Does your sandwich cutting match your political beliefs?

[purplepoppy]

Years ago, I was told you could tell if a man was straight or not by how he cuts his sandwiches. Boys were often taught by their parents to cut them the proper way lest they be ridiculed.

I thought it nonsense, but after watching numerous men, I've concluded there's a link between political standing and sandwich cut.

So let's find out

I'm left wing and cut straight

I'm left wing and cut diagonally

I'm right wing and cut straight

I'm right wing and cut diagonally

[DryGermanGuy]

There will be no weird cutting of my good German bread!!! 😳😤

[RavVid]

I always knew I was odd and you have confirmed it with this question..

As a highly conservative hetero, when I make a sandwich I slap two slices of bread together with something in between. That's it.

If I do get fancy than the cut would angle up from the lower left to the top right symbolizing right thinking.

I do acknowledge an advantage of the triangle cut. You can stuff more than half of the triangle into your maw with one bite.

Regrettably you didn't provide a suitable right wing hetero option.

[Chazmatazz269]

I don’t cut my own sammiches.
When i make sammiches for kids, i cut them corner to corner. It gives them less messy bite options at the corners. Some kids don’t seem to care and bite out of a straight edge anyway, getting schmutz all over their face. It’s hilariously dumb looking, but i’m sure it tastes the same. Ell oh ell!

[Jersey2]

I cut diagonally and am a straight conservative. As a child it was cut straight. As I aged it was cut diagonally. Now I cut it diagonally if I have such a sandwich and decide to cut it. My last sandwich was on a toasted plain bagel and uncut.

[AviatorTom]

I'm a Moderate Independent.

I cut my sandwich on an obtuse diagonal, like this...

[mstbooblover]

Do you think people get that vicious or fanatic to the point of cutting their sandwich according their political beliefs?

[purplepoppy]

Yes I do

[mstbooblover]

At least the only harm in this case is only done to the sandwiches ;0)

[OneViewpoint]

Sorry to blow up the data but I'm a non-cutter. I slap a sandwich together and proceed to chow down.

[Iron_Man]

I cut my sandwiches the same as my sexual preferences and my right wing political preferences. And you know what they are. I wanna hear about your sandwiches the way you cut them for your sexual preferences and political preferences?

[Nikki1989]

So what is it if you don't cut sandwiches at all?

[FrodoSkywalker007]

Does not compute
Where's the option for not aligned and can't cut straight lines?

[Ironco]

So what does it say about not cutting the sandwich at all. I've always just left it whole...🤷‍♂️

[Likes2drive]

I’m right wing and cut straight but checked the wrong one

[valentina4eva]

left wing & diagonal!!😅😅

[MrChinaski]

I dress right, if that counts.

[xawyx-3]

Not really, I cut it uneven :P