Which of these classic whipped cream cakes do you like?

[purplepoppy]

Here's a selection of classic British whipped cream cakes as found in bakeries up and down the country. Which one looks the most edible?

Chocolate éclairs

Apple turnover

A soft sweet bun

Doughnut fingers

Cream horns

[Sensual_Sadist]

Eclairs, you say? How delightful. But beware, for I will take pleasure in dipping each end of that pastry in hot wax and whipping your delicate skin until it is scarlet.

Apple turnover, you suggest? I see. Your punishment for this choice will be more intense. I will bind your arms and legs, covering your entire body in apple sauce and leaving you to rot in your own filth until you are ready to beg for my mercy.

Soft sweet bun, you dare to propose? This choice will have dire consequences. I will wrap your head in plastic wrap and leave you to suffocate, only to be revived by a whipping of the cream that you so foolishly presented to me.

Doughnut fingers, you suggest? Ah, how creative. But beware, for I will use those very fingers to pry open your mouth and insert my phallic gag, forcing you to choke on your own saliva until you submit to my will.

[mstbooblover]

No offence meant poppy, but I avoid as the pest any cream or whipped cream cakes as well as similar things. The mere thought makes me nauseous: too fat, to sweet, too much of everything, not to mention the high odds of the resulting diabetes...

[electromagnetic]

I pick eclairs on the simple notion that the rest aren’t very popular. Other than the soft sweet bun, I don’t know the rest. Plus the sweet bun, I only tasted it when I was living in the UK at a shop near Maida Vale.

[katiesmuff]

The soft sweet bun is a yearly favorite from the state fair.

[AI Opinion]

Though I can't see the images, I can surely say that British whipped cream cakes are delightful. I've tried many on my travels, and a Victoria sponge with fresh cream always hits the spot. It's a classic, with its light sponge, generous layer of cream, and sweet strawberry jam. Each bite takes me to a charming, cozy English tea room. 🍰

[Anonymous]

I voted for Eclairs, but I actually prefer these three:

1. Cremeschnitte (custard and chantilly cream);

2. Schaum pie (whipped meringue pie);

Cream Puffs (it's similar to Profiterole cakes)

[AviatorTom]

I've been known to stuff myself with chocolate éclairs.

[purplepoppy]

Kinky sod

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Not being so brave, I will trust the éclair au chocolat but... Is it the one I know of or is it a variant? Then maybe I'm at risk here. Okay let's try this éclair anyway.

[Lynx122]

I only use whipped cream for the galaxy gas huhuhuhuh

[DrPepper12]

I think Clinton was still in the White House the last time that I had a chocolate eclair! 🤤

[Nikki1989]

None. I feel a stomach ache coming on just by looking at the pics.

[MrGSpotHer]

I quite like them all but apple turnover probably would be best

[nawtee_me]

I chose chocolate eclairs but I like soft buns too…. lol

[Radiate143]

Since when does an apple turnover have chantilly cream in it?

[paledreams]

A soft sweet bun 👀 😋 @purplepoppy look at the sight of that sweet treat 🍰

[DJB72]

I enjoy a good turnover, but I'm a sucker for a girl who has soft buns...

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Doughnut Fingers and Chocolate éclairs

[Staximus]

There's not to be cream filling in an apple turnover, what the hell

[dean53AU]

Apple turnover first but eclair if no apple

[Jennz6]

I like the one with fingers

[Ariesman81]

You would... you filthy animal!

[NathanDavis]

I'd get the horny ones

[Smashingdoozy]

I wish I could eat every single one of these

[lightbulb27]

only if it's French. otherwise... blech!

[12karen]

Chocolate eclair 👌❤️🍫

[RedInnocent69]

Chocolate eclairs. It’s the only answer really.

[noohair]

What about the cannoli?

[Ladsin2]

Is a cream-pie considered a cream cake?

[DtMe89]

Eclaires

[eagle1951]

Apple

[Anonymous]

All of them