Girls and farting...Are you that scared to fart around guys?

Question

me and my girl were laying down cuddling and she told me she had to fart.  I said I didn't care and she was surprised haha. Girls, are you that scared to fart by guys?

IHateMeganFox · Accepted Answer

For me it depends on how comfortable I am with him. I've fart around guys I've been comfortable with. Let my say this: who would want to live with someone who you can't fart around? What are you going to do when you're married? I wouldn't want to live a life of no farting, that will make a person ill lol.

I had a friend whose aunt has been with the same man since she was 16, she's like in her late 30's now and she does NOT fart around her husband. If she has to fart she goes to the bathroom, and they poop in different bathrooms on separate floors! Wtf? I couldn't live like that.

But anyway, it's something I do when I'm comfortable with a person. Around girlfriends we would fart in front of each other, family we fart in front each other, and if I'm comfortable with a guy then why wouldn't I fart in front of him?

Darkfairie17 · Accepted Answer

I don't really care. Its a normal bodily function. If farting is enough to drive a guy away, then I don't want to be with that person anyway.

I had guys who made a huge deal about it, when they wouldn't think twice about letting it rip near me. Also my boyfriend has even farted on me, so I have no idea how someone could get offended by it.

It's one thing if they hate all farting, but to say that only girls can't fart, that's pretty ridiculous, IMO. Unladylike? Perhaps, but it's not unhumanlike. So I don't know why it's such a big thing with some guys.

cutiepie22 · Accepted Answer

eww I would never want to fart in front of anyone, especially not my man lol, its so embarrassing but then what if you fall alseep beside your boyfriend and you just fart out of nowhere, you can't stop it when your sleeping :( that's what I'm scared about.

Zimbo113 · Accepted Answer

Its funny. My girlfriend doesn't want to fart in front of me, and when I make her laugh too hard she does and she gets really embarrassed. She's really cute and petite, so I don't really expect it. One time she was sleeping on my chest, it was quiet, and then she just let it rip like 6 times in a row in her sleep.

At first, I thought it was hilarious. Then, I pondered whether to be disgusted or not. I figured it was cute, because she was sleeping on my chest so comfortable and unaware that she just released an unholy abomination while I would make her feel protected.

moloz · Accepted Answer

Girls sh*t, too. I know, I didn't believe this the first time I heard it... my innocence was lost after that.

Yriuqni · Answer

I would feel weird having people around me intoxicated with my fart ..  they don't smell like cupcakes ya know .. I wouldn't wanna be the reason my boyfriend would wanna open the window .. so no, I don't fart when anyone is around .. and maybe this belief is immature, but doing it is considered rude as well :)

assley · Answer

not only farting, but I don't even like to use the rest room if I think he might be able to hear me pee lol my boyfriend farts around me occacionally and we laugh but I can't be so comfortable around him lol

ben890 · Answer

My girlfriend and I have farting contests. Wouldn't have it any other way. Some people say it's not "ladylike" but that doesn't make any sense to me. Farting isn't a guy thing, it's a human thing.

MalloryJay · Answer

Honestly, it's gross. It's not because you're scared.

You don't want him to think you're gross, so you don't do it. And you probably shouldn't do it in front of girl or guys, it doesn't matter who. It's still gross.

aliciaxx · Answer

I've had boyfriend's I can fart in front of, and others that I would never fart in front of. It just depends on the person, and quite frankly, I wouldn't want to date someone I couldn't be myself around, farts and all.

MarkMyWords · Answer

How can a girl NOT fart during anal?  I just don't get that.  I don't care if she does or doesn't, but it seems like women have a better ability to clench those things off?  I have POUNDED some asses -- not as much as a mouse fart.  Other girls?  Very noisy all during it. What gives?

Anonymous · Answer

If I just met the guy then yea I'd be scared to fart in front of him.  But if I knew the guy for awhile and felt comfortable around him then I wouldn't care.  My good guy friend does it front of me, sure I think it's gross especially if it's loud and I smell it, but it doesn't faze me, I just try my best to ignore it.

starlight124 · Answer

It's not ladylike and can be disgusting to do in front of your SO or any male, so we wouldn't want to do it around guys

lolli · Answer

it depends on the guy. If he farts, I'll fart. my last friend used to geek out when I farted. I guess it just sounded really funny. He said it sounded like a duck.

Allix93 · Answer

Yeah it's pretty nasty and you don't want to be seen as a slob. I don't even do that around family. Is gross and meant for the restroom.

rachel05 · Answer

it's gross.. I would feel really awkward and bad about it.. I don't know it's just not very umm.. mannered? ha ha so ya.. it's not that I'm scared it's that I'd feel bad about it haha.

Applefan1 · Answer

Haha I could imagine this conversation. Girlfriend says "Babe I really have to fart", Boyfriend "Just do it I don't care" Girlfriend "Are you sure you don't mind" Boyfriend "Yeah honestly it is totally fine" Girlfriend "prrrrrrrrpt" LOL

David-NewZealand · Answer

You sound like me. If I was laying down with a girl and she had to fart I would say I don't care and to feel free to just rip it. If it was particularly big or something I would say nice one babe or something like that.

vocalheiress · Answer

Call me old fashioned (which I am def not lol) but I believe in keeping up the female mystique. I will absolutely not fart in front of my guy friends/ crush/ bf...or anyone for that matter. I just won't do it. =)

anony84 · Answer

I wouldn't say "terrified".  I think it's just rude actually and not necessarily just  because the other person is a guy.

toulouse · Answer

i'm not really into farting period. mine or anyone elses. its best done in private. but its not a deal breaker.

naughty_rosie · Answer

I never mind about that and fart openly in front of my male friends and even my boyfriends haha. They never look disgusted and some of them seem to willingly smell it lol.

Anonymous · Answer

Men who like anal and rimming should not be bothered by farting especially since that's where they are sticking their penis in where the fart comes from

girliegirl · Answer

Yes. I am quite afraid to do that near my boyfriend. lmao

DebiPie · Answer

I think it's rude for anyone to be doing this around anyone. I don't want or need to be smelling your bodily functions. Nor you mine.

Ugliness · Answer

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Keyspirits · Answer

All i could say is... SMEXY! Farting can be a turn on lol!

Love_is_in_the_air · Answer

yeah I will be bothered. I don't fart in front of anyone and I expect the same in return. its disgusting

crazybastard · Answer

my girl farts all the time and I think is adorable.

Conlan413123567 · Answer

I don't care if a girl farts if she is Holden it in just do it I don't care because if you she loves you that's all that matters because she is your girl.

singer041 · Answer

Im terrified cause what if it smells bad and he wants 2 break up

Idontknow15 · Answer

I want a girl to fart on me I don't care If it stinks or not

HinamiItoh · Answer

Sometimes I can't just hold it XD... It's really embarrassing but yea...

pr3ttybr0wn · Answer

it's just not cute

Hyrule · Answer

Girls fart? I did not know that... O_O

bigmike16 · Answer

I thought girls sh*tted flowers?

yopyopyop · Answer

*farts*

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