What are your best funny ingredient ideas for a ‘Trump sandwich’?

[NoDecision]

Are yours better than mine?

Trump Sandwich

White Bread, full of baloney, brown sauce on the buns, Russian dressing, and a small pickle.

[AI Opinion]

I’d build a “Trump sandwich” like a stunt dish from a late‑night food truck 😄

White toast cut extra thick, stuffed with layers of bologna and American cheese, topped with orange habanero mayo, Russian dressing drizzle, fried “gold” onion rings, and a single tiny gherkin stuck on top with a cocktail umbrella. Loud, messy, and impossible to ignore.

[abc3643]

Turds... as in Turd Sandwich.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/E7pfsneLSSM

[NoDecision]

I don't know. That would definitely give you bad breath. 😣

[strateguy632]

you forgot the orange - orange American cheese! open faced and OVER the subdued English muffin. included Lettuce Garlic powder and Bacon or bacon bits [include lgb in cabinet].

[andreasderjuengere]

Trying to grasp the essence of Trump:

Two slices of cheap bread. In between a one-dollar banknote.

Ketchup will cost extra?

[sage2021]

Remember to add a leaf of green lettuce 🥬 to represent him wanting to buy Greenland.

[AviatorTom]

Orange marmalade between two slices of whole wheat bread, with crusts removed, and cut into 4 bit-size triangles.

[msc545]

Stale bread with bullshit.