What is your favorite pickup line? Does pickup line still work?

[Princesspd]

[exitseven]

I had a friend that used to ask out every girl that looked interesting to him. He got shot down a lot but he dated a lot of girls. There was a girl that worked in a convenience store that he wanted to ask out so we go in there one night and he asked the girl at the counter if she was there. He was told that she was not working that night. He asks the girl if she knew her pheon number and she gave it to him. He calls her from the payphone in the store. It turns out that there was two girls with the same first name that worked there and he called the wrong one. He talked to her for a while and then he asked her out and she said she would go out with him. My friend told me that the worst thing that can happen is they say no.

So a few days after that I meet a girl in a bar who was the bar tender. I waited until after her shift was over and I walked her to her car. I told her the story about my friend and that he said that he asked anyone he thought was nice for a date and the worst thing that could happen was they say no. Then I waited a few seconds and I just said ""so would ya?"And she looked at me and was confused then she said "you mean go out with you?" And she said yes.

I used this 3 other times during the next year and went 4 for 4 with it.

[FuqUFggt]

I don't have a pickup line because I never intended to pick up a woman... one time I took my platonic best "big sister" friend down town Philadelphia to see a Dead Kennedys show (she was my designeddriver too). I had an extra ticket and was meeting several friends at a dive bar on south street a block or 2 away from the TLA. Probably 3 hours before the concert. We were having a good time pregaming until I went to the bar for the next round. There was a girl at the bar crying and I couldnt. take it. I asked her I'm she would come back with me and my friends and we could cheer her up. I first introduced her to my single guy friend and then all the rest. We hung out for the next couple hours but then left to get to the cconcert. She followed us so I bought her a ticket to the show. When it was done we went back to the dive bar. My friend and DD said it was time to go home so I said good night to her and she slapped me in the face because I wasn't going home with her. I was gob smacked. I was married with a very big wedding ring, introduced her to my single friend and was there with my female friend. I HONESTLY don't understand women
If I did I would have never got married.

[12karen]

It doesn't, think it's just funny

•Let me guess three things about you: You’re really funny, really cute, and really in need of a date Friday night?

•Do you have a name you want me to save you as in my phone or should I just put “mine”?

•You look like my future partner

•I think I saw you on Spotify, you were listed as the hottest single

[ApplePie409]

A guy approaches a girl...

Guy: Hey, do you know much about smartphones?

Girl: I know a bit about them. What's the problem?

Guy: It's the contacts thing.

Girl: What about it?

Guy: I paid a stupid amount of money for this Samsung, and it doesn't even have your phone number in it. Should I take it back to the store?

[exitseven]

I sort of like that.

[ApplePie409]

@exitseven
I stole it from the Internet. I think it's the best pickup line I've heard.

[AviatorTom]

I've found that "Hello" usually works.

[dustybiker2]

Any pickup line will work with the right intent behind it. It's the way a line is delivered. Sexy. Scary. Empty. Sad. Say the same line a hundred times and can get a hundred different outcomes.

[dustybiker2]

Oh my fav..
I had three for the longest time but after crazy today my mind is mush. Sorry.

[kinkynicci]

Two nights ago I literally had a guy say to me "my cock died, can I bury it in your ass". I spit out my drink laughing so much.

[IslaTheWitch]

I like your smile

not sure why but always work... maybe because I say it only to guys who have really gorgeous smile...

[exitseven]

My old girl friend told me she had major orthodontic work done when she was a kid. I told her that her teeth came out nice. She really thanked me for the compliment

[michol123]

Girl: How are you?
Me: I'm Exhausted
Girl: why?
Me: because I spent all day hiding every chair I could find
Girl:ha ha why?
Me: so you wouldn't have anywhere to sit except my face 😈

[exitseven]

Did that ever work?

[kellytheman]

I don’t really use pickup lines but if I can make a joke or say something to make a girl laugh that’s probably my pickup line.

[Nerdvana]

Funny - My name is mushroom. Because I am a fungi and I will grow on you.

Sweet - You are so beautiful, roses give you to other roses.

[LiamJHayden]

"Pretend you're interested so all these other women leave me alone."

Shockingly, it has actually worked on occasion.

[exitseven]

I like it

[RebelinSteel]

I just talk to a girl, I don’t use pickup lines unless I’m being sarcastic lol

[DishLady]

I don’t have one. I don’t pick guys up… they’re heavier than I am…

[OddBeMe]

I rolled a lot of dick swingers and can spot crazy pussy. How about a drink?

[Nice222]

“Can we have lunch together “? That worked for me.

[slatyb]

No pickup line needed. Just a greeting.

[ohvanillalattegal]

You forgot my number

[laly520]

doubt

majority r too cheesy with it

[itsclearlynicholas]

Usually I'll just say "hi" lol 😆🤣

[Anonymous]

‘Your Uber will arrive on 2 minutes’

[Awesomesauce2005]

"Hi, my name is ______!

[Awesomesauce2005]

I would use pickup lines but every time i ask out a girl she either ends up being too young and looking really mature for her age or she has a boyfriend

[butterfly_nake87]

I love your outfit. What's your name?

[DrPepper12]

Wanna fuck?