You Were Recently BANNED From Your Local Grocery Store What Would Be The Reason WHY?

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You Were Recently BANNED From Your Local Grocery Store What Would Be The Reason WHY?

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just_a_potato Follow
Guru Age: 23

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Probably for masturbating in that secret place behind the fridges holding milk. I masturbate a little too often, I may have a problem...

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- Aiko_E_Lara
  
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  *hugs*
  
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- Sevenpointfive
  
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  it's too cold to masturbate in there
  
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- MCheetah
  
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  Girls don't masturbate! 😳 /s
  
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- just_a_potato
  
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  @Sevenpointfive I am a potato, I'm not hypersensitive that shit is like a salon to me
  
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- Still-alive
  
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  woops!
  
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- Sevenpointfive
  
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  mmm, i love hash browns and tater tots
  
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- MudRucker
  
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  What does potato cum look like?
  
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madisonk Follow
Xper 6 Age: 30

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Taking booty pics in front of the cereal aisle

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I bet Captain Crunch & Tony The Tiger were smiling that day.
  
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- MCheetah
  
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AnotherDrinkPlease Follow
Xper 3 Age: 49

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After the female voice in the self-checkout machine tells me for the fourth time to remove my items from the bagging area, even though there's nothing in the bagging area, I put my fist through the computer screen.

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Xper 6 Age: 19 , mho 35%

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Drinking chocolate milk and putting the empty cartons back in the fridge, taking egg cartons and placing eggs randomly across the entire store, filling shampoo with hair removing substances

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asianfreak Follow
Yoda Age: 33

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1. Running or horseplaying around.
2. Tossing and throwing things around.

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Going around throwing pie’s in people’s faces & more. Yes to horseplay.
  
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PaynefulPleasures Follow
Yoda Age: 54 , mho 51%

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Cart racing
Eating fruit delicious 😋
Food fight 😂

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- exitseven
  
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  cart racing- reminds me of my youth.
  
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- PaynefulPleasures
  
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  Lmao 😆
  
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Brainsbeforebeauty Follow
Master Age: 53 , mho 59%

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Mowing people down with shopping cart, or taking theirs🤣

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MCheetah Follow
Master Age: 39 , mho 45%

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Shoplifting. Which is barely even a half-joke, here.

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blank_expression Follow
Explorer Age: 40 , mho 43%

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It was because I was food hording the best stuff and clearing the shelves getting ready for ww3.

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Anonymous
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I forgot to put clothes on before I left the house.

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SuccessfulHornDog Follow
Master Age: 39

+1 y
1.2K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Because there is no such thing as the pants-free section

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legalboxers Follow
Master Age: 49

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Eating something which would let out the loudest most toxic fart known to man

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hellacray Follow
Guru Age: 36

+1 y
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Driving through the store and killing several employees.

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pink_and_inlove Follow
Yoda Age: 24

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Buying too many sweets

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  I love the candy section.
  
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KatherineJ Follow
Master Age: 43

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Getting road rage in the aisles

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taboomaster Follow
Xper 5 Age: 36

+1 y

Probably conceal carry, either I had to use it or some Karen saw it.

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muscularbumblebee Follow
Xper 7 Age: 24 , mho 60%

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Being too clumbsy and breaking stuff too often

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Sevenpointfive Follow
Master Age: 46

+1 y
1K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

can you get banned?

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  There is only one way to find out.
  
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- Sevenpointfive
  
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  can you get banned without getting arrested?
  
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Likes2drive Follow
Master Age: 59

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For throwing watermelons over the other isles

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Aiko_E_Lara Follow
Master Age: 28

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Annoying staffs with lame puns.

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- Aiko_E_Lara
  
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  www.youtube.com/watch
  
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WowwGirl Follow
Guru Age: 37

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Again?😟

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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  Oh Shit!
  
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- WowwGirl
  
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  Wowgirl has been my nickname a long time
  
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- Static_In_The_Attic
  
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  One can only wonder what your nickname was before WowwGirl?
  
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msc545 Follow
Master Age: 39

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1.2K opinions shared on Food & Beverage topic.

Having sex in a shopping cart?

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Agape93 Follow
Master Age: 34

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Smacking someone

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exitseven Follow
Master Age: 55

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Sex in the bathroom?

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- MCheetah
  
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  Like the employees and homeless people aren't already doing that...
  
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- exitseven
  
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  @MCheetah Thats how we got caught.
  
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