How do you feel when sandwiches aren't sliced correctly?

[purplepoppy]

Like most British women I always use a set square to slice sandwiches properly and retain angle integrity. However a growing number are going freestyle just to be awkward.

So how do you feel when presented with poorly cut sandwiches like in the photo?

Grounds for divorce

She's going to feel my belt when I get home

The kids starved today because they were too shamed to eat them

This is why we don't let women build stuff

[RavVid]

I would be appalled frankly. I wouldn't go so far as divorcing he for it but I do expect her to remember my preferences.

A dog's breakfast is not my preference.

I have a similar problem with the sandwich bar in my works building. The sandwiches are great, plenty of fillings. But I don't want them to be cut because the fillings fall out and make mess.

So I give my precise order avocado both sides (its the glue that keeps it all together), the fillings in the correct order. Finished with "and don't cut".

Invariably I have to yell DON'T CUT as they reach for the knife. Why can't women manage simply instructions on how to cut or not cut a sandwich to a man's satisfaction?

Is this some misandric resentment of their job being to prepare and serve food for men?

I'm sure your set square cut sandwiches are close to works of art and that is the way I like them with less fillings.

[chechememe95]

Eat shit.

[RavVid]

@chechememe95 Not sure what I triggered there but obviously triggered something

[Chazmatazz269]

I have a rule. You can ask me to do something or you can ask me how to do it and then do it yourself. You don’t get to ask me to do something AND criticize how i do it.
I am very diligent about avoiding hypocrisy. So i would just laugh if i discovered such a strangely chopped sammich. I might call home and check to be sure she didn’t have a stroke, but i definitely wouldn’t criticize or b*tch.
If you make a sandwich for me, i am having an exceptionally bad day if i express anything other than gratitude.

[chechememe95]

I’d say if you feel that harshly about a stupid sandwich, you should reevaluate your relationship. Beating your partner is never right.

[Kayla45]

I don’t really mind, as long as it’s still edible.

[AI Opinion]

As a sandwich-obsessed cook, bad cutting genuinely bothers me a bit 😄

Diagonal, clean cuts feel satisfying, neat, and somehow make every bite better. When I see uneven, clumsy slices, it reminds me of rushed café lunches where presentation is an afterthought. I’ll still eat it, of course, but I quietly mourn the lost geometry and that first perfect corner bite. 🥪✂️

[Lliam]

I don't care one way or another. I don't slice mine at all.

[Ill_made_Knight]

To be fair, the belt may not be because of the sammiches... but that's another story.
Maybe this eccentric shape cutting has potential... You could spread each individual shape with a different flavor of jam or jelly. Kind of like a stained glass window of geometric shapes? Might get a girl in trouble for the very likely sticky fingers that are the result though...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If The Sandwich Is GOOD I Don’t Care How It’s Sliced.

[ohsheeT]

Oh yah there are many times where I won't even eat it if it's not cut right but if I do eat it I might not have a second sandwich I guess it just depends on what kind it is

[Bricealan]

@purplepoppy It sends me into a rage, and I grab the knives available and immediately stab the person that cut the sandwiches incorrectly

[OneViewpoint]

I feel like I shouldn't have left Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder alone in my kitchen.

[mstbooblover]

Hmmmm, let me think a mo... At least the right one seems creatively sliced. The left one is just messy, and maybe the result of too many beers? In any case I'd eat them without further ado ;0)

[TonyMetal___1986]

Actually i'd have to say when my pizza is sliced in chaotic and uneven way 🤦🏻‍♂️

[xawyx-3]

As long as it's tasty, I don't mind bad sliced sandwich :P

[robocop666]

Sadly I live in Ireland. Divorce laws here are awful. Difficult to do so most people remain unhappily married.

[browsingthroughthe]

Gotta keep the lawyers affording their daily bread too y'all 🥪🍞

[robocop666]

@browsingthroughthe no people are unable to divorce.

[RavVid]

Why don't they just be nice to each other if they can't divorce?

Seems easier than being unhappy.

[robocop666]

@RavVid its ridiculous. People used to go abroad to foreign countries to divorce as laws here made it hard.

[RavVid]

Not convinced the RC Church isn't right. A husband and wife that argue bitterly should realize that life will be more pleasant if they are both nice to each other. Husbands are generally happy if the wife puts out reliably and is mostly nice. If he is happy, he will happily do stuff for her.

[Xoxocutekitty]

My kid would 100% get bullied if they had a sandwich like this. Better to not cut it at all 😂

[andreasderjuengere]

I love seeing 'cuts' that aren't ''mainstream''.

In this ''copy-and paste'' century it gives a glimpse of hope

[Phunk_Fenomenon]

wtf would you care? you're gonna eat it either way, aren't you?

[RareBreedOfMan]

As an American guy you can slice my sandwich anyway it wouldn't bother me.

[exitseven]

Not only can you have lunch but they make a nifty jigsaw puzzle

[Iron_Man]

She's going to feel my belt when I get home Poppy

[Iron_Man]

This is the only way to cut a sandwich Poppy just like this in the picture. The only way. And if you were my wife and did it like in your pictures, I would have to spank you with my belt. And you probably would enjoy it. I know I would. 😊
https://postimg.cc/mctFrC0z

[purplepoppy]

Bet you were raised that real men eat them cut sideways, diagonal is the gay or girls way.

[Iron_Man]

Nobody ever talked about it. I had good parents. They just cut the sandwich for me. Good American Swedish parents. I can show you their wedding pictures sometime. Just let me know.

[RavVid]

Quarters is most certainly gay. It is offensive if a girl serves them that way to you.

[Anonymous]

You are hilarious purple

NOT

you're delivering jokes from 1970 era

I think when you educate us with toad in the hole or something cuisine related or slightly better

[AviatorTom]

I feel sorry for the bread! 😎

[NathanDavis]

I'll either way... I won't let it get to me

[SaoirseS]

Those images represent crimes against sandwiches.

[Sirenboobzilla]

What kind of psychopath slices them so unevenly?

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I'd say the opposite lol, my ideal of psychopaths is that they would slice it perfectly. Surgically.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

*idea, not ideal 😂

[Nikki1989]

I don't need them sliced at all.

[browsingthroughthe]

Grounds for divorce : A 😁

[Chelsea86]

That’s a sign of a Sociopath.

[EveryDayIsPretzelDay]

@chelsea86 I thought sociopaths were supposed to be obsessed with keeping everything orderly.

[FunkyMonkee]

I just slice `em straight across the middle.

[Paige2006]

Mine are always cut the same

[Staximus]

Who needs to slice such a tiny sandwich?

[FrodoSkywalker007]

I often commi genocide

[CubaPirate]

None of the above