I tried everything in my liquor cabinet again, I'm so wasted, wanna hear my best pickup lines?

[EvanAgain]

Let me have it.

I like booze.

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Guys I'm so fuckin wasted watching reruns of Dexter season 6 at 1:21 in the morning.
I'm gonna keep going until I drank every kind.

[bones_20]

Nope but I want that bottle of Jack Daniels 😌

[EvanAgain]

It's gross, it tastes like perfume smells. Canadian Crown Royal Vanilla Rye Whiskey was the best one I drank tonight.

[bones_20]

It’s not gross, don’t be rude.

I’ve never heard of that but I love vanilla so I’m sure it’s good.

[EvanAgain]

It's so harsh tasting though.
Right now I'm drinking Seagram's Rye Whiskey and some Pepsi. That's good too.

[EvanAgain]

Jack Daniels is harsh to me. Like drinking jet fuel.

[bones_20]

Na you’re just trippin

[EvanAgain]

I'm just drinking Captain Morgan's Rum, Smirnoff vodka, Seagram's Rye whiskey and Lucky Lager beer at the moment. I has so mmm e Jack Daniels and coke last night, but spit it out because it's not good to me, but maybe other like it?

[bones_20]

I love dexter.

Sounds like you should stop drinking and go to bed. Now.

[EvanAgain]

Dexter is one of the best series there ever was.
I don't wanna stop drinking until I pass out.
My buddy is coming tomorrow to drink whiskey, but I hope I drank it all before he gets here. I don't like him.

[bones_20]

🤣🤣 I really can’t with you 🤦🏼‍♀️

[EvanAgain]

I drank at his house the other night and I sang karaoke with his wife.
I held her hand and told her that I love her.
He punched me in the arm and I passed out in the reclining chair. Now I don't trust him.

[jamesgoldman]

Finlandia, best vodka you can get for under £20

[EvanAgain]

I dilute my Smirnoff with orange juice so I can't even tell the difference.

[jamesgoldman]

I refuse to drink that stuff, I will cook with it

[EvanAgain]

So what's so good about Finlandia vodka? How do you even know it's good? Do you drink it straight or smething?

[jamesgoldman]

I have done and it sits on par with Goose for half the money

[EvanAgain]

Vodka in general gives me a headache so I only alternate an occasional Vodka drink here and there.
How do you drink it?

[jamesgoldman]

Usually with cranberry juice or in the case of Zubrówka, apple juice
I got into neat vodka when I was dating my first girlfriend who was Polish so her family would have me taking vodka toasts with them at 16, I wasn't a very believable 16 year old hence I was dating an 18 year old who was an absolute knockout

[EvanAgain]

Cranberry juice, nice. 👍
What was so hot about that chick?

[jamesgoldman]

Everything she was smart and beyond her eye being blue as opposed to green, Jolene by Dolly Parton sums her up almost to a T
I wish I'd proposed before she left but I did buy her a nice necklace but I kick myself for not proposing so looks like I having a whisky over breakfast

[Iron_Man]

Sure

[EvanAgain]

I told this Asian woman "You look like you taste good, what's a White farm boy got to say to make you happy?" she kissed me.

[Iron_Man]

Wow that is something

[EvanAgain]

I just try to be honest and women usually respond to it.

[Iron_Man]

Cool