How would you weaponize cabbages?

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letuswaltzforthedead · Accepted Answer

1. If we're using it as a food, you can use it as a salad with "extra" ingredients (if you know, you know) and feed it to the person. That seems like the most obvious answer, poison (not necessarily poison, sometimes too much of anything can kill), anything sharp and small

2. You can also try suffocating someone with pieces of cabbages. I think doing it while they're sleeping would make it easier. Stuff their nose and mouths with cabbages, maybe eyes too.

420Rachel · Accepted Answer

Turn them into little cabbage robots and they would look just like ordinary cabbages but then they go into ATTACK mode. And they'd have little robot arms and legs and have laser cannons.

abc3643 · Accepted Answer

Oh, this is easy.
Eating cabbage will cause a serious case of flatulence.
Farts contain large amounts of methane - a combustible gas. ("Natural gas" is mostly methane.)
So, do a prisoner exchange... Feed the enemy prisoners lots of cabbage just before the exchange. The onslaught of farting will cause distress to the enemy and, since all that gas is flammable, it's a natural bomb that just needs to be set off.

Pyrofox · Accepted Answer

Figure out the Cabbage sulfur gene and then isolate it then mass produce it and then slowly enmass leave them in the most public areas behind or under trash cans and watch from a distance as the rotting sulfur smell takes over the entire area. ROFL.

Anpu23 · Answer

Trebuchets, just because a basket of cabbage raining down is a delightful image. But a more effective one would be some kind of biological agent. No you can't combine both, that's just going to far:

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Cabbage Cannonball Cabbage would be flying everywhere & boom, there goes the cabbage!

Sixgunsound · Answer

Some of the brits Out there will remember monty python's sketch how to defend yourself against fruit. On this side of the pond we generally don't have the attention span to remember that far back...

lightbulb27 · Answer

howitzer with comperssed air. we have one near me, be fun at a fall festival event. or turn it into cultured vegetables and make people eat it...

Msputiton · Answer

I throw them at @bigpauly it be like throwing boulders at him

Walrus_au · Answer

Trebuchet and catapult - with the addition of napalm of course.

Eating them and producing the resulting gas would, in my case, be a crime against the geneva convention, and, far worse, require me to eat cabbages.

NotTacocaT6969 · Answer

By dipping them in oil, setting them on fire and launching them with a catapult.

inkyvampire · Answer

Genetically alter mine to grow bigger than my competitions.

purplepoppy · Answer

I'd fix a machine gun to their wheel chair and put blades on their wheels chariot style

CloudMassacre · Answer

Stick them in a freezer and then shoot them out of a modified potato gun

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

I would use one to make Haluski

douride2 · Answer

All you have to do is eat cabbage & it becomes a weapon.

call_me_scar · Answer

I'd soak them in water, let them freeze, then drop them out of an airplane onto the target like hail

bigpauly · Answer

I’d throw it at someone’s head. Or just make them eat it.

melanieeeB · Answer

With a knife and a cape of course

Emiliamazing · Answer

Grow them in radioactive soil?

Astarlessnightsky · Answer

Freeze them and throw them with a trebuchet.

musicbrain5 · Answer

Build a catapult and launch them.

TroyDT2 · Answer

No idea, but I love this question.

Andres77 · Answer

I don't know yet but now i'm curious

shortster · Answer

Small trebuchet and lighter fluid.

Lowiu · Answer

Throw them?

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