What do you like on your hamburgers?

[exitseven]

I like bacon and lettuce.

It's all good!

[GoodManDave]

Oh, I am really into bacon cheeseburgers at the moment. It's not good for me, but I love them. That's it. Fairly crispy Bacon (not Canadian bacon), ketchup, and usually American cheese (I can hear a screaming eagle right now). Maybe Swiss or Chedder if they don't have American. Maybe ketchup or hot sauce, but no Mayo - let ME decide on the ketchup (otherwise they tend to slather it on at a lot of places) or sauce. I don't like super fatty grisley bacon... no veggies. I like them well done. Sesame seeds are ok, though they sometimes get in my teeth. Pretzel bun is fine.

Pickles are the bane of my existence. They ruin the burger if they're in there. If they're "on the side" - if they touch the bun, the make the bun soggy with pickle juice. They touch the fries, you end up with soggy limp fries drenched in slimy pickle juice - so even if you hate pickles, you can't just toss it to the side... you have to throw away practically half the burger/fries with it.

[Jaximus-Lion]

On the bottom bun! One tomatoe slice as big as the bun. Then the burger. 18 months aged cheddar cheese slice. On the top bun! A nice whip of truffle mayo. As extra! Two bacon 🥓🥓 on it.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I like cheese, fried onions, tomato, lettuce, pickles, mayo, and then ketchup. I like almost any type of burger. Cheeseburgers, chicken burgers, turkey burgers, and veggie burgers.

[sage2021]

Double cheese slices 🧀
Extra pickles 🥒
Lettuce 🥬
Tomato slices 🍅
Catsup
Mayonnaise

I only like burgers from In-N-Out Burger's. They are the best 🙂

[sage2021]

Hey You!!🙂 Thank you for the MHGIRL 🌹😎

[Lliam]

Cheddar cheese, bacon, lettuce, onion rings and BBQ sauce. Hold the tomato and pickles.

Cheddar cheese, lettuce and ketchup on a basic burger.

Sometimes I like an Ortega burger with grilled Ortega chili, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, grilled onions and 1000 island dressing.
Or a Polynesian burger with ham, Swiss cheese, a slice of pineapple, lettuce, onion tanglers and BBQ sauce.

When I go to In 'n Out Burger, I get cheese, lettuce, grilled AND raw onions, and their sauce. I can't remember the last time I bought a burger at any other fast food outlet.

[NamerOfStars]

Lettuce, tomato, bacon, onions (fried, grilled, raw- it's all good). One thing I've been experimenting with lately is pineapple; it adds the moisture that tomatoes do, but actually tastes good (Italians still use good tomatoes, but they're not big on burgers, and even if they WERE, they're thousands of miles away), and is naturally very well sized to fit on a typical burger.

[Miristheiss]

I think my favorite is a mushroom and Swiss burger.

I like plain.

I like them with cheese.

I like them with bacon.

I like ketchup.

I like them with mushrooms and Swiss cheese.

I do not like onions.

I do not like tomatoes.

I do not like sauces or mayonnaise (just not on burgers)

I do not like pickles (I like them but not on a burger)

I do not like lettuce (I like it but not on a burger)

[SnowedIn]

Cheese, dill pickle, tomato, lettuce, mayo.

Or, swiss cheese and sauteed mushrooms.

[Gummy_Cluster]

There's a hardware store where I live, and there's a guy with a trailer/cart outside. He sells brats with grilled onions.
Good luck getting one, because the line is 13 miles long. lol
I'm always amazed that when people come up with a good idea, more people don't copy it.
When my brother and I were little rug rats, our dad took us to the livestock auction.
They sold lamb burgers. Dang, those were yummy. But when I was older, I rode my bike to a lake, and bought an ostrich burger. Don't ever make that mistake. Trust me.
But I've told this story before on this site, and it was when the bald eagle stole my tuna sandwich.
It was at the very same lake. I came prepared with food, but who can resist an ostrich burger?
The fucking eagle didn't want the ostrich burger, because they are smartly. That asshole stole my tuna sandwich. I don't think that people understand how big bald eagles are. I bet from wing tip to wing tip, they are 6 feet across. It landed on my picnic table, and took my sandwich. But it didn't take the shitty rubber ostrich sandwich, it took my tuna sandwich. The only time I witnessed something like this, was at an air force air show. One minute the sky is clear and blue, the next second there's a stealth bomber overhead or an eagle stealing your sandwich. What does it mean?

[exitseven]

@Gummy_Cluster So when you tell people yo are going to the hardware store you are really gettign lunch.

[Gummy_Cluster]

No, because I'm not waiting in that long line. I did once, and it was really good.

[SnowedIn]

@Gummy_Cluster ... but, what does it mean?

[Gummy_Cluster]

I've been trying to figure that out for a long time, and Google is of no help.

[SnowedIn]

@Gummy_Cluster ... can Google help us determine if the brat is big enough? I don't want to not please Mrs. Snow. Not after I ate too many potato chips.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Absolutely not. Google purchased YouTube from a couple of college kids. I've been trying to locate a video about size, but it's impossible to find. That's because 30,000 hours of content is uploaded every hour. If I could find the video, I would post it on the hundreds of dick size questions that are asked everyday. 100 women were taken to a dildo factory/warehouse. They were asked to choose two dildos. One would represent the size they would accept in a husband, and the other would represent the size they would expect/want in a one-night-stand. All the women chose two sizes. I really wish people would stop with the bullshit illusion that nothing matters. 99% of expert women on this site say that that size doesn't matter, but in their next breath they ask if their boobs or ass is the right size. lol

My next question is going to be about why they call deer hunting a sport. lol
Like always, I stole the question from a comedian.

[SnowedIn]

@Gummy_Cluster ... size matters. Not sure what you're on about. I want the large frappé. With extra cream.

[Gummy_Cluster]

Well, not in your $90,000 plane bed.

[Nikki1989]

Maybe you would prefer one of these.

[Chazmatazz269]

Mmmmmm……. now i want a burger really badly!
My usual go-to burger build is ketchup, mustard, pickle, onion and cheese. I add bacon about half of the time. My most common alternative is lettuce, tomato, onion and cheese. Still bacon about half of the time.
I do luv a “breakfast” burger too, with a fried egg on it! I’ve had many variations of that one and they’re all delicious!

[TrueConfection]

Cheeeeese

After that, any condiment along with lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, mushrooms, roasted red bell peppers, pickles... Did I forget anything?

[jennifer_bloom]

I like chicken burgers more than beef and ranch sauce or pickles are my favourite chicken burger toppings.

For a beef burger, my favourite topping is the tomatoes and onions and lettuce.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Have you tried a turkey burger before? They're good too.

[jennifer_bloom]

@PBandJ_Nerd never tried it but I might if I get the chance - I also like fish burgers

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I've seen salmon burgers becoming popular.

[jennifer_bloom]

@PBandJ_Nerd I like cod fish burgers more. Salmon is something I like to eat raw cause in my Asian culture, we like to eat sushi

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I've only liked grilled salmon in a salad. I haven't tried anything else with it.

[jennifer_bloom]

@PBandJ_Nerd raw salmon has a very mild flavour, it’s the soy sauce and wasabi they use with it and the texture that makes it taste good

[LavLavLuv]

Cheese, onions, mayo, ketchup, mushroom, lettuceee

[Andres77]

I LOOOOVE mushrooms!!!

[LavLavLuv]

Sameee🙃

[DizzyDesii]

Just meat and cheese

[exitseven]

Okay I am not afan of ketchup or mustard.

[DizzyDesii]

I prefer bbq sauce

[exitseven]

I always tell the waitress to put nothing on it. Sometimes it comes with ketchup or some other crap. I always send it back and when they just scrape the stuff off I have to get pissed and tell her that I could have scraped the stuff off myself and I want a new one.

[DizzyDesii]

You sound like my mom 🤣 She always confuses them and says “cheeseburger plain! Cheeseburger with no cheese” because its apparently cheaper than a hamburger 🤣 They give her cheese. She sends it back. They scrape the cheese off

[Iron_Man]

I’m having a baconater 🥓 but they don’t put that much bacon on any more from Wendy’s

[exitseven]

Yes, I pile on 4 slices of bacon at least.

[Msputiton]

Ketchup, mustard, mayo. Pickles, a1, lettuce, tomatoes and of course cheese😌

[Cassie88]

I like sliced cheese, bacon, tomato sauce and gherkins.

[BCRanger10]

Medium with cheese, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

[Cubus]

Cheese.

I honestly hate lettuce. Not the lettuce itself but the fact that they give you so much of it and more is outside the burger than in the burger.

[purplepoppy]

Blue cheese and bacon

[AviatorTom]

Cheese, ketchup and mustard... and maybe some lettuce

[Andres77]

Sour cream, mushrooms, onions, on a toasted rye bun

[CuriousMufuxka]

Well lets start with a 80/20 ratio. Cooked mid well with a toasted pretzel bun topped with a bit of salt, message, a slice of sharp cheddar, and 3 slices of bacon.

[poneglyphs]

Spicy mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and cheese

[gorydetails]

onions, pickles, and mustard. Sometimes some bacon.

[Sparkie460]

I like lettuce, tomatoes, pickles bacon, cheese , ketchup and a little mustard

[NathanDavis]

there are two things I rarely eat... but I definitely want them in my burgers...

pickles, and bacon bits

[Lucy68]

Cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, extra pickles, mustard, and ketchup. And normally at Burger King I add fries

[prensesmishka]

Bacon, caramelized onions, black pepper, smashed potatoes and Jack Daniels BBQ sauce!

[call_me_scar]

Bacon, cheese, ketchup, mayo and a small amount of lettuce

[Ms_Facesitter]

The picture explains it.

[Fuentes]

Pickles & onion and ketchup

[llorando]

Bacon and pepper-jack cheese

[TrillXHippy]

Mayo, pickles, lettuce and tomatoes

[ShellyB]

Cheese!

[Kingofkings1992]

Cheddar cheese

[Leonard1981]

Can't say nothing not happy 😭😭😭

[msc545]

Just cheese