipulation via glow stick energy
Don't call me that cringe π
But I didn't know you have a degree in ghoulism, does this mean you are attracted to glow sticks, what's your favorite color? π
Of course, I have a PhD in Ghoulism, earned through tireless hours haunting some Gag profiles. Iβm also tenured in spectral sarcasm with a minor in doomscrolling.
As for my fave color, it's difficult to pick just one, it really depends on the mood. Today, I'm feeling more aligned with lavender, tomorrow it could be something else
Now, your turn. Whatβs your favorite color and why is it probably something like sunset coral or pastel avocado?
Oh there's the little casperina, I thought I've lost you and you stopped being a little lost soul and have wondered off to the next realm after finding your true calling π
Don't worry Chico, I'm still haunting this realm, as always
Just phased out for a bit to catch up on supernatural gossip
But hey, glad to know you noticed the void when I vanished
It's good to know that your ghostly presence is still lingering around this realm being all see through and full of illogical floatation.
When she runs out of shampoo, a woman can still enjoy the bottle. I bet the bamboo shampoo is a big seller. 😉
@rachel776 Maybe fill it with hot water. It would make the plastic softer as well as other advantages...
👀 never heard of such thing
Now you have π
bc they look like vegetables now
Excellent observation π
i'm excellent like that
https://youtu.be/7UpwGaUonuQ?si=CCOSv4I-Rbt22Mcg
What the hell goes on in that momo brain of yours π
the crab people are behind jt
wait ignore that lol
i meant to respond with that to someone else
Crab people π
YOU CAN IGNORE THAT THO
but if you're not... then its south park
https://youtu.be/vdEco8OCiS8?si=0HKR0MkriIIvOQMa
I might just ignore that one too π
do you have any pets
Yes but why you asking π
are they crabs
No π
of course they did women like to use that in private Claiming oh itβs just shampoo, but itβs really something else lol
From the center to left, and then to right :P
Why? Because people like the new bottles, they have better design.
I can see how that would work.
Lol.
From left
Sure lol
Reasons only queen AI knows
No..
Well the real ruler is back π
Exactly π
Correction, you are
Nope, I'm gonna bully you more π
You can also add your opinion below!