2 for $4.44 slim jims? what the actual fuck?

This is getting fucking out of hand. I went into the convenient store late at night to get a snack. Everything is very expensive, and I saw the price of 2 Slim Jim's going for $4.44. Like that is supposed to be a deal? These were not the thicker sticks either. These were the regular size.

A single stick of Jack Links was going for around the same thing.

In case you are wondering, these snacks are made of lower-quality meat products.

Why the fuck would anyone vote for this? We need Xiden and Kamalatoe out of office ASAP! All of their corrupt administration staff needs to go with them too.

Holy crap!
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