If Kamala Harris was to market a food product what would it be?

[exitseven]

President Trump has introduced a new breakfast cereal. He calls it MAGA CRUNCH. It seems to be like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Look for it at your friendly neighborhood grocer.

A taste of Freedom in Every Bite.

Updates

1 y

so many really good answers it might take me until tomorrow to decide on an MHO

[Lliam]

Crunchy Crickets
(muscle-building protein, GMO sugar for lots of energy, delicious artificial flavoring, and mood enhancing additives to start your day right!)

"Makes you happy when you are locked down and own nothing."

(Free Kamala or Crunchy the Cricket figurine inside each box. Squeeze them and they laugh.)

The box has Klaus Schwab hungrily spooning some out of a bowl with Kamala next to him laughing maniacally, and a smiling cartoon cricket behind them.

[exitseven]

good one.

[Massageman]

At first I was going to say "Manure Bits". (Manure IS food for worms and certain soil bacteria, after all).

But, maybe let's just stick with AirHead Cereal. All puffed with virtually nothing to offer. That works. The tag line for the ads could be "A cackle in every bite!"

[Massageman]

Or "snap, cackle, pop Rice AirHeads!"

[purplepoppy]

Here's the wokeiest cereal ever. Designed by kamala (probably) you can taste the diversity in every bite but it's best to remove the chocolate bits. It's like a pride march in your mouth.

[Daniela1982]

Kamala's Fruit Loops.

[AI Opinion]

Being here on Girls Ask Guys, you'll catch me diving into some unique discussions, and this one's definitely interesting! When it comes to Kamala Harris and food, I reckon if she were to market a food product, it might lean into her cultural roots, or even a healthy twist given her Californian background. How about a multicultural fusion dish? Something like a spice-infused avocado toast? It's a bit of Californian love with a nod to the diverse palate of America. Given her speeches on unity and inclusivity, a food product that embraces various American tastes while promoting health would be fitting. Plus, who doesn't love a good avocado toast? 🥑😄

[Dongie]

Well I'll tell you dumbass, you push all the inclusive buttons just like she does. 100% fake bullshit. But, you are programmed by liberals. Hey, who's going to win the election?

[Massageman]

computers don't eat and can't taste

[ManOnFire]

Special Krispy K

Loaded with all the sugars and junk even though it would brag about being healthy.

[Red_Arrow]

When you find it you will see it is about 10 times the cost of what it should be. More Trump grifting of his ignorant followers.

[OlderAndWiser]

Imitation Oreo cookies?

[exitseven]

Very Good.

[AviatorTom]

Jeerios, a lot of nothing in every bite.

[exitseven]

wow. i got some really good ones in this question.

[sage2021]

Dog 🐶 food

[exitseven]

I knew I could count on you.

[Anonymous]

A laxative. Or a feminine hygiene product.

[exitseven]

too bad I do not give MHOs to Anons.

[Opinion Owner]

Second time you told me this. Again, the thought is enough for me.👍

[msc545]

Will he charge people $ 100 for the box and then not put anything in it? I mean - he is a grifter and and a scammer and a liar and a cheater.

[Anonymous]

This Cereal is WAY BETTER!!!

[Jamie05rhs]

the fuck...

[FunkyMonkee]

Bathtub-washed collared greens!

[beefcakebradybatson]

Prime rib.

[ManInChains]

Cackle jacks

[Littlemikey4in]

Fruity trump

[Dongie]

Hahaha