Have you ever had an "Injurious Wedgie"?

[exitseven]

A woman is suing Disney for getting an "injurious wedgie" on a water slide.

[lightbulb27]

no and I have to believe she signed a waiver against getting wedgie issues. Disney doesn't control what kind of underbritches she wears or what she was doing to get that weggie. Did her boyfriend pull her pants up? Don't even tell me " Mickey Mouse" is gonna start frisking people to check if their underwear is up to standards and denying them, that will results in more mayhem. just stop.

Go to Dr, get wedgie damage fixed, make sure ride is as safe as possible, move on. Do not pay lawyers.

USA #1... in lawsuits...

[OlderAndWiser]

I believe that she sustained internal vaginal lacerations as a result of her ride on this water slide.

[DubiousIntentions]

Or by the rough sex she had before she even got to the waterpark.

[OlderAndWiser]

@DubiousIntentions And do you know that? Or is that just a guess?

[DubiousIntentions]

@OlderAndWiser Seems more likely than by water. She had better never use a bidet then either..

[OlderAndWiser]

@DubiousIntentions The cuts would have been caused by the gusset of her bikini bottom.

[DubiousIntentions]

I've never worn a bikini bottom that had "Gussets" in them. They use strings or are one piece. Seems to be one of the ones they don't allow, for obvious reasons.

[DubiousIntentions]

They have warning signs about what kind of suits you are allowed to wear. Obviously, a thong is not going to do it. Just another frivolous lawsuit by someone who thinks rules don't apply to them.

[kylee2437]

What was she wearing where she got this injury from a wedgy? I hope it gets thrown out if she was wearing anything close to a thong bikini or was wearing pants too small for her

[sage2021]

People will do or say anything for money. Remember the notorious old lady who because a millionaire because McDonald's hot coffee burned her legs?

[exitseven]

yes, I remeber when thst happened. This was just filed last week. I suspect Disney will want to settle.

[Lliam]

I never experienced an injurious wedgie. I landed, straddling things like the top tube of a bicycle frame, and experienced serious pain to my testicles before. Getting slammed in the nuts is very painful.

I had a girlfriend whose family enjoyed water skiing tell me that she once wiped out on skis and received a violent and painful douche. She said it was very unpleasant. No permanent injury, though.

[Jaximus-Lion]

As a little kid, maybe between the age of 6-10, can't remember but you Americans love to sue companies for the craziest things it's hilarious

[TrueConfection]

Can't say I have. I might consider it for a hefty settlement.

[Sparkie460]

I don't remember ever getting one

[Fuentes]

Funny how a lawyer picked that case up

[Jennz6]

Nope