What's your response when someone tells you "Go Fuck Yourself " ?

[chocolateismylover]

What's your response when someone tells you "Go Fuck Yourself " ?

Huh?

[Luv2BRealExotic13]

I know you wish you could with that non-existent dick.

"Nah I'm good." *sniffs fingers, puts tongue between fingers* "your mother was better though."

I'm so vulgar sometimes it's ridiculous.

[DanteSparda]

hahaha I thought mine was cool.
You proved me wrong :D

[Luv2BRealExotic13]

I thought yours was cute lol.

[springocelot]

No one has said that to me but. If they did I'd love to retort, "Hmmm, obviously someone doesn't think they're good enough for me."

But in the moment, I'd be like, "what?" :o

[meibay313]

No one said that to me but id like to say..."sweeeeeeeet but you do it first lol"

But in real life I will be like "whaaaaaaaaat?"
O____O;;

[NoblesseOblige]

hahaha

[chocolateismylover]

Hahahah

[meibay313]

I will be just froze up and processing the meaning of it and trying to understand why he or she said it LOL i'm like that overthinking too much haha and i dont like it lol i wanna be strong and say something meaner hahaha

[VENOMMM]

hey meibay... go fuck yourself ;-)

[meibay313]

LOL...sweeeeeeeet

[DanteSparda]

I have a surprise for him/her in my pocket :D
www.google.co.in/imgres

[PANDAmonium]

Are you going to watch?

[Iwanttosexyou]

Hahaha I'm so using that lol

[chocolateismylover]

Lol :)

[PANDAmonium]

Its a good one!

[PANDAmonium]

Hey thanks for MH

[lifes_curve_ball]

Nobody's ever told me that, something about a brown man with a beard listening to things like The Third World may have had a factor in some people mad at me not saying that though who knows?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOINSUWOqyo

[chocolateismylover]

Lol I haven't been told that but I witness it

[lifes_curve_ball]

With the dance and all included? lol

[chocolateismylover]

lol What?

[lifes_curve_ball]

This my friend, this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSC25Li4E88

[chocolateismylover]

lmao I would love to witness that.

[palek]

I always keep a length of rope in my pocket for just such occasions, with which to bind their hands and legs whilst I reomove both their index fingers with my pen knife.

[xPoison]

Lmao

[palek]

; - ) Dullards merely need to be corrected and shown a better way.

[chocolateismylover]

Hahahhahaha

[ZettaiX]

"I have women that take care of that for me."

If its a guy, and he's a dick..

"That's what your mom is for."
"I have to, your sister has been too busy."
"I would fuck myself if I had a girlfriend like yours."

Etc..

[KLTheErudite7229]

If someone said that to me it means absolutely nothing but that they are dumb enough to think that one can actually fuck themselves.

[VENOMMM]

my response would be " go fuck yourself with a broomstick" its a play on a joke by george carlin. he talked about how you would respond to someone saying "fuck you" and he said the ultimate one was " fuck you with a broomstick"

[Keyspirits]

why do u have to come everywhere to hate on meh, u know ur ruining the fun here >.>
stick ur nose out somewhere

[VENOMMM]

if i am ruining the fun for you then i am doing my job.

[Keyspirits]

go compete with other lions, u can't compete with a lion my rank lelelel

[VENOMMM]

really then why are you crying that i am ruining your fun?

[Keyspirits]

am i really worthy of callen ur "Rival in luv"
hahaha go compete with someone else ur age silly old man =P

[VENOMMM]

again i am not the one crying " you are ruining my fun , pleaze go somewhere else!!"

[NovemberJoseph]

Instructions weren't clear enough, got my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

[chocolateismylover]

Lmao :D

[llorando]

I get excited at first till I realize I'm unable to fuck my self, than I get disappointed, It would be so cool if I could fuck my self =P. Seriously I do nothing and just ignore them, their not worth my time.

[bleedingquadrophenic]

Physically impossible to do. I tried when I was discovering hormones.

[Kris85]

Lol no one really ever tells me that but I would say thanks I can probably get the job done better than you could. :-)

[halafax]

Laugh and walk away. If someone is that mad at me, then I must have done something truly amazing.

[Herald]

I'd flash a quick half smile and say, "I just did."

[Ghibli]

All I could do is pray for that person, cause bitterness get's you no where in life.

[Anonymous]

I usually don't say anything, maybe chuckle at the lack of originality.
Haha! If that's the best they can come up with, I'm not worried...

[inamorata]

I say nothing. I just shut up and let the echo of their rudeness envelop the area until it becomes uncomfortable. >:D

[Tractorbeam]

Just say "Fuck you very much", and pretend it didn't happen.

[nickstaa]

Wtf did you just say , what happens after depends on their comeback. Or don't say anything and just laugh it off.

[sovetskii13]

Depends on the situation. I usually want to end the controversy by walking away. It's the easiest thing to do.

[MissPhilippines]

i'll probably just smile.. I don't know i can't imagine people telling me that cause i've never done evil things to anyone. :)

[MissPhilippines]

well if ever i'll probably say "whatever" or "i'm so scared" :D

[Jordahn]

If someone told me that, I probably said something rude to them and probably deserved it.

[KhaysunDei]

masturbation time!!! with my dream girllll!!! and tell a close friend someone told me that (preferably a hot girl so she feels sympathy and then i strike!)

[Tinker_the_Duckie]

I'm always telling my girlfriend to go fudge herself and she always responds wit why would I when I have you?

[Anonymous]

I'd say "I regularly do before bedtime, thank you, but I'm not the one in need of a big one up the ass here"

[bunnahies]

"OKAY, can't really do it right now though"

[chocolateismylover]

Yeah, let's do it

[queen-b]

Id say ,

No thanks and laugh so they could get annoyed

[Keyspirits]

I will laugh along with u with the most annoying evil laugh ever to make him run for his life and go eff himself in the corner. Ma queen have nothing to be afraid of. I will be protection =)

[queen-b]

Lmao well i would laugh even more if that happened

[catguy]

*drops pants and begins masturbating*

[DanteSparda]

www.google.co.in/imgres :D

[iampikachu]

I'm like, oh yeah time to masturbate ;)

[chocolateismylover]

👍👍👍👍👍

[Keyspirits]

may i lend u a hand ma pikachu? =D

[chocolateismylover]

No she's mine 😡😡😡😡😡

[Keyspirits]

she would choose meh cuz u dont have what i have =P
right ma pikachu?

[chocolateismylover]

Hahhaha What do you have?

[Keyspirits]

lol i have a pickle! perfect match for her cookie x)
ur a cookie monster so u'll scare off ma pikachu and her cookie. better luck next time xP

[chocolateismylover]

Dude Pikachu would choose me over you any day.

[iampikachu]

Chocolate is right :P back off key😠

[chocolateismylover]

Yeah what she said 😎😎😎😎😎😎

[Keyspirits]

not fair >=|
i can't take a bite off of ma chocolate and got rejected by ma pikachu as well..im such a horrible trainer T-T

[chocolateismylover]

Trainer for what?

[iampikachu]

Because each pokemon has a trainer. Keyspirts says he's my trainer, meaning he chose me >.<

[chocolateismylover]

lmao that's so weird😂😂😂😂

[iampikachu]

You get it if you have ever watched pokemon. That's why they say "Gotta catch them all"

[chocolateismylover]

Lol Makes sense. He shouldn't be trying to catch you when he's married

[iampikachu]

I know, just wait till his wife sees this 💻👀

[chocolateismylover]

Rita is gonna put a leash on his ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[iampikachu]

She should lmao. He's getting out of control👎

[chocolateismylover]

He is, I hope she sits on him lmao

[Keyspirits]

lol ma luver is clueless. thats why were a perfect match for this situation ma pikachu ;)
she got nothin' on meh!

[iampikachu]

Hahaha you know he will die from her weight 😂😂😂💀💀

[chocolateismylover]

Hahahgahagahah Thats the goal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[iampikachu]

Hahahaha Good bye keyspirts 💀💀

[chocolateismylover]

Night Night cutie pie

[Keyspirits]

y'all krazy! >=|
that wedding was never intended for meh -_-'
ma stingy Pwincess forgot to double chk if it was that round luvly face but instead she rush our wedding and accidentally got the picture of a bamboo in it >.>

[iampikachu]

Lol key calm down!!!

[chocolateismylover]

Key, it's not polite to make fun of your wife

[Keyspirits]

sure i'll come down on u like a *Shooting Star* if u leave ma luver aside and choose only meh ma pikachu. i dont like to share ya know ;)

[chocolateismylover]

Hahahha you love sharing key. What happened to sharing is caring?

[Keyspirits]

i learn that from ma luver. isn't that awesome? to only luv one and leave out the other. one less lonely gurl x)

[chocolateismylover]

Hahhaha You're so confusing

[Keyspirits]

oh cmon ma luver, u taught meh that life lesson right? i still remember ma luver precious words onto this very day. its all thanks to u =)

[chocolateismylover]

Lmao. You're welcome :)

[Keyspirits]

im easily to get with so teach meh all styles and positions while u can =3
i'd learn them within the blink of an eye

[chocolateismylover]

Aww but I like guys that take charge :(

[Keyspirits]

haha no prob if thats ur wish. lemme have it ma way!

[chocolateismylover]

Whats your way?

[Keyspirits]

hahaha dont tease meh like dat way. dont get meh started juz yet x)

[chocolateismylover]

Lmao

[Keyspirits]

if u want it, juz say da magic word ma luver ;)

[chocolateismylover]

What's the majic word?

[Keyspirits]

lmao u juz wanna continued teasing meh huh. ma pikachu might know only if she's here =|

[chocolateismylover]

Just tell me

[Keyspirits]

haha dont make meh embarrassed myself this way x)
u alrdy know the magic word urself =P
i won't be able to hold on any longer if u keep teasing meh =|

[chocolateismylover]

Key, I know you wanna tell me

[Keyspirits]

hahahahha ofcourse! =P

[chocolateismylover]

So what is it?

[Keyspirits]

what if i tell u that magic word, would u have a change of heart towards meh? =3

[chocolateismylover]

You won't know unless you tell me

[Keyspirits]

i can't hold it any longer if u keep seducing meh dis way =$

[chocolateismylover]

Key, tell me before I hit you on the head

[Keyspirits]

ahhh D=
i cannot yet cuz im innocent >.<

[VENOMMM]

he is playing you like a violin. lol

[chocolateismylover]

Hahahahah How?

[Keyspirits]

he's saying that im feeling and crawling through u the same way im hovering over the violin in motion =}

[VENOMMM]

because you are falling for his smooth talking bullshit. thats why i am saying that

[chocolateismylover]

Hahahhaha You're so wrong.

[Keyspirits]

this old man ejlly that i have female friends only lololol isn't that funny. its enough for him to hate on meh alrdy >.>

[Keyspirits]

jelly*

[iampikachu]

Hahaha 😂😂😂😂 key has a hater!

[Keyspirits]

yeap and he also consider meh his "Rival in luv" >.>
how great could this be >.<

[jacquesvol]

I shrugg .

[anthonypm]

SWERVE BITCH

/THREAD

[chocolateismylover]

Huh?

[anthonypm]

LOOOOOOL...
Bloomie why so gloomy?

[chocolateismylover]

Hahahahha Im not gloomy today.

[Keyspirits]

ma luver, u aren't suppose to say...=x

[chocolateismylover]

I hear it lol

[Keyspirits]

dont u see ma hand? shhh
ma luver can't curse..

[chocolateismylover]

Hahaha I swear a lot

[VENOMMM]

your typing style is annoying as hell

[Drummer4Lyfe]

If its a girl, I fuck her best friend.

If its a dude, I fuck his mom.

[GoldCobra]

If a girl tells me that I would say "I'm gonna need some help with that baby"

[douride2]

The last time I was told me that I quit my job.

[NoblesseOblige]

Alpha.

[kairon156]

I would too. jobs can be stressful enough without someone being that rude. I say good for you.

[Anonymous]

"It would be better than you could do!"

[chocolateismylover]

Hahahha

[lamebabe]

"Awwww, but I wanted you to do it!"

[xPoison]

No... Because I already had plenty of your father

[xPoison]

No one ever told me that though

[xPoison]

From your father*

[bubbiexo]

I say, "okay! Will do!"

[lumos]

I'll do it gladly. :D

[celestialdaeva]

"Okay." And then I walk away.

[Anonymous]

I tell them been there done that and I think I'm preggers.

[RedThread]

I say "I love you too"

[NoblesseOblige]

Sigh. Time to dig another hole in the woods. :)

[Account]

"Thank you, that's way better than fucking you."

[Bluemax]

I say, "I already tried that!"

[findingdreamland]

I can't. I don't have that material :/

[abundantlyrich]

Ill say you can suck my dick instead.

[_littlemermaid]

well someone's gotta do it... ;)

[harakiri]

Okie dokie.

[MyInternetUserName]

I cry all night.

[kairon156]

you first.

[kairon156]

oh another one is "I wish I could"

[313m3n7]

I can't, I'll hurt myself.

[ArabianPwincess197]

No, why don't you!