Does your smoothie bring all the boys to the yard?

[SwoleCook]

My smoothie brings all the thots to the yard

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Pink anon is no fun

[Cynicaldreamer]

Well no wonder yours isn't working: you need to make a protein shake to lure out you some real, fit women, LOL

No, my smoothies are too much for most boys: I make mine healthy and thick.

[SwoleCook]

Jokes on you there’s protein powder in there.

[sageevalentine]

Every time I make a smoothie some it tastes like watery fruit. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard though. My milkshake is better than yours.

[SwoleCook]

That’s because I have the special touch

[sageevalentine]

@SwoleCook can’t argue with that

[GoodManDave]

Ha - whenever people start quoting that, I start quoting either Daniel Plainview from “There Will be Blood” or SNL’s Daniel Plainview.

[lightbulb27]

that's healthy! I'd add splash of kale, never know it's in there, adds Vit K. maybe some flax... luv smooties

[Pink1996]

thiccccqqqq shake

[VibrantVirgo]

😂😂😂

[VibrantVirgo]

Ok drake

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

Damn that looks good.

Been forever since i made a smoothie. No boys come to my yard, my dog eats them

[Alistayr]

My smoothie is made only with meat and vegetables, and I prefer to call it soup!

[BesrkirAstrid]

My smoothie? Why would that bring slags to your yard?

[sapphire3506]

I can't get that song out of my head now

by the way 10/10 smoothie

[Nades]

Does ur milkshake bring my d**k to the yard brother?

[VibrantVirgo]

That looks bomb af. whats in it? I've been craving one all day

[SwoleCook]

Blueberries banana vanilla extract milk

[VibrantVirgo]

And its thick omg😍

[Lyndsielee666]

That's a thicc shake

[SwoleCook]

I need to make another soon

[Lyndsielee666]

What kind is that 👀👀

[SwoleCook]

Blueberry and banana. Just a little bit of milk and some ice.

[ninjafemme]

My booty brings all the fuck boys to the yard

[SwoleCook]

Sounds like a you problem

[ninjafemme]

I missed this kind of humour

[jacquesshhhii]

Hahah that shit was funny lol

[snowboarder720]

Nah cuz I’d have to charge.

[Anonymous]

So dumb

[SwoleCook]

Why tho

[Thotkiana]

Pink anons are the worst

[Thotkiana]

They’re always talking shit

[Temporal_Ice]

That thing looks delicious.

[Mynameisbobby]

Looks like blueberry smoothie

[DeviloftheValleys]

I don't drink smoothies. I should

[TohhhruAi]

I'd shake my booty for that milkshake

[Muhammad1999]

Smoothies are for noobs, real men drink Vodka

[CarpetDenim]

No..

[SwoleCook]

But why?

[CoffeeWC]

My smoothie brings fertilizer to the yard

[JesseTheMan]

My smoothie smooth but my soul shares not

[moreno_lili_]

The song goes "milkshake" not "smoothie"

[Billy96]

Dumbazz song... but luv to suc those breasts 😎😂

[ghostqueen]

Everytime

[SwoleCook]

Did you post a how do I look question?

[Anonymous]

No but my milkshake does

[Anonymous]

No, mine brings flies and vultures.

[Taytay122903]

My milkshake brings my boyfriend to the yard.

[darkness420]

Looks like you added sperm to it.

[AngelLily]

Nice smoothie🍓

[Gopnik]

to the graveyard.

[cornsnake]

It looks so good...

[Thotkiana]

😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️

[CT_CD]

Yes..

[GayHowellMeme]

No..

[boulshyte]

isn't it milkshake?

[Lookatmybutt]

Phaggot

[Slim57]

It brings both

[Anonymous]

I’d think so 😂🥰