12 Christian Pick-Up Lines

[vekin]

You've accepted Jesus into your heart but is there still room for me?

Hey girl, I've got the gift of phophecy, and I see you in my future.

Girl, you're altogether lovely, altogether worthy, altogether wonderful to me.

Your middle name must be Grace because you're amazing.

Hi I'm Will..... Gods Will 4u.

I was reading my Bible and I was wondering do you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?

Hey I was reading the book of numbers and realized I don't have your number yet.

I have been lonely. Would you mind meeting me to pray about that?

You must be made out of water, because Jesus turned you into FINE.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me

How about speaking in tongues together?

Here is my number.... Call me when you need prayer.

[yourwaifu]

Haha they are funny but I'd be kinda turned off if someone would approach me like that but i like the one "your middle name must be grace because you're amazing" 😁

[vekin]

but isn't it the same with all kind of pickup lines that are just funny

[yourwaifu]

I'm not a fan of pick up lines in general :)

[vekin]

me neither doesn't seem spontanous to me

[Omar5881]

😂😂😂😂😂 I must do the halal pick up lines 😂😂😂😂

[vekin]

yeah do that :-)

[RicanEyes]

@Omar5881 go for it.. lol

[btbc92]

If anybody truly has a relationship with Christ he would warn you to not pursue a relationship and use scripture as proof you belong together. He gave us the ability to choose. But if he says no, the answer is a no. But I'm glad you posted this up though.

[vekin]

I agree, the scripture is great and has good suggestions for a good relationship but you can't use it to proof you belong together

[btbc92]

@vekin Yeah sorry I meant to say what you said. It's my computer omitting words out.

[chc0009]

Man, fuck Jesus Christ, fuck his hypocrisy, and fuck the Bible thumpers who threaten us with damnation.

I am a former Christian, turned atheist, since those far-right Christians turned out to be nothing but bigots who are against the different and disabled, like myself. Plus, it's scientifically impossible to prove that gods exist, the only reason why this religion came was because the European conquest spread it.

I don't need these pickup lines, since I am an atheist. I have sold my soul to myself, not God.

[vekin]

That there are christians who are bad ambassadors for christianity, for God, doesn't mean it all isn't true

[BanchouRataz]

Dude, chill the fuck out. I'm an atheist as well, in fact I'm part of an atheist group that calls themselves the "Organized Militant Atheist Movement And Cookies". Pay closer attention to the first part than the last part. I thought a couple of these were funny, though all of them were corny to a certain degree. You can think these are funny without being a Christian. And you seem to have come here just to be an ass hole. No body gives a fuck about your life story either.

I have to ask, did you just become an atheist? I've seen a trend of newer atheists being more violent and meaner, most likely as a way of separating themselves from their former religious identity and as a way to form their newer identity as an atheist. Just wanna see if my hypothesis has any standing.

[BanchouRataz]

Vekin, what does what you said have to do with anything? It's akin to me saying "cats can be ass holes" when you ask me when my birthday is. Moreover, those European conqueror douches followed the Bible closer than probably ever will.

[chc0009]

I'm not trying to be an asshole, just think that the concept of gods is ridiculous.

But how about some humor? Maybe God is an ancient bio weapon left here a long time ago by extraterrestrials.

[Paris13]

@vekin, Here is a New one: "I finally found my angel."
Good luck. xx

[vekin]

is nice one

[Paris13]

Why, thank you, @vekin, and Please "Like" me then lol!!
Press the button, I mean, please. xx

[Paris13]

Thank you for the Like when you see it. xx

[Maxemeister]

You float my ark.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.

I put the "stud" in bible study.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

[vekin]

Also nice ones, i only don't understand the one about bible study

[BlahBlahBlahs]

This is great!
I would add "Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor.. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God" <3

[vekin]

this one is great

[Dim_121]

I actually have a freind named grace. I'm going to tell her next boyfreind to try this one. Your name must be Grace because you're amazing.
I'd like to add one.
Did it hurt
did what hurt
Why when you feel from heaven you lovely angel.

[vekin]

You also can use this phrase for your friend maybe

[MissFabulous]

Hahahaha love it, especially the one "You must be made out of water, because Jesus turned you into FINE! :)

[vekin]

Yeah that is a great one

[MissFabulous]

Haha yeah for sure. :)

[Offthelist]

Why does a pickup line need to cater to religion and why would your first introduction need to be tied to it?

[vekin]

It is just for fun

[Cccgala]

Those got to be the wittiest pick up lines I've ever read in my entire life
I loved all of these 👏😂 Great take!

[aliceinwonderland69]

When I was younger a guy told me God spoke to him and said we should get married. So I said well he didn't tell me.

[TheLawProf]

I'm a religious Christian, but this is just too much for my taste. The cringe...

[vekin]

Sorry about that

[TheLawProf]

It's ok. Lol.

[Anonymous]

"I would leave the 99 sheep in the wilderness to come and find you. And then i'd joyfully carry you home on my shoulders"

[vekin]

great one too

[Tarvold]

This is one guys can use on their sister in law -

"Deuteronomy 25:5 - If my bro dies, I've got to hit that without protection."

[takumii]

"Hey wanna see my naked?"
"No"
*slap* "told you not to eat the apple.. bitch"

[apple24]

O: But apples are so good!

[Anonymous]

Genesis 1:28 God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and...
Let's follow His command.

[vekin]

good one too

[Opinion Owner]

You're christian? Let's read the Song of Songs together.

[ThePetSquirrel]

"I heard it was a sin to show off those good looks." ;)

[vekin]

nice one

[ThePetSquirrel]

Thanks.

[FrenchyRomain]

here is what happened : cringed, facepalmed... cringed again and finally barfed

[vekin]

don't be too serious man

[Cowboy6666]

Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise I'll give it back ladies ;)

[Stacyzee]

Ah, these were corny but funny lol

[vekin]

The cornier the better

[homegirl123]

This is hilarious! Especially the Holy kiss one!