Have you ever caused or had a stiffy in church?

[wittymilf]

God this testament is intriguing. Amen

[mstbooblover]

Yes, when I was young, but not willingly. I often could have a spontaneous boner in any place for no specific reason. Sometimes embarrassing.

Still, many years later my wife and I had it very hot in a small church we visited on vacation, and sorry for having to honestly tell, but we did masturbate each other discretely behind a corner. No regrets though: a rather amusing nice memory.

[HillmanZ]

I got teased once by milf at church, she was sitting in front of me and started crossing her legs over and over kinda widely open, she was wearing a skirt and she did notice i was looking at her so she just kept going with it, I had to look away not to get a boner, but I kept checking from time to time

[MrCommodore]

Yes I definitely did, usually caused by some foxy milf in the row in front of me with a figure hugging outfit.

[wittymilf]

Those bloody jezibelish milves

[MrCommodore]

I know, there is me trying to focus on the good word, but all I can then think of is getting down and dirty with some sexy ass jezibelish milf our the back of church.

[wittymilf]

Hail to that Mary

[SamIam96]

lol. I have and we're catholic. Stand, sit, stand, sit. As a kid, my mom gave me many jabs to the ribs for not standing up straight. Just as the congregation was standing, I'd wake up, with a fantastic erection. Adolescence is tough on a boy.

[Anonymous]

My ex's younger 15 year old sister went up to give the reading. She had inbthe space of a few months been hit hard by puberty and had grown massive tits overnight. She was wearing this white dress and as the light hit her you could see the silhouette of her hot body.

[ericclayton]

Unfortunately, yes. Caused? I hope not, lol.

[wittymilf]

😂😂 yeah the causing bit would only happen if you were Catholic!

[TheSpaceGnome]

I don't go to church, and I'm pretty sure anyone who does isn't a naked or half naked woman, so I really can't see that happening.

[DJB72]

As a teenager I was a chorister and then a server (Anglican altar boy). A cassock hides a multitude of sins 🤣🤣🤣

[spartan55]

That must be why I almost got struck by lightning during hymnal.

[Jamie05rhs]

It has happened, yes. Random thoughts can pop into the male brain at random times. I have had to shake my head vigorously to snap back to focus on a few occasions.

[slatyb]

I stopped going to church at about the same time I was going through puberty, so I don't think so.

[AviatorTom]

Nope, never. I did get sick once in church, but no stiffies.

[Anonymous]

who hasn't thought about taking some broad and bending her over the alter and ramming it in her from behind while her tits are on the alter

[wittymilf]

Um 🤔 Ihadn’t thought if it

[Dreamclouds]

Yeap many times there was this girl in very short skirts that was always sitting in front of me, I always felt so guilty for having a stiffy but it always happened

[historectomy]

i ain't gone to church since i was little so no lol

[HippieVeganJewslim]

No. I barely go to the church. I didn’t cause one in any other temples as well.

[Anonymous]

What does 'stiffy' mean?

If it's something about violence, then yes: I beat up and made a guy spit blood and teeth on a church' steps.

[wittymilf]

Stiffy is about the movement of blood but not through violence

[wittymilf]

Usually

[Opinion Owner]

I get it. Here when we say stiffy or stiff we mean killing someone. I accidentally stiffed someone, but it was because I did not help them and watched her die.

[wittymilf]

That’s fine as long as it didn’t give you a Stiffy

[Opinion Owner]

Nope but I felt bad afterwards. Like good that she died because she was going to ruin my life, but I wish it did not come to that. Good job she did all by herself tho.

[Guy13]

No i have not

[wittymilf]

Maybe next time 🤞

[Guy13]

Walking with the Holy Spirit

[wittymilf]

Is that a typo 🤔

[Guy13]

Walking in perhaps. The point being in the church ir will be an act of God…. I wasn’t “raised” that way as boy😎

[wittymilf]

Actually I thought you meant ‘ n’ instead of ‘L’ 😂😂

[Guy13]

Your 🤩…

[Gooddaze]

I don’t go to church. Secondly not sure I am causing many stiffys. You may. Not me.

[Anonymous]

I had sex in a church once, if that counts for anything.

[exitseven]

I could not do that. I would not want to be struck by lightning.

[Pudsmucker]

Only time I got a stiffy and church when a woman that I know bent over and showed her massive does of cleavage.

[Fukaroo]

I got jerked off by my ex in church once.

[wittymilf]

This makes me very happy for you! Did you bless her with holey water?

[Fukaroo]

I blessed her with a holy nut

[BJP21]

You better go to confession for impure thoughts.

[legalboxers]

never been to church, and if it was stiff, it was probably a female ghost riding me

[Xtendable]

I have had one in church. girlfriend didn't help at all

[Anonymous]

In high school, I did, especially if my crush was wearing a short skirt that day.

[Anonymous]

Does the time I was an altar boy count?

[wittymilf]

Ask the priest 🤷‍♀️

[Opinion Owner]

I can't he says I'm not allowed to talk about it.

[bowenw]

When I was a kid, yes. Cause unknown.

[loveslongnails]

I don't go to church, so no. :-D

[Summeroflove]

Go away troll. I rebuke you in Jesus name

[legalboxers]

so says the troll who probably isn't at church this morning but watching Fox News or NewsMax

[Summeroflove]

@legalboxers you don’t know my relationship with God and I hardly ever watch either news outlet. Try again

[Summeroflove]

@legalboxers you’re the one defending such a retarded question

[legalboxers]

@summeroflove since your such a pious person, what happened to love thy neighbor. You are the troll. And by the way.. he's a rock. Cast your first stone since you think you are so righteous and do hope that white unmarked envelope had enough $100s for your sins! God Bless!

[Summeroflove]

@legalboxers yeah that prosperity gospel is false doctrine. You're trying to make a strawman argument about Christians. But you're the kind of person who makes people who aren't christian look bad.

You're a bigot

[Summeroflove]

@legalboxers you're the one being judgmental.

[wittymilf]

God made erections 🤔 if they were a sin we’d all be dead 😂😂

[Summeroflove]

. This is just a trolling and dumbass question and you're being a pervert

[Summeroflove]

You think you're witty but you're really not

[wittymilf]

Fuck off then cunt fave 😂😂

[Date_a_Snob]

I don't go to church. I'm an atheist.

[Fuentes]

No don't go to church

[Dantezam]

Twice!

[24_7_Amazing]

I'm an atheist

[wittymilf]

Is that like an a sexual
Of religion 🤔

[24_7_Amazing]

Atheist believe there is no God and that each person controls his/her own destiny

[24_7_Amazing]

Albert Einstein was an atheist

[MrTaboo]

Had, plenty of times

[eagle1951]

kind of