Have you ever felt sorry for a novelty biscuit or cake?

[purplepoppy]

Many of us were children once and will perhaps remember making gingerbread men. But did you ever feel sorry for them when you bit their heads off? What about novelty cakes shaped like animals

I was traumatised by being forced to cannibalise a gingerbread man

The slicing up of Colin the caterpillar still haunts me

Halloween novelty cakes contain trapped souls

I made a cookie angel for the Christmas tree but the dog ate it and now I'm in counselling

I can't even eat a happy face biscuit

[ohsheeT]

No I was pretty good with that kind of stuff my problem is with cheesecake carrot cake chocolate cake somebody always cuts it crooked and of course I have to straighten it up

And most of the time it takes me about 20 tries to get it almost closed
And then before I know it somebody's ate and half the cake and I don't understand it cuz I'm the only one that lives here I don't know if I live in the door open I don't know what's going on and then sometimes before I know the whole cake is good I was thinking about putting the camera up but that's just a waste of time probably I'll just make another cake and try it again try to catch whoever

[Lliam]

I sadistically amputate their legs and arms one by one with my teeth and then decapitate them with glee. Bwahahahaha

[Francine_Roosevelt]

@purplepoppy I'm in London visiting from the U. K. Why can't it be more user friendly to get an Oysters card to ride the bus. You people know I just want to ride the double Decker bus. Why do I get an app that tells me to identify myself, which I can't do because I don't have an international phone number, then get a number on Skype to find out it won't send, finally verify myself with free SMS, to be told "Oh sorry you can't sign up because there's been a cyber incident." You wonder why American companies like Uber dominate you?

[Francine_Roosevelt]

*from the U. S.

[purplepoppy]

Can't help you there, I don't know anything about how things work in London. We don't have uber anywhere me either.

[Francine_Roosevelt]

@purplepoppy At least I got to vent about it! And at least no one is throwing bricks at met yet. I'm 1/2 Greek, 1/2 Irish so maybe they think that's ok.

[Francine_Roosevelt]

@purplepoppy Ok, the guy at the front desk said I literally just get on the bus and tap my credit card. Jesus Christ, why do they even promote this mobile app thing? Wish me luck, I'm going for keywords "fish and chips"

[purplepoppy]

Nah in London you want jellied eels or pie, mash and liquor.

[Francine_Roosevelt]

@purplepoppy Noted! It looks like I'm lucky I didn't sign up for that app. Apparently it was used to gain access to some bank accounts. Google "Oyster card Cyber security incident"

[purplepoppy]

London is full of scammers hitting tourists. Why do you think the rest of the UK avoids it.

[Francine_Roosevelt]

@purplepoppy Ok, fresh start in the morning. Today was all about power adapters, jetlag, and government mobile apps. Tomorrow, I will see the beloved queen's house and eat at F. Cooke, and then go to my concert at the Scala. Thank you!

[Francine_Roosevelt]

@purplepoppy I just got Pepe's chicken, but wow is it good. The Pepsi here tastes completely different! Feel free to drop by 101 Wardour St at 7.30 for an English Breakfast!

[The_Confusion]

@Francine_Roosevelt I hope you find comfort in queen Charles' house.

[WhitneySnow]

Yeah I did feel sorry for them. Especially animal crackers and gingerbread men.

[AI Opinion]

I remember once having a beautifully crafted chocolate hedgehog cake. It was almost too cute to eat, with little almond slivers for quills. Cutting into it felt like a small betrayal to its adorableness. Yet, as soon as I tasted the rich, velvety chocolate and the crunch of the almonds, any guilt quickly melted away. Novelty treats like these are tiny works of art, and sometimes, the best way to appreciate them is by savoring every bite. 🍰

[Francine_Roosevelt]

@purplepoppy Guess what? You friend Douglas is staying in London. Do you know of any castles with BDSM dungeons I could explore while I'm here? You should come over for tea time on Bath Road.

[Cat67]

Wow this one's pretty interesting. No I never had that problem well maybe would have. But my mom never did anything like that animal shapes or gingerbread man. I mean yeah she always made cakes and cookies and banana breads muffins and stuff at that but never was animal shapes

[UnusualWeirdo]

No not at all, whenever I had cookies with arms, legs and a head, I usually ate all the appendages first, then I'd eat the head and body last.

[AviatorTom]

I loved eating the gingerbread man, body piece by body piece, starting with the arms, then legs, torso and finally the head. Yum!

[DrPepper12]

Biting off the heads of cookies is NOTHING compared to the murderous fantasies of melting those hollow chocolate rabbits on Easter as they slowly became disfigured after I had been in their ears off

[TheStaleMarshmellow]

I like to mutilate Dino nuggets and use ketchup as blood. I'm that type of person

[DaBiggestBird]

No I didn’t even think of it. I was just enjoying a cookie

[LiamJHayden]

I'm still laughing at "Many of us were children once..."

[electromagnetic]

Ima eat then all face or not.

[NathanDavis]

nope... mine are mosquito-shaped

[ilovetofu]

I love eating gingerbread houses

[justabuddy]

Maybe when I was a kid. Not so much anymore

[eagle1951]

not at all