If YOU were a Turkey on Thanksgiving what would you do to prevent yourself from being human food?

If YOU were a Turkey on Thanksgiving what would you do to prevent yourself from being human food?
If YOU were a Turkey on Thanksgiving what would you do to prevent yourself from being human food?
If YOU were a Turkey on Thanksgiving what would you do to prevent yourself from being human food?
Go hide
Prepare to fight with my beak and talons!
Accept my fate as human food
Try to get skinny so i don't look as appetizing!
Attempt to fly away
Make sure im near vegetarian humans so they don't eat me
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If YOU were a Turkey on Thanksgiving what would you do to prevent yourself from being human food?
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