If You Were To Jump In A Pool Filled With Food What Kind Of Food Would You Want To Jump Into?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

[WhiteSteve]

I’ve always been grossed out by food been used for anything but eating, haha. Like the school cafeteria food fight TV trope…. I can’t watch that without my stomach turning, haha

I think I’d pea least offended (and least injured) by jumping into a raw by soft vegetable. Maybe some shredded lettuce, haha

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Jumping into a nice salad would be interesting & I would probably starting it too.

[beefcakebradybatson]

I'd rather jump into a nice buxom blonde between 21 and 45 !!!

[WhiteSteve]

@beefcakebradybatson ayyyyyyyyy🤣

[DryGermanGuy]

Gummy frogs!!!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Wunderbar in diesem Fall.

[emeraldsaphire]

So I once filled my bath tub with Jello. The results weren't, great but like if I could do that with a pool and had good jello. I'd love that! bounce around go for a swim.

[emeraldsaphire]

lol for anyone wondering why, it was for an art project I did back in collage. It was about Americas addiction to unhealthy food.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for your art project it sounds like it was a fun one & I’m sure you had a lot of fun doing it. As for your project it brought awareness to an unhealthy addiction & I think it was wonderful.
Did your jello dye your bathtub & did you at least get to put your feet in it & have some fun?

[emeraldsaphire]

It was for a photography project. I was the model, so yes it was a lot of fun XD. And OMG yes we tried so hard to clean it. It was red jello in a white tub. I don't know what we were thinking :') It was at my classmates house, I know he eventually cleaned it but I don't' know how.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It’s all about having fun & photography projects are always fun. As for me wildlife photography is what I got into & for me it’s a hobby & it takes me on adventures as well. Astrophotography is kind of cool as well however there is so much light pollution where I live it’s hard to see the stars.

[emeraldsaphire]

Sounds like you should go camping lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That is another thing I haven’t done in a long time. The last time I went camping all my friends set up our tents & we ended up sleeping in front of the fire in our sleeping bags.

[dustybiker2]

Pass. Someone probably peed in there... or worse.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh Shit!

[dustybiker2]

Exactly

[FreyaRed]

Milk of donkeys like Cleopatra.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for the fountain of youth Cleopatra may have been on to something & as for taking a daily bath in donkey milk that was her fountain of youth. It was said she had a herd of 700 donkeys.

[exitseven]

maybe Dark chocolate M&Ms

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Another popular answer & a pool filled with M&Ms would be so yummy.

[lucyvoid]

I'm going to say pudding in the hope that id actually be able to swim and not drown. M&m sounds like I'd die and spaghetti seems like id get tangled up and die

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Pudding seems to be a popular answer along with jello. I can’t remember the last time I had pudding.

[lucyvoid]

That and Luke warm tomato soup just sounds wrong

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I hear if you get skunked tomato soup helps.

[RSav4013]

That's a tough question! Hmm... I'm trying to avoid a messy situation so probably M&Ms and hope they stay true to the slogan they melt in your mouth and not in your hand.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A pool filled with M&Ms would be awesome & dangerous as well. I love M&M & I would start eating my way out of the pool. My inner fat would be happy.

[KITEinStorm]

There's a mother's voice shouting loudly: "John, don't play with your food"

🤣🤣🤣

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As John throws his food at her. Hahaha.

[RingOfFire]

Hmmmmm.. chicken parm would be right up there... And then there's a really good spicy chili...

Did I mention Pizza?

🤔 Or cheeseburgers?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Ring of fire you are on fire with this one especially Chicken Parmesan. Chili would be fun & messy as well. I love pizza too.

[RingOfFire]

👍👍👍

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Thanks to you I’m thinking chicken parm for dinner.

[RingOfFire]

Oh man, every time I think of it I drool. There's one place near me that makes the best I've ever had. Sometimes I feel like crying that I can't have it for every meal. 😢

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me I see myself going on a quest in search for chicken parm again & not just any chicken parm, the perfect chicken parm. So many places make it where I live but when I order it I’m not impressed & I usually end up making it at home.

[RingOfFire]

Takes a lot of talent to make it good. I tried making it a few times but forget about it it's just wasn't the same. There's a real skill in preparing the chicken. And if you make your own sauce, that takes years to learn. I've had homemade that was very good. But some restaurants have been the best. There's one place that's really reliable that I love. The only downside is the price has like tripled in the past few years. It's insane. You have to take at a mortgage to take your family there.

[AyChingao]

Mayonnaise!! Hands down.
Seriously though... NO!!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk about messy mayonnaise & a pool filled with it, nice.

[AyChingao]

that smell though

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Unless you have a mask on I guarantee someone will get sick.

[AyChingao]

fact

[EzraIsShy76028]

Preferably none... sounds like a massive waste of food. :(

BUT if I had to pick ONE... Jell-O/gelatin, lol. It's the only option, really. It's all nice and bouncy and squishy. I imagine it'd be somewhat therapeutic.

[NicholasRedone]

Hmm food -

Define food versus "milkshake" 😁 😋

[Static_In_The_Attic]

On a hot summer’s day taking a dip in a cold milkshake would feel really good.

[AviatorTom]

Fun question... as an honorary Italian (declared by a neighbor Italian family when I was much younger), I'd like to jump into a pool filled with tomato sauce and meatballs. Hold the pasta, that would be too messy.

[Sevenpointfive]

i don't want to drown but i think egg yolks would be really good

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Like swimming in slime I guarantee swimming in egg yolk would be the same unless the yolk is cooked of course. Throw back on in there too.

[Sevenpointfive]

it would only be the yellowest uncooked liquid ovary aborted that i would swim through. it's an amazing cure for ed. i can fuck women just not my wife. but my wife doesn't give up hope that the drug will work some day so we can fuck again.

[Joshydavid25]

Some Life Saver Gummies.. I would love to be in a pool of that.. 😋..

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Great choice on that one & I would eat my way right out of the life saver gummy pool.

[Joshydavid25]

That would be a dream... And then I feel like sh! t afterwards..😂..

[Brandi555]

Oooh that spaghetti looks yummy but I’d get all dirty. So I’d probably jump in something like m&ms.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Getting dirty is what it’s all about & whatever food you jump in it’s going to be messy. As for M&Ms it sounds delicious however chocolate does melt & it’s going to be messy as well.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Chocolate cake and ice cream and lasagna !!!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk about a heart attack special, I couldn’t handle a pool like that but if it were three different pools that would sound better.

[AnonAndrew]

Yoghurt.

Soft so I don't get hurt hitting it, and easy to get right out of. :D

[FunkyMonkee]

Jell-O. Not to eat it but, I don't think I'd want to risk jumping into any other kind of food.

[Pinay_ako]

Spicy fried chicken joy

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I feel like chicken tonight & swimming in spicy chicken would be something.
Chicken with bones or boneless?

[Pinay_ako]

With bones fo sure! Has more flavour

[tfan1]

Jello or very warm hot chocolate. Not boiling hot but comfortably warm - so I could pretend I’m in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory’s chocolate river 👍🙂

[DancingQueen16]

I say either marshmallows or gummy bears

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Definitely gummy bears but on the other hand marshmallows might be softer.

[call_me_scar]

Homemade chicken noodle soup

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Chicken noodle soup has a lot of good benefits & who knows swimming in it might be more beneficial. Bring a spoon if you like chicken noodle soup.

[call_me_scar]

Yeah I was thinking it would just be funny to either waste all those chickens necessary for the meal that or I risk accidentally getting boiled alive

[AngelofLite666]

This for sure lol.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Exactly & thank you for taking the time to answer my question.

[KittygosMeoWW]

Ceviche or aguachiles

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Yummy I’m sure both are & in this case maybe you can jump into two separate or small pools filled with them both. I would choose Ceviche on this one & yes I had to look them up.

[KittygosMeoWW]

They’re so good!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

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[Static_In_The_Attic]

Is the shrimp cooked?

[KittygosMeoWW]

In lime juice

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Only lime or lemon & lime juice together? Do you cook the shrimp?

[KittygosMeoWW]

It cooks in the lime juice but yes you can cook it a bit before putting it in if you want to eat it faster

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I might have to experiment this weekend. Thank you.

[noohair]

Birthday Cake...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A Happy Birthday it would be & my inner fat kid would like that one.

[NathanDavis]

non-newtonian-soup...

[TateLangdonscumslut]

My boyfriend's cum

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You like what you like & if you want to jump in a pool of your boyfriend’s love sauce you better start milking him now if you want to fill up your pool.

[sage2021]

J-E-L-L-O of course!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That sound like fun & on a hot day that would probably feel good. Jello wrestling too.

[Agape93]

Pudding

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk about a party, a pudding party.

[DrPepper12]

Trail mix

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A trail mix pool would be something & I’m it would attract a lot of birds too.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Cheese

[Aiko_E_Lara]

But I don't want to eat it though.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk to me, what kind of cheese?

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Fondue. Any meltable cheese

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Im heat resistant

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Like a dip in a hot tub, meltable cheese would be relaxing as well or at least until you get out.