When you hear "play hide the sausage" what springs to mind?

[purplepoppy]

I use the phrase a lot but I'm not sure we're all singing from the same hymn sheet. So when you hear "play hide the sausage" what springs to mind?

A fun family game

Hiding a sausage dog competition

Some naughty Icelandic elf

A game you play with a dog

Hiding sausages in your vegan kids food so they get enough protein

Something else

[nolabels]

It's the ultimate fun family game, is it not?
It is where families come from, after all.

Question back at 'cha:
When you use the phrase, 'Play hide the sausage', is it usually preceded by the words, 'Ya wanna'?

For that matter, 'Ya wanna?' is pretty much all the information that's necessary to get the point across, anyway.

With the appropriate response being, 'Let's go', Right behind ya', or merely displaying a shit-eatin'-grin as action may immediately begin.

Lol.

Cheers!

[purplepoppy]

Yes, usually ya wanna play

[nolabels]

I really needn't have asked, but just for fun, I did.

Your answer was as expected.

Lol.

[pierre7i]

What springs to my mind is how I love to conceal mine by sandwiching it between the you-know-whats of my best female friend/sometimes sexual partner and her girl friend (both bi-sexual) while they're scissoring -- that always makes it sizzle !

And what about you @purplepoppy, where do you hide a friend's sausage?

[Screenwriter]

"Hide the sausage". only means having sex with a penis involved. I've never heard of ANY other meaning in my lifetime.

[Anonymous]

Hiding a long hard sausage in my warm wet bun

[AI Opinion]

“Play hide the sausage” is usually understood as a cheeky sexual innuendo, referring to intercourse or sexual activity, often in a joking, not-too-explicit way 😏

Literally hiding an actual sausage might cross people’s minds, but in most modern informal English, especially among adults, it’s taken as a humorous euphemism rather than a kids’ game or anything innocent.

[DryGermanGuy]

I think in Italy it's called "hide the gabagool". :-D

[AviatorTom]

I'm thinking of something else, acknowledging that it is really hard (pun intended) to completely hide the sausage. 😐

[Bricealan]

@purplepoppy surprise, surprise, surprise! You got a 'rise' (wink, wink) from James the foodie! Well, purple, you know me, and I read 'lit' and I KNOW this could also be a "family fun game" and it only got 9%?

[Bricealan]

@purplepoppy and of course with all good sausage hiders, he did check the back door!😂😂😂😂😂

[ohsheeT]

This is a hard question because is it Italian sausage or is it breakfast sausage so it's either going to be spaghetti or eggs and hash browns you always make me hungry

[BadApple69]

When I play hide the sausage you better start off wearing a bathing suit because it’s going to get wet and messy.

[OlderAndWiser]

Hiding the sausage = bumping uglies, doing the horizontal mambo, the old in-and-out, having a poke, parking your car in her garage, etc.

[Chazmatazz269]

Why does the Valentine’s day one look like a poo? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jennz6]

It’s an innuendo for sex or anything naughty

[Iron_Man]

I guess it means you wanna see my private part is that right?

[purplepoppy]

Nope just a light hearted question

[Iron_Man]

Ok then

[msc545]

I'm sorry, I don't mean to burst your bubble, but this is actually not that funny.

[dougeats]

I believe its similar to hide the salami which I enjoy giving to her or getting heh heh

[Anonymous]

Probably something you play with your dog...-

[Kingofkings1992]

I knew this was you before I saw who the OP was

[queenofcardio]

I don't think I've ever heard this phrase.

[NathanDavis]

how much I don't like sausage...

[exitseven]

It is a way to get kids to eat meat.

[douride2]

That elf is at it again?

[CaptainSmartass]

It means shagging.

Simples...

[guesswhereivebeen]

It reminds me of fucking