I kinda get the logic because both are easy to carry around until you're hungry and fit easily in your mouth so you don't need cutlery.


Banana simply because I think cucumbers taste like shit. At least the banana is a fruit instead of a sour slimy crunchy vegetable. I hate cucumbers as is, either way people are going to give you looks at least the banana actually tastes good and has nutritional value cucumbers are mostly water.

As for me I rather eat a taco in public & who the flock is going to eat a cucumber in public? Maybe a strip club has cucumber eating contests.
This is hard but I'll say banana only bc it's not as messy as a cucumber. I add Tajin to my cucumbers.
I picked banana - it's easier to eat. A cucumber, I'd prefer sliced. 😊
For me, the choice would lean towards a banana. There's something wonderfully nostalgic about the simple act of peeling a banana and enjoying its sweet, comforting flavor. It reminds me of quick snacks during adventurous hikes where I savored that natural sweetness while surrounded by nature. A cucumber, while refreshing and crisp, doesn't quite carry the same sense of familiarity and pleasure for me when eaten on-the-go. 🍌
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Your fetish for phallic objects reminds me of Dr. Julia Harris in Horrible Bosses! :-D
Yeah @purplepoppy does give off that phallic vibe rater character trait.
Either one is fine, but as long as I can wash my hands after I eat a banana, it's all good. 🍌 It's too bad the corndog wasn't an option, I love those.
Banana. I don't really care much for cucumbers.
Naw... the map's got it wrong! Texas is definitely a corny dog. So in the UK would that be called a Weiner Wellington? Kinda makes sense if ya think about it...
Who eats raw cucumbers?
Funny enough. There's a college in my home state where women weren't allowed to eat bananas regular style. They had to be eaten with a spoon in a bowl or something. I've never wondered if they were allowed to eat corn dogs.
Since bananas are more socially acceptable to eat in public due to their familiar, portable nature and sweet taste, most people would prefer to eat them than cucumbers. Eating a cucumber, on the other hand, would seem more unique and possibly bizarre.
I get it, but Y’all are weird for sexualizing these little things. I can’t say I wouldn’t but… give it a break.
by the way. I was driving eating a Cucumber I couldn’t believe how many eyes were staring. I just savagely bit, so they stopped.
In public, and anywhere else by the way, I largely prefer to eat a banana rather than a cucumber. I've honestly never seen anyone eat a cucumber just like that in public: no real logic reason, but that would seem weird.
Honestly, I'd rather tongue a creamsicle.

Banana. I would have to cut up the cucumber to make it bite sized, where the banana is easy to bite pieces off of, though you might prefer more than a bite as it has a nice curve.
this is not accurate... that cucumber in Texas is not deep fried, it's false
I eat bananas all the time. I've never eaten a raw cucumber. Pickle it in brine and cut it up, then I'll eat it.
I'd rather have an ice cream cone. I can stick my tongue deep into the cone and dig all that ice cream out of there.
Banana. I am not a fan of the cucumber.
Cucumber is an oversize pickle and that a devil food product and yuck. 🚫
A cucumber is not easy to fit in your mouth without cuttery usually.. Lmao.. But I prefer to eat a banana..
Nobody is walking around eating cucumbers over there, and you only see people eating corny dogs at the fair or the mall. Popsicles are only a summer thing, so it's bananas for the whole country
Id cut it into pieces , put it in a bag I wouldn't want people to think I was weird
Is this based on it being dick shaped? Because there is no way a cucumber or banana is the top choice
Banana is damn near close to the perfect food just lacks some essential vitamins n minerals
Cucumber because I'm type 1 diabetic and a banana would kill me if I didn't have my medication on me at that exact moment.
But my friends would call me gay for either.
I can't remember the last, or if ever, I just bit into an entire cucumber? So, banana wins.
Who would eat a raw cucumber whole, not cut up on a salad?
Oh my god, they are both my favorite fruits. 😋🤤 I absolutely can not choose. 😨😱
Banana, I don’t really eat cucumber
i like salted cucumbers during summer 😭
Can I just have a hamburger and frys please
Seems like every state likes long sticks
I would sooner have the banana.
Either if sliced carefully 💯
I've eaten bananas in public many times
Banana. I'm not a women so neither one bothers me.
I once heard a women say she eats her banana with a fork in public.
A banana for me.
neither, i think we all know what this is ab
Banana, i dont like cucumbers
The banana please!
Think this question only applies of your a women
*if your
Banana.
A nana deffo
Either I don't care
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