Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
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Lots, but I never use them cause it would be cringe LOL
- Are you from Tennessee? Cause you are the only TEN-I-SEE
- Does you dad own a funeral home? Cause when I look at you, I die and go to heaven!
- Hey, excuse me... did the sun just come out? Or did you just smile?
- Does you dad own a pizza shop? Cause you look like a Slice of Heaven!
- Hey, you dropped something back there... Your crown because you are a Queen!
- Do you sell cameras? Cause I can totally picture us dating!
- Do you by chance own a bank? Cause you totally have my interest!
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I always found that "Hi" or "Hello" was always a good starter.
When I see corny pickup lines, I tend to ignore them, as I assume the lines are being sent to the masses and have absolutely nothing to do with me. They just throw out their net to as many people as they can, hoping it will catch at least one. If people want me to notice them, they first must show me they've actually read what I've written or comment on something I've said or done. If it's not personalized, it gets filed in the round file.
i heard, "heaven must be missing an angel, because you are down here" aaw!
I don't believe they are common, but if I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.
God I hope not. Just ask the girl out. Cut out the bs. It's rarely pulled off well.
No, they reek of Hollywood seduction movie written by a basement dweller.
I feel like guys only use these in a cheesy funny way, but I guess that's what makes them still work on occasion, but if a guy tries to be super serious with it, it's like, eye roll, eye roll, eye roll.
Yes we do. Hey” Hey” Good lookin what you got cookin” How about cookin somethin up with me””””
I'm lost... can you give me directions to your heart? 😻 Such rizzz
"Ahhhhhh your beauty just blinded me, I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
Lame, yes.I only do top tier roasts, slicing and dicing, turning the haters into a tomato.
If you want to lose a girl use a pickup line!
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