Girls: how do you mark your territory?

[Anonymous]

or how do you let other girls he is your guy and so back off?

[ladsin]

lol agree with the girl from what I hear and from how my girl acts... she's always laying on me and holdin my hand and stuff, ESPECIALLY when there's another girl there... lol I love it because I like her touchin me so when ill sometimes talk to a girl just because I know she'll get closer to me... oh I heard my friend say he could tell she owned me because even when she wasn't touching me her palms were always facing me or something lol

[palek]

My girlfriend urinates on my short collars, which seems to do the trick since women never get within 20 feet of me.

[slipslender]

:D

[tmlsmurfs]

sry dude I never realized you wrote this here, because I just typed right away without looking what was here, bit weird enough we came with the same thing.

[palek]

; - )

[slipslender]

it's not weird. I thought the same thing. I think the phrase 'mark your territory' is universally linked to the idea of a dog urinating on his favorite fire hydrant :p

[palek]

Then I'm just a very large, animated fire hydrant. Oh well, I suppose I should be glad that I'm wanted.

[queenofpeen]

I don't.

I don't care if girls flirt with my guy, I trust him. Physically clinging to him when he's around girls just makes me feel annoying. No offense to the girls that do that, it's just my personality :P

[kkandbb]

I just hold onto his hand :) But it's more a team effort of marking territory :P He holds onto me and I hold onto him lol like puts his hand on my waist or something

[slipslender]

through touch. holding his hand, putting my arm around his waist --> easiest ways to show possession, imo.

[palek]

I do prefer your method!

[slipslender]

lolll meeee toooo :p

[Brando]

Peeing is more effective though. Not only does no girl want to deal with that, but everyone loves their own brand so it won't necessarily smell bad to you.

[slipslender]

you can be guinea pig numero uno. let me know how it fares for you! :p

[StringofFate]

Not a girl, I know, but... you date them?

If you're not dating you can't really lay claim to another person as yours. It's not fair to them or to anyone else, they're not objects.

[tmlsmurfs]

you p*ss on us to mark your territory like animals (jk)

[Nerdyberd17]

That's the first thing I thought of when I read the question. lol

[tmlsmurfs]

Oh really have you peed on a guy? jk

[Nerdyberd17]

All the time. O.o

lol.. no, I actually haven't.

[Anonymous]

I trust him to ward off the advances of other women. He's mine and I'm his. I don't have to prove that to anybody but him.

[wizzarded]

A girl I was seeing walked up to a girl while I was in mid conversation with and said he has a tiny pecker. it was pretty funny

[Anonymous]

i pee on him!

lol jking