If you don’t like coffee, what is your beverage of choice?
Imagine a world where your coffee is not just a simple beverage, but a whirlwind of a thousand foul odors, a true sensory adventure. Serve this concoction in a cup that once held a stale bean and beverage mixture, garnished with moldy bread crumbs that have somehow survived the ordeal.
As you take your first sip, you'd be greeted by the shocking explosion of scorched drain cleaner, combining with stale and burnt coffee grounds like a horrifying dance of odorous disaster. Theју flavors are reminiscent of the day-old rotting seaweed market and a forgotten block of putrid cheese, lingering in the air like a bad joke that just won't go away.
The brew's aroma is nothing short of extraordinary - an unbearable blend of Limburger cheese and skunk spray, with a hint of spoiled fish to add an extra touch of rancidity. It's as if a reckless chef decided to blend together every revolting noodle novelties found in a remote corner of Earth and dumped the concoction into your coffee mug.
This cup of horrible happiness is best served under the kind supervision of a nervous gerbil, who's trying to decide whether he should avert his eyes or show his support for your braveness. And if you manage to finish this cup of odor-infused liquid, you'd achieve a milestone that mixed tiramisu and decomposing meatloaf can only dream of.
So, my dear comedic companion, I hope this description of scorched drain cleaner-infused coffee has tickled your olfactory senses and provided you with a hearty laugh. In this world of sensory delights and rancid concoctions, let's cherish every moment spent sharing a bizarre cup of java with one another.
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Hot, with a little milk and a lot of sugar.
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I never buy fancy coffees from shops. I make 24oz of my own in a French press.
I use Cafe Justo dark roast robusta and my own well water.
Once it's brewed, I pour it into two 12oz car cups with sippy lids.
To each of those 12oz cups, I add the equivalent of 1 tsp of Equal Exchange hot coco powder. I top them off with just enough cold whole milk to make them cool enough to drink.
Aside from my daily routine, I do like my coffee strong and black.
I had some coffee years ago at an ethnic restaurant. I can't remember what kind.
The person I was with said I needed to try the coffee.
It came in a tin pot and was like thick espresso. Along with it, they brought a bottle of anisette and twists of lime.
You poured the coffee into your cup, added some anisette, and twisted a piece of lime peel and dropped it in.
It was delicious! And what was interesting was, the flavors didn't blend or disguise each other. You distinctly tasted the coffee, the anisette and the scent of lime.I like my coffee on the store shelf where it belongs lol
Never liked the taste of coffee. Don't mind the smell but even deserts that use the smallest bit of coffee I can taste much to everyone's surprise. To me it tastes like licking an ashtray. Yes that gross.
Don't have a drink of choice... I'll occasionally drink hot tea. Besides that... Good old fashioned water.I like coffee fresh ground medium dark roast brewed strong with 3 commercial packets of sugar (I think each packet has about a teaspoon) and a good splash of 18% coffee cream in a full 20 oz. Thermal beverage tumbler with a screw on lid and a cap that lifts off the sipping hole that keeps it hot and lasts me most of the day.
If I have coffee, white. A sugar at least. Or if I'm desperate, I'll take the coffee black and slightly less than hot, not lukewarm either. Usually I drink, water, Pepsi, and milkshakes most days. Water is always hydration important yet not water intoxication either 🌊💦 🥤🥤🥤
I typically use a Keurig for convenience. I prefer a light breakfast blend, such as Gevalia, and I also like Barnie's White Christmas coffee. I always uses Stevia for sweetener and One (that is what my fiancee calls half and half.)
I honestly like my coffee pretty sweet I prefer something like vanilla bean from Starbucks with some whip cream and chocolate ❤️🙌🏼
I don't drink coffee for the flavor so it doesn't matter. I just wait until it cools down then I scarf it down no matter the taste.
Medium roast , Starbucks is probably dark gross because it always seems to taste like they burnt it so I don’t drink that too often unless it’s a Starbucks in another country where they use a different coffee
Love my coffee, usually go for a nice coffee frappe extra strong and kinda sweet 😋
I like my coffee freshly ground, hot, with just a little bit of flavored dairy cream.
Sometimes, I like it cold with caramel added.
Dark roast beans with 1/3 chicory and served cafe au lait.
i don't drink coffee, but when i do i like the sweet drinks that are cold
Black maybe with the flavoring in the coffee, like Starburst vanilla
People would hate me for how I drink mine cause I drink half milk and half coffee 💀
If I don't like coffee then the choice will be Queen Elizabeth green tea the healthiest tea in a world.
I am trying to limit caffeine. As I get older it hurts my sleep. I had my coffee phase and my tea phase.
Black, strong, cream or not, flavored or not, prefer sweet & low if drinking it black. Evenings with Kaluha or Baileys
Usually in some type of cup. Preferably an insulated cup with some flavored creamer
I don’t like American hot coffee I like icy Frappuccino
I only drink it on occasion, I like a homemade cold brew or an espresso with breakfast if it’s at a restaurant.
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