What's your response when someone tells you "Go Fuck Yourself " ?

[chocolateismylover]

What's your response when someone tells you "Go Fuck Yourself " ?

Huh?

[Luv2BRealExotic13]

I know you wish you could with that non-existent dick.

"Nah I'm good." *sniffs fingers, puts tongue between fingers* "your mother was better though."

I'm so vulgar sometimes it's ridiculous.

[DanteSparda]

hahaha I thought mine was cool.
You proved me wrong :D

[Luv2BRealExotic13]

I thought yours was cute lol.

[springocelot]

No one has said that to me but. If they did I'd love to retort, "Hmmm, obviously someone doesn't think they're good enough for me."

But in the moment, I'd be like, "what?" :o

[meibay313]

No one said that to me but id like to say..."sweeeeeeeet but you do it first lol"

But in real life I will be like "whaaaaaaaaat?"
O____O;;

[NoblesseOblige]

hahaha

[chocolateismylover]

Hahahah

[meibay313]

I will be just froze up and processing the meaning of it and trying to understand why he or she said it LOL i'm like that overthinking too much haha and i dont like it lol i wanna be strong and say something meaner hahaha

[VENOMMM]

hey meibay... go fuck yourself ;-)

[meibay313]

LOL...sweeeeeeeet

[DanteSparda]

I have a surprise for him/her in my pocket :D
www.google.co.in/imgres

[PANDAmonium]

Are you going to watch?

[Iwanttosexyou]

Hahaha I'm so using that lol

[chocolateismylover]

Lol :)

[PANDAmonium]

Its a good one!

[PANDAmonium]

Hey thanks for MH

[lifes_curve_ball]

Nobody's ever told me that, something about a brown man with a beard listening to things like The Third World may have had a factor in some people mad at me not saying that though who knows?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOINSUWOqyo

[chocolateismylover]

Lol I haven't been told that but I witness it

[lifes_curve_ball]

With the dance and all included? lol

[chocolateismylover]

lol What?

[lifes_curve_ball]

This my friend, this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSC25Li4E88

[chocolateismylover]

lmao I would love to witness that.

[palek]

I always keep a length of rope in my pocket for just such occasions, with which to bind their hands and legs whilst I reomove both their index fingers with my pen knife.

[xPoison]

Lmao

[palek]

; - ) Dullards merely need to be corrected and shown a better way.

[chocolateismylover]

Hahahhahaha

[ZettaiX]

"I have women that take care of that for me."

If its a guy, and he's a dick..

"That's what your mom is for."
"I have to, your sister has been too busy."
"I would fuck myself if I had a girlfriend like yours."

Etc..

[KLTheErudite7229]

If someone said that to me it means absolutely nothing but that they are dumb enough to think that one can actually fuck themselves.

[VENOMMM]

my response would be " go fuck yourself with a broomstick" its a play on a joke by george carlin. he talked about how you would respond to someone saying "fuck you" and he said the ultimate one was " fuck you with a broomstick"

[Keyspirits]

why do u have to come everywhere to hate on meh, u know ur ruining the fun here >.>
stick ur nose out somewhere

[VENOMMM]

if i am ruining the fun for you then i am doing my job.

[Keyspirits]

go compete with other lions, u can't compete with a lion my rank lelelel

[VENOMMM]

really then why are you crying that i am ruining your fun?

[Keyspirits]

am i really worthy of callen ur "Rival in luv"
hahaha go compete with someone else ur age silly old man =P

[VENOMMM]

again i am not the one crying " you are ruining my fun , pleaze go somewhere else!!"

[NovemberJoseph]

Instructions weren't clear enough, got my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

[chocolateismylover]

Lmao :D

[llorando]

I get excited at first till I realize I'm unable to fuck my self, than I get disappointed, It would be so cool if I could fuck my self =P. Seriously I do nothing and just ignore them, their not worth my time.

[bleedingquadrophenic]

Physically impossible to do. I tried when I was discovering hormones.

[Kris85]

Lol no one really ever tells me that but I would say thanks I can probably get the job done better than you could. :-)

[halafax]

Laugh and walk away. If someone is that mad at me, then I must have done something truly amazing.

[Herald]

I'd flash a quick half smile and say, "I just did."

[Ghibli]

All I could do is pray for that person, cause bitterness get's you no where in life.

[Anonymous]

I usually don't say anything, maybe chuckle at the lack of originality.
Haha! If that's the best they can come up with, I'm not worried...

[inamorata]

I say nothing. I just shut up and let the echo of their rudeness envelop the area until it becomes uncomfortable. >:D

[Tractorbeam]

Just say "Fuck you very much", and pretend it didn't happen.

[nickstaa]

Wtf did you just say , what happens after depends on their comeback. Or don't say anything and just laugh it off.

[sovetskii13]

Depends on the situation. I usually want to end the controversy by walking away. It's the easiest thing to do.

[MissPhilippines]

i'll probably just smile.. I don't know i can't imagine people telling me that cause i've never done evil things to anyone. :)

[MissPhilippines]

well if ever i'll probably say "whatever" or "i'm so scared" :D

[Jordahn]

If someone told me that, I probably said something rude to them and probably deserved it.

[KhaysunDei]

masturbation time!!! with my dream girllll!!! and tell a close friend someone told me that (preferably a hot girl so she feels sympathy and then i strike!)