How do you like your coffee?

Question

If you don’t like coffee, what is your beverage of choice?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Imagine a world where your coffee is not just a simple beverage, but a whirlwind of a thousand foul odors, a true sensory adventure. Serve this concoction in a cup that once held a stale bean and beverage mixture, garnished with moldy bread crumbs that have somehow survived the ordeal.

As you take your first sip, you'd be greeted by the shocking explosion of scorched drain cleaner, combining with stale and burnt coffee grounds like a horrifying dance of odorous disaster. Theју flavors are reminiscent of the day-old rotting seaweed market and a forgotten block of putrid cheese, lingering in the air like a bad joke that just won't go away.

The brew's aroma is nothing short of extraordinary - an unbearable blend of Limburger cheese and skunk spray, with a hint of spoiled fish to add an extra touch of rancidity. It's as if a reckless chef decided to blend together every revolting noodle novelties found in a remote corner of Earth and dumped the concoction into your coffee mug.

This cup of horrible happiness is best served under the kind supervision of a nervous gerbil, who's trying to decide whether he should avert his eyes or show his support for your braveness. And if you manage to finish this cup of odor-infused liquid, you'd achieve a milestone that mixed tiramisu and decomposing meatloaf can only dream of.

So, my dear comedic companion, I hope this description of scorched drain cleaner-infused coffee has tickled your olfactory senses and provided you with a hearty laugh. In this world of sensory delights and rancid concoctions, let's cherish every moment spent sharing a bizarre cup of java with one another.

AngryCarl · Accepted Answer

Hot, with a little milk and a lot of sugar.

Lliam · Answer

I never buy fancy coffees from shops. I make 24oz of my own in a French press.
I use Cafe Justo dark roast robusta and my own well water.
Once it's brewed, I pour it into two 12oz car cups with sippy lids.
To each of those 12oz cups, I add the equivalent of 1 tsp of Equal Exchange hot coco powder. I top them off with just enough cold whole milk to make them cool enough to drink.

Aside from my daily routine, I do like my coffee strong and black.

I had some coffee years ago at an ethnic restaurant. I can't remember what kind.
The person I was with said I needed to try the coffee.
It came in a tin pot and was like thick espresso. Along with it, they brought a bottle of anisette and twists of lime.
You poured the coffee into your cup, added some anisette, and twisted a piece of lime peel and dropped it in.
It was delicious! And what was interesting was, the flavors didn't blend or disguise each other. You distinctly tasted the coffee, the anisette and the scent of lime.

BadApple69 · Answer

I like my coffee on the store shelf where it belongs lol
Never liked the taste of coffee. Don't mind the smell but even deserts that use the smallest bit of coffee I can taste much to everyone's surprise. To me it tastes like licking an ashtray. Yes that gross.

Don't have a drink of choice... I'll occasionally drink hot tea. Besides that... Good old fashioned water.

itsclearlynicholas · Answer

If I have coffee, white. A sugar at least. Or if I'm desperate, I'll take the coffee black and slightly less than hot, not lukewarm either. Usually I drink, water, Pepsi, and milkshakes most days. Water is always hydration important yet not water intoxication either 🌊💦 🥤🥤🥤

LiamS95 · Answer

I like coffee fresh ground medium dark roast brewed strong with 3 commercial packets of sugar (I think each packet has about a teaspoon) and a good splash of 18% coffee cream in a full 20 oz. Thermal beverage tumbler with a screw on lid and a cap that lifts off the sipping hole that keeps it hot and lasts me most of the day.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

I typically use a Keurig for convenience. I prefer a light breakfast blend, such as Gevalia, and I also like Barnie's White Christmas coffee. I always uses Stevia for sweetener and One (that is what my fiancee calls half and half.)

Roxilicious · Answer

I honestly like my coffee pretty sweet I prefer something like vanilla bean from Starbucks with some whip cream and chocolate ❤️🙌🏼

Sonorous · Answer

I don't drink coffee for the flavor so it doesn't matter. I just wait until it cools down then I scarf it down no matter the taste.

Likes2drive · Answer

Medium roast , Starbucks is probably dark gross because it always seems to taste like they burnt it so I don’t drink that too often unless it’s a Starbucks in another country where they use a different coffee

RavenBear0 · Answer

Love my coffee, usually go for a nice coffee frappe extra strong and kinda sweet 😋

AviatorTom · Answer

I like my coffee freshly ground, hot, with just a little bit of flavored dairy cream. Sometimes, I like it cold with caramel added.

Screenwriter · Answer

Dark roast beans with 1/3 chicory and served cafe au lait.

Sevenpointfive · Answer

i don't drink coffee, but when i do i like the sweet drinks that are cold

dreamstar72 · Answer

Black maybe with the flavoring in the coffee, like Starburst vanilla

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

People would hate me for how I drink mine cause I drink half milk and half coffee 💀

RARETRAMP · Answer

If I don't like coffee then the choice will be Queen Elizabeth green tea the healthiest tea in a world.

noohair · Answer

I am trying to limit caffeine. As I get older it hurts my sleep. I had my coffee phase and my tea phase.

LunarEclipse433 · Answer

Black, strong, cream or not, flavored or not, prefer sweet & low if drinking it black. Evenings with Kaluha or Baileys

Wiredone · Answer

Usually in some type of cup. Preferably an insulated cup with some flavored creamer

Iron_Man · Answer

I don’t like American hot coffee I like icy Frappuccino

dolemite58 · Answer

I only drink it on occasion, I like a homemade cold brew or an espresso with breakfast if it’s at a restaurant.

misfitwomen12 · Answer

WATERRRRR unless I’m eating something so greasy like pizza then soda

sing_in_the_shower · Answer

I dont like coffee. Im almost 33 and I've had maybe 2 cups of coffee in my entire life.

Slim57 · Answer

Iced and caramel, sweet, I don't like regular coffee too much but I can tolerate it

spartan55 · Answer

Spartan abstains from coffee. Mountain Dew is my caffeine source.

NathanDavis · Answer

iced...

Nikki1989 · Answer

Black and extra strong.

motownplayer2000 · Answer

If people need coffee to function in the morning. You have addictive tendencies and need to seek help. Coffee is not good for anyone.

LaFemmeFatale_1 · Answer

Latte or Cappuccino only.

mandyfire98 · Answer

Usually with just a bit of milk.

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

I don't love the smell bit I prefer tea

RavVid · Answer

The Australian flat white.

douride2 · Answer

I like my coffee hot strong & black.

laly520 · Answer

I like cappucino

beebella · Answer

Just with cream and sugar.

Ms_Facesitter · Answer

With milk and sugar like a scrub :(

TaureanBull81 · Answer

Gotta lurve me a mocha. Hmmm hmmm😋

WhiteBoyChill · Answer

I drink tea, Mountain Dew or Dr Pepper. Hehe

DextroShade · Answer

With stevia, heavy cream, and cinnamon.

Pete671 · Answer

Like my women, hot, sweet and black,,,

KittygosMeoWW · Answer

Strong and black

OtterMan68 · Answer

strong with a splash of milk

Charliefretz329 · Answer

Black or with heavy real cream.

admles · Answer

Strong, and sweet.

Jerre · Answer

Cream and some diet sugar

dragoblack · Answer

Properly brewed to taste bittersweet

QuietRunner · Answer

strong and straight

eagle1951 · Answer

cream and sugar

Agape93 · Answer

Sugar and milk

tierrlamé · Answer

Black

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