You walk into a bar and notice in the very back what looks like a Minotaur watching you carefully while smoking a pipe. What do you do?

Question

You see him chug some kind of ale every so often. What do you do?

Smoke-n-Growls · Accepted Answer

Sit across from him at a different table, pull out my gandalf pipe and spark up some dank weed, and maintain eye contact until one of us decides to go over and chat with the other.

With luck, we'll be on some dragon slaying quest or noble house heist before the night is up.

Cynicaldreamer · Accepted Answer

I'd grab a drink, sit down next to him, and ask him how he managed to get out of the Labyrinth! Lol I have a feeling I'd enjoy talking to him more than being afraid of him

NathanDavis · Accepted Answer

I'll stare back at him till he looks away or makes it clear it has a problem with me, if so... well, guess I'll find out what the problem is.

basically, the same you do with cartel people... you don't turn your back at them... lol.

ChrisMaster69 · Accepted Answer

Walk over to him and firmly remind him, smoking is not allowed inside the bar.

then politely ask him to go to the smokers area outside.

You would think after 14 years people would realise it’s banned, sheesh.

SaoirseS · Answer

Notify social media that I had found Sasquatch, but he's hornier than I imagined.

MindYourEyes · Answer

I’d say... nice horns XD ever jab people with it? XD

not_a_twinkie · Answer

Buy a drink, take a seat, and ask him what a fella like him is doin in a place like this. What can I say, I'm naturally curious and don't have a lot of what people call "self preservation instincts"

menina · Answer

I would walk away as soon as possible. I would be so scared!

snackthatsmilesback · Answer

I guess just act like normal. That's really cool but I don't wanna risk being mauled yknow I don't know what kind of minotaur he is or who he's looking for. So just act normal and why would he be looking for me?

Cherry234 · Answer

I would try to ignore him and sit as far away from him as I can (while keeping my eyes on him). And then I would slowly back my way out of the bar when I'm done and run away

nolabels · Answer

I'd ask him for a light for my cigar, offer him a fresh pint, and see if he's up to cluing me in on that labyrinth of his.

Bluemax · Answer

I'd say "BULL!"

lakotabebebe · Answer

Walk up to him and strike up a conversation! Who knows, a siren's voice can do wonders for "easing suspicions" ;)

AKRedRider1216 · Answer

Draw my sword on him ( for protection just in case) and ask him what he's looking at and wait for his hopefully non-threatening response.

Heatherheels · Answer

go sit next to him and say" mm wow i need a big bull at home i need some real beef!

InventorofWarp · Answer

Offer him some of the clearly excellent LSD I'm on.

Phoenix98 · Answer

Do the only thing I can take out my own tobacco pipe light it and sit down to him and converse as pipe smokers do preferably with some ale.

GermanGuy87 · Answer

I would take a few pictures and leave immediately. Most likely I would think I had gone insane and am now seeing things.

docster · Answer

I'd walk over to the minister, priest, and rabbi and ask them if this is one of "those" bars.

purplepoppy · Answer

Politely remind him it's illegal to smoke in doors

SnakeBoop · Answer

Huh. Guess I entered a d and d campaign? Sounds fun! XD

electromagnetic · Answer

Think I’ve had one to many for someone who doesn’t drink. Time to head home.

Inexpensivefurniture · Answer

Assuming he has enough human intelligence to consent, me and him are gonna fuck

rjroy3 · Answer

Ask the bartender where they got the minotaur and say I want one

Jazquee · Answer

Recommend the acid I took... to EVERYONE.. I know!! Then buy him a drink

TravisOfOregon · Answer

Damnit, did I forget to take my antipsychotic medication again? Goddamn hallucinations, smh.

helva · Answer

Call the Greek embassy and ask to send a specialist.

JosyJosy · Answer

I would check the time and my location, where the hell did I end up

Nikki6t6 · Answer

Sit down at a table facing him and wait for the waitress to come by. When the waitress comes by order a beer. That’s it.

Prettysammie · Answer

I give him a flirty smile and then see if he makes a moooove

RasberrySlushPuppy · Answer

Err that is surely going to have me worried and then I'll back away and leave.

FinalFantasyBro · Answer

I would wonder how I can become the minotaur new owner.

monkeynutts · Answer

Get him a pint of lager. I’ll get one for myself too.

ChiTown33 · Answer

Walk over and ask if those heavy horns give him a neck ache after a while.

Charliefretz329 · Answer

Buy us both a drink. Stroll over and sit down across from him. Look each other in the eyes. “You again?”...

kellytheman · Answer

Go to sleep or got to the doctor for seeing weird s***

zagor · Answer

Wonder if he's like the Minotaurs in Rule 34 porn...

Wiredone · Answer

I'd sit at the bar and have a beer while facing him so I can watch his every move

Kontrvnote · Answer

If there's a minotaur I'm probably in the wrong bar, maybe I must go somewhere else.

loves2learn · Answer

Buy him a beer. I want to be on his good side.

NightOwl8801 · Answer

Order a drink and approach him , see what thr guy's up to

shortster · Answer

Loudy order a steak and keep my hand close to my morning star.

NicoleNatZZ · Answer

Ok are we alone in the bar?

karaspara · Answer

Ask him for a light break the ice

UnknownGagsUser · Answer

Walk up and ask what his problem? Lol

pink_and_inlove · Answer

Go to the bathroom and then escape

SavySav · Answer

Hit him up of course that's a rare encounter!

BlacklightShade · Answer

I'd go find some wax and feathers.

JustinTimberlegs · Answer

Wave a red peice of cloth around

MsTaniaUncensored · Answer

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Nightroads · Answer

Depends on my cha check.

AngelLily · Answer

Run for my Life as Soon as I See Him.🏃🏼‍♀️

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

Just stay out his way and let him alone LMAO

ThoughtfulSoul · Answer

Ask you for advice.

IncognitoBandito · Answer

Is he smoking weed in the pipe?

ItsMeItsMe1989 · Answer

I start wondering if im in "hell"

ZhangYating · Answer

I will order him a pizza, he may be hungry...

Miah02 · Answer

Walk back out

andreasderjuengere · Answer

I'll hide my ring?

Sugar100 · Answer

I would be scared

Sketti2021 · Answer

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