
Guys, what's your best pickup line?

Guys, what's your best pickup line?
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"I really like your way with words, we should hang out sometime."...😉
Just like in the picture :)
I've found that "Hi" works most of the time.
The only pickup lines I ever came up with were purposefully cheesy because I never intended to actually use them.
Stuff like : "Are we plug and play compatible?" since I am a computer geek.
Or "I know this pick-up line might be cheesy because i'm dutch, but nice to meet you".
I know both are absolutely awful so I wouldn't actually use them haha. I'd probably just introduce what kind of person I am and ask her if she's interested in getting to know each other more elevator pitch style. Because I want to be up front with who I am, I expect that style to work well in a speed dating setting so once I am ready to actively date in person thats where I plan to go.
I haven't in a while because I'm married, but I find talking to women is easy. It's just a case of being polite, friendly and seeing where the conversation goes after an initial smile and hello. A nice friendly smile goes a long way.
What makes you think I don't :P
Honestly, I don't want to pick up women and I don't do pick up lines. It's too awkward, I'm not good at saying what I plan to say. It never comes out the way I plan for it in my head to come out.
I wouldn't use pick up lines on men I'm not gay. I'm still attracted to women I just don't want to have meaningful relationships with them.
all I know is "I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you" doesn't work.
Mutual smile and a polite hello. I'm a gentleman not a cheese ball
I can't really cold approach for shit but when she shows signs of interest I am welcoming, warm and non-judgmental. That usually works wonders at that point.
I'm not a violinist, but I'll fiddle your middle!
Pickup lines are so much better when you're in a relationship already. Otherwise, they're kind of stupid lol.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
That shirt looks amazing on you but would look better crumpled up on my bedroom floor.
Wanna fuck?
I'm not good at math but I know you're a 10!
Please don't think I used these! They're comically stupid except the wanna fuck. Friend in college used that for real and he was never without company... When he wasn't getting his ass kicked by her or her guy friends.
I go by the local chicken farm, pick out the hen with the best "tail" and "pluck' her right there.
I just go up and ask her. No need to make big deal out of it.
With food. Chicks love to eat
I don't.
They do it with me :)
When I read your username, I always wonder if this lady is really a dish 😋
Thanks
SMH @spartan55.
If I ever find out I'll let you know.
Can I take you out to dinner?
No, I mean, Can I take YOU out to dinner?
You lied. You said it was a good pickup line.
I never really had to...
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