A burger should not be higher than half it's diameter. Agree?

First I assume we all agree if a burger is taller than a big mac then it should be eaten with a knife and fork. We are after all civilised human beings and not farm animals. There's nothing worse than seeing someone trying to eat a tall burger like it's a sandwich

But even with a knife and fork if a burger is too tall it just falls apart into a mess. I reckon 4 inches is the maximum height for a burger, even with a wooden stick in the middle.

Anything taller is just a tacky gimmick. If you want bigger proportions make it wider.

https://youtu.be/eqGauGkw7Vo
Tall burgers are just wrong
There's nothing wrong with a tall one
Size matters
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A burger should not be higher than half it's diameter. Agree?
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