He calls me shorty, what's a good name to call him back?

[Anonymous]

What should I call him back? He's pretty tall

[StewieRH]

I used to have a tall friend and was trying to think of ways to wind him up once and my Dad suggested looking up around the ceiling and saying "Oh sorry _____, was just trying to find you then seeing as you think so *highly* of yourself"

[Jxpxtxr]

I'm tall and the best most people come up when trying to mock me for my height is "giraffe" lmao try that.

[FakeName123]

"Sup Giant. Make sure you don't hit the top of the doorframe"

[BeerFarts]

Tall-ey. Lol.

[Asker]

won't that offend him or something?

[BeerFarts]

Why would it? He calls you shorty, you call him tall-ey. Lol. There's nothing offensive about that.

[Asker]

Ok so far this has been the nicest nickname

[BeerFarts]

Thanks! I actually think it's kinda corny but I'm glad you like it ;p

[Asker]

It is but everyone else is mean lol

[19ian69]

How about lofty or big bird if he is blonde, giraffe or "YO STRETCH".

[ManWithoutAMoustache]

If he has big feet u can call him skies (it's what my female friends call me as I'm 6"1 and 15) or just smack him on the head every time he says it

[LaVilaine]

Stretch. Longjohn Silver. Legs. Lurch. Gigantor.

[RJGraveyTrain]

Bitch.

... It's what I tend to go for.

[Anonymous]

Ballsack because that's all you stare at

[anonman32]

ask him hows the weather up there.

[scooogy]

Call his dick a shorty

[Gentlaman]

if you short then just accept

[Asker]

Lol ok

[Parakeeta]

Papi

[Mesonfielde]

Skyscraper?

[skaikrasha]

Skyscraper.

[Chadster]

stretch

[1smooth28]

tally

[OrangeBoy]

Giraffe maybe.

[SleepingSnorlax]

"Tall freak"

[jamesdegod]

mr big dik

[Night-cuck]

Lanklet, or Hodor.