What’s The Worst Name For a restaurant?

[Martha79]

For me, it’s five guys, especially for women. When she says, I had five guys.

[Lliam]

Some of the funniest are Chinese:

Fu King Chinese
Fook Yu Chinese Take Out
Yung Ho Chinese

Suk Mi Pagoda Menu
Cuntonese Cuisine 6969 Fellatio Blvd. Escondildo, CA 281-6969 (that's Two ate one, sixty-nine, sixty-nine)
A -La - Carte
Cream Sum Yung Guy.. Women love it
Cum Drop Soup... Same as above, but no message
Suc Sum Tit... Chef's favorite

Luncheon Specials
1. Sum Yung Chick.. Sweet and delicious
2. Sum Dum Fuc... Same as #1 but without brains
3. Wong Hong Lo... Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
4. Suc Mi Pork... Mostly white meat for light eaters
5. Suc Mi Dork... Mostly dark meat for big eaters

Dinner Combinations
1. Goo in Hand... For those dining alone
2. Suc Mi Wang... Traditional Chinese sausage
3. Cum Too Soon... Order early! These go fast!
4. Sum Dum Chick... Always a low cost favorite
5. Fuc Mei Slo... Takes 2 hours to prepare
6. Lik Mi Clit... A lip smacking Oriental treat
7. Goo Wee Chick... No extra charge for sloppy seconds
8. Yung Poon Tang... Fresh daily
9. Too Can Choo... Includes sausage and fish for two
10. Wai Too Yung... Not available on school nights
11. Fuc Sum Now... Raw fish for those in a hurry
12. Tung Sum Chick... Chef's Special
13. Sum Gulp Twat... Low-cal diet special
14. Bang Ho Face... Served sitting down
15. Bang Ho Butt... Served with warm oil and jelly
16. Hoo Flung Poo... Lobster bibs & raincoats provided

[DryGermanGuy]

https://acidcow.com/pics/51149-trully-unbeliavable-restaurant-names-25-pics.html

[Martha79]

With gravy I see.

[ChiTown33]

I went to this mom and pop restaurant that was like a Clint Eastwood celebration theme. They all kinds of variations of Clint Eastwood movie names for menu items like the sudden eggplant (celebrating the movie "sudden impact"). A side of fries was called "a fistful of fries" celebrated the movie "a fistful of dollars". But the WORST name on the menu was the "Dirty Harry burger". I even asked the server, "who in thier right mind is going to order a dirty, hairy, burger?"🤣

[Martha79]

Be hairy.

[Agape93]

Dirty Dicks Crab Shack.

[Martha79]

That sounds like an std.

[Agape93]

Doesn't help the slogan is "I got my crabs at dirty dicks"

[Martha79]

True

[Desi_Butcher]

Yep seen that meme too often now lol.

[zombiewoof]

Eat and get the hell out

[Pterodon]

Ptomaine Tilly’s