Good replies when a guy says 'Fuck you'?

[Anonymous]

My guy friend really get on my nerves at times. He texts me first and then after sometime, start giving me lame replies like 'Fuck you' to my text. I have told him that if he doesn't want to talk, don't be so rude at least, but he still keeps on messaging me. What are some good replies to this? Good replies when a guy says 'Fuck you'?

And why does he do that? I don't get him :/

[femalewolf]

What are the Best Replies to "F*ck You"?

It's no secret that we all have faced the occasional aggressive comment online. Internet arguments can get heated, and more often than not, end with someone saying "F*ck You." But how do we handle this? Do we take the bait and get angry? Or do we take the high road and come up with witty replies that showcase our restraint and intellect? Today, I'm going to explore the best responses to this unwelcome phrase, for those moments when we want to reply with humor, poise, or simply to make our point in a classy way.

What are some clever ways to respond to "Fuck You"?

1- "Thank you for your input!": Keep it short and sweet with this simple phrase. You're acknowledging the other person's comment without directly engaging in the negativity. Plus, it's always good to respond with a dose of positivity!
2- "Is that an invitation?": While slightly sarcastic, this response can be used to defuse the situation with humor. It can also highlight the absurdity of the initial comment and, in many cases, help to de-escalate the conversation.
3- "I'm sorry you feel that way.": This is a classic response that works for a wide range of situations. It shows empathy and puts the spotlight back on the other person's behavior.
4- "It's not you, it's me. I tend to inspire strong feelings in people.": This tongue-in-cheek response shows that you're not easily offended and can turn a potentially negative situation into a humorous one.
5- "You seem upset. I hope your day gets better.": Responding with compassion can surprise and disarm an aggressor. It may also prompt them to reconsider their harsh words and approach the conversation with a more positive attitude.

6- "Let's agree to disagree.": Sometimes, the best way to handle a hostile comment is to simply acknowledge the difference in opinions and move on. This response shows maturity and a willingness to let go of disagreements.
7- "Wow! That escalated quickly!": A light-hearted acknowledgment of the situation can serve as a gentle reminder that online discussions can quickly spiral out of control. By pointing out the abrupt escalation, you can indirectly prompt the other person to take a step back and re-evaluate their approach.
8- "Your passion is admirable, but I think we're coming at this from different perspectives.": This response recognizes the other person's strong feelings while also highlighting the fact that disagreements often arise from different viewpoints. It shows respect for the other person's perspective and encourages them to reciprocate.
9- "You're entitled to your opinion, and I respect that.": Affirming the other person's right to their opinion, even if it's expressed in a hostile manner, is a mature way to handle the situation. It shows that you value diversity of thought and are willing to respect differing opinions.
10- "I think we can have a more productive conversation without resorting to insults.": This response is both direct and respectful. It sets boundaries for respectful discourse and encourages the other person to engage in a more productive discussion.

Remember, the best way to respond to "F*ck You" may vary depending on the context and the individual involved. What works in one situation may not be the best approach in another. It's important to assess the circumstances and consider the best way to address the comment. Ultimately, staying calm, composed, and respectful is key to navigating these situations gracefully.

In the end, we should strive to have constructive and respectful conversations online, even when confronted with harsh language. By choosing our responses wisely and defusing negativity, we can help create a more positive online environment for everyone.

[justbanANNAz]

id not answer if i were u. then when he keeps messaging to ask, say u dont like his tone. if he's not a loser he'll apologise and ensure to use other forms of vocabulary to articulate his feelings -.-

[Asker]

He generally says that he is kidding, but it gets really irritating, like, I am not his servant or slave to endure it

[justbanANNAz]

yeah i understand, u shouldn't have to. it's rude. like I'm all for messing about but it gets to a point where one needs to fricken think before they talk.
that said, u either make it clear that u dont like being spoken to like that, or u just do the silent thing, and men actually dont like that so he'd know it's bugging u

[SolitaireBond]

A good reply will be no reply.. If the dumb jerk has got at least half a brain cell (and not the one between his legs) he might just start getting the message.. Whoops, sorry for the pun. :)

[PanaBella]

Don't even acknowledge his rudeness. Buy him a thesaurus. I always say that someone who has to curse someone out to get their point across needs to work on their vocabulary! :p

[Asker]

He uses it randomly, not even to get his point across, And if I uses the same word, he just ask me where he should meet -_- So horny guys are

[PanaBella]

Just ignore him, or tell him to grow up and don't respond when he texts back. It drives guys crazy to be ignored.

[Account]

"No, you."
But I'm sort of immature so don't listen to me...

[aniemist]

That is sometimes how men react to each other other and they don't mean anything by it, I guess you could call it a term of endearment when they are frustrated because they know you are right, but don't really want to admit it. Sometime a guy might be comfortable enough to do that with a girl. So you could take it as you guys are really good friends and he's comfortable with saying that to you, not always the case but a possibility. I don't know since that is between you guys. On a side note a good comeback might be "In your dreams". Anyway the only way to know truly is to ask him and discuss it a bit.

[Asker]

Yes he talks likes that to his guy friends as well

[red324]

Say okay lol

[red324]

Do you think he's attractive?

[Dakota_The_Rota]

Why are you ignoring him? You clearly see that he texts you, then you wait for sometime to the point of him saying fuck you? What a friend you are! And I'm not saying his rudeness is right, but it does seem kinda justified.

[Asker]

What are you talking about? Lol. Waiting for sometime and stuff? We talk to each other daily for hours.

[Dakota_The_Rota]

You said you see he texts you, then you don't reply for sometime and then you wonder why he says fuck you because you aren't responding to his texts.

[Asker]

Lol did you even read the additional details? I didn't say it at all.

[Dakota_The_Rota]

"He texts me first and then after sometime, start giving me lame replies like 'Fuck you' to my text" So you don't text him for sometime after seeing he's text, and wonder why he is upset at you?

[Asker]

We text for Sometime and THEN he starts giving such replies... I don't wait for sometime.

[Anonymous]

"Can I at least get a kiss first?"

"Whoa.. hey, hey! I'm not that type of girl. Ya gotta buy me dinner first, at least. Set the mood."

"I don't do charity."

This works for getting "the bird" in person, and is a favorite. It'd doesn't quite work with someone saying it... but if I get flipped off in person by a friend, I just give a huge excited goofy smile, act like I'm doing that bit with "catching a blown kiss" and I mime putting their finger in my pocket. I don't know, it works for me.

Sometimes, if they give me the middle finger with both hands, I'll mime taking both, then say... Oh, you gave me too much.. here's your change... and flip him off while pretending to hand it to him.

"Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." It's funnier if it's a guy.

My favorite response is a little kiss face, or I bite my lip. Sometimes I'll add "Come here, baby." (again, funnier if it's another dude).

Storytime: In high school band class, we were setting up for a concert that night... there was this girl in the class... (Kinda ugly, but thought she was hot stuff. Way too b**chy for her status; kind of a low grade bully. Obnoxious, but usually fairly easy to ignore or just laugh at.)... I take a chair from a stack, and suddenly, she screams at me (from like 20 feet away) "You took my F***ing chair!" (it wasn't, but she was a little nuts anyway)...

::Just as loudly:: ::Puts chair down like it's gross or something:: "I THOUGHT it smelled funny... Ugh... if that's what you do to the chair... you can have it back. ::Saying to a friend watching:: (sarcastically) Thanks for the heads up that this was her chair... I might have gotten HPV or herpes or something." ::take out hand sanitizer I happened to have on me, start using it.:: THAT shut her up.

Generally, I try to not flip them off - I try to avoid being too vulgar. I think I'm funnier or more creative without stooping to their level. But sometimes, in the right mood, I'll return it.

[ahmetakkaya]

There's no need to get upset when a guy says "fuck you" .

In fact, you can use this opportunity to show off your wit and clever comebacks.

Here are a few good replies when a guy says fuck you:

• You might be good at fucking, but I'm better at fucking you up.
• I'd fuck you, but you're not my type.
• fuck you and the horse you rode in on!
• fuck you, I'm not that kind of girl!
• fuck you, I don't put out on the first date!
• fuck you, I'm not that easy!

[ZackBan]

"You wish"
"You couldn't handle it"
"Not even after a dinner"

So many things you could say.

But just to be clear "guy best friend" is a delusion, he's into you and trying to spark up something more. I know it's a cliché but this is one cliché that is true way more often than not

[Pinay_ako]

If we were both joking and kicking each other’s asses, i won’t take that to heart. Coz some jokes are too funny and personal, the only reply is that especially if it’s about them! That’s if you guys know each other that well to get their reactions without getting offended. But if you’re not that comfortable together and not that close, my reply would be no reply. Let him crawl back into his senses and hit me back with an apology. Let’s start with that!

[AndLikeThatHesGone]

Maybe you should just cut off contact with this guy. It doesn't sound like you're getting anything positive out of the "friendship."

He _MIGHT_ be behaving that way because he's attracted to you, and mad that you're not attracted to him. But I really have no idea.

[Texaskid1]

Eat a huge bean burrito with extra cheese and beans and make sure it is extra , extra spicey. Allow the burrito to work it's magic. Drive to his place in the middle of the night. Sooner or later you will feel the need to fart.

Be strong young lady and hold it in.

Park your car outside his place and sneak in. Find his room , get on his bed and position your butt in his face.

Let out a massive fart.

Run like hell.

[Anonymous]

Screw you.

Damn you.

To Hell With you.

Give him the 🖕.

Go to Hell.

But I’d personally not even respond. How does a friend of mine say that to me if he considers himself my friend. None of my friends have done that to me. WTF.
Makes no sense. How about instead of texting just phone call.

[Frost_Byte]

"If u want to fuck me, u have to buy me dinner first"

[kittykatg]

This so much this^

[artgorgeous]

Best reply is no reply. Why he does that? Block him and never reply anymore unless he apology in person. If you keep saying him what you don't like and he continues to do that, he is probably a retard.

[Anonymous]

1) Did your hand stop working?
2) Daydreaming again, sweetheart?
3) Baby please! Manners! You gotta ask me out for dinner first.
4) Feeling lonely again, ha?
5) With what? THAT? Are you kidding me?

[Asker]

Hahah These are too good! Will use it on him! :P

[Opinion Owner]

Crush this guy hahaha

[dartmaul15]

"sorry kiddo, you forgot about the date first. Try again..."
"Fuck me with what?"
"what about a handjob instead? I'll go fetch the tweezers"

[Asker]

Lol xD the last one

[dartmaul15]

"how about you use that damn 'gun' of yours in the most unnatural way possible?"
"What? You want to show it to me? Sorry, but i don't have a microscope"

[Asker]

Oh my God hahaha xD That's damn funny xD Has any girl used it on you?

[dartmaul15]

nah, they haven't. It'd backfire horribly if they did XD
the last two was inspired by this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3yzVdCC5PA

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[Anonymous]

Any "friend" who says fuck you often, isn't a respectful friend, I would just stop talking to him.

But you could say... "You keep asking, but it's never gonna happen"

Or "You keep talking to women that way and the word is the closet you are going to get to the actual act."

Or "No thanks, I only let deceit guys do that"

[jshm2]

Just a quick "dream on" or "not that desperate" should suffice.

But if he's just saying it in jest then hit back with a "ditto" or "K" .

[Razp_Sorbet]

Good reply: don't reply. Don't give shitty attitude time of day

[AviatorTom]

A very good female friend once told me the best comeback when a guy says FU to her is... You wish..."

[rosemilk]

you call this dude your friend? he's disrespectful and rude. just stop talking to him. that's the best reply.

[OfMiceandMen]

The only one that comes to mind off the top of my head is:

He says: Fuck you

You respond with: Not in your lifetime limp dick.

[BeMuse]

Say "No way. I wouldn't fuck your shit dick with your Mom's vagina. Get out of here with that bullshit".

[lightbulb27]

what are you saying that justifies that reply.

otherwise, I'd move on, who needs that drama?

[misscoffeehead]

I would probably ignore him. If he can't talk to you with any respect, that's him out of the window..

[linkywinky]

"Name the time and place, big boy."

Thats typically my reply to my guy friends who are being fuckboys.

[jeffend888]

You're in your late 20s. Why do you care what guy friends think or are doing? Your only focus right now should be on creating a nuclear family so you aren't faced with incessant judgment from your extended family and peers.

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Send him a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger and have it below say, "no, fuck you!". This is a reference to the movie, Commando. In it, a guy tells Arnold, Fuck you asshole, and Arnold responds, no, fuck you asshole.

[Izzex3]

"Nah, I'm set."
"I'm good."
"Good luck with that."
"<3333333"
"Love you too <3"

[Dєѕιвσу]

Is he really rude or genuinely wanna fuck you? That's the question.

[Asker]

He takes it in a sexual sense when I use this term on him as a reply.

[Dєѕιвσу]

May be he is experimenting on you. May be he wants to bang you but because he is not sure... he uses this trick on you to know your reaction. May be...

[epiman94]

I'm not that easy! :-P
Or, if you are:
Well, let's get to it! ;-)

[soccerchick4eva]

either ignore him or just say " no thanks " hahha it pisses people when i say that when the say "fuck you" to me hahahhahah

[AshBrown]

You need to have some self respect and ignore him FOR LIFE.

[Asker]

Actually, he doesn't use it often. And when he uses it, I use it as well. And then he is always like, where I should meet you. Half of the time, I know he doesn't have a reply to what I say, that's why he uses it and it's more in a funny way, but I don't get it

[AshBrown]

Well... you know better then.

[AshBrown]

I'm just old school and I don't like talking like that to anyone, let alone a girl.

[ShaeNielson]

Ignore a good friend for life because he says "Fuck you"? Dude seriously? -.-'

[AshBrown]

@ShaeNielson You're very young. Perhaps at your age it means something else.

[ShaeNielson]

True, I guess the age of both makes a big difference, in how it is perceived.

[AshBrown]

@ShaeNielson Glad that you got my point. :)

[codyvham]

When he says "fuck, you"
You tell him "no a blow job will be better, let me get magnify glass"

[Shutupman]

Hahaha love this one !!!

[codyvham]

Thank you @Shutupman.

[FunkyMonkee]

I didn't ask for your mother's name!
Nice to meet you! What part of China are you from, Mr. You?
Gesundheidt!!

[OlderAndWiser]

Fuck you!

Your fantasy, I'm sure, but it's not gonna happen!

[spartan55]

There's nothing to 'get', your 'friend' is an asshole. Great choice by the way.

[PT1911]

"K, I'll get right on that"

A girl said "Fuck you" to me once, I replied with that and her jaw dropped., no response

[Sparkie460]

The best come back I've heard from a woman when a guy says fuck you is " is that all you think about when you talk to me?". It really stopped them in their tracks

[CHARismatic110]

I usually say some shit like "nah, not today. But you can try again tomorrow"

[batkike]

maybe he wants u to think like a dude u guys are friends right if u don't have feelings for him then treat him the same way ;)

[CuriousMufuxka]

You wish that little pecker could get anywhere near this twat. Now my reply.. I will pull out my dick and piss all over your body and face while you stand in shock and penis stream.

[genericname85]

just block them and never talk to them again.

[BlondeAndGreenEyed]

Sounds like your friend has all the maturity & intelligence of a slug. You must like that sort of low brow behavior not to just simply say "nice knowing you, but don't think you're worth talking to".

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't reply to that if he was really being a little prick.

Or... I have fucked myself, done a better job than you would have.

[Anonymous]

I just say, "Yeah, fuck you very much" seems to work

[Asker]

Then he ask me okay where i should meet. It does not work for me lol

[Opinion Owner]

What do you mean where I should meet? What is that in reply to

[Asker]

When I say, "Fuck you."

[Opinion Owner]

Does he mean this in like a sex way?

[Asker]

Yes lol

[Opinion Owner]

Haha tell him that boat sailed a long time ago and even if it didn't there's better fish in the sea :D

[Asker]

Lol... but I like him XD

[Opinion Owner]

Oh god haha, this just keeps getting better and better hahaha
Well then why doon't you welcome him in? :D haha

[Asker]

Awwh.. lol he is just a friend, and I don't know if he likes me. :/ And I won't involve myself into anything casual with a guy

[Opinion Owner]

Excellent, glad to hear you won't be doing those kinda things :)
Alright, so you like him, why don't you find out if he likes you? :)

[Asker]

how? Lol. We talk everyday for hours. He flirts and teases me. He always helps me out and compliments me like I am wonderful etc. But I don't know if he is just being nice

[Opinion Owner]

Watch the way he acts around you compared to the way he acts in general. Even better and much more accurate will be a good and close friend of yours who can watch this and tell you if there is a difference or a big difference. A simple difference just means he's interested, big difference and he likes you for sure. What you saying he does shows he likes you but some guys are indifferent in that regard so this may work :)

[Asker]

I am his close friend so it could be due to this reason that he acts like this. He does not interact with other girls much

[Opinion Owner]

If you two are close then whhy not ask who he likes?
If he's hesitant to answer that likely because it's you, if its a straight answer with minimal hesitatance well, then I guess you know the answer :L

[Asker]

When I ask, he is always giving fun answer like the name of celebrity he likes or so.

[Opinion Owner]

Haha so basically avoiding the question, a sign he may like you, so good news :)
How about when others are around, does he talk to you more or include you with his friends, things like that?

[Asker]

We don't have same friend circle but he has talked about one of the funny things I said to his friend and wanted to take me out with hus other friends and alone as well.

[Opinion Owner]

I think he likes you, so tell him " I Love you" when he says fuck you and then see his response hahahaha

[Asker]

Hahahaha xD It will be interesting.
when I used hus own line on him one day when he said, "fuck you" he was like, 'But I am not intetested in you.' -_- Rude

[Opinion Owner]

Haha oh it will, trust me
Hahahahha don't worry about it, he's just having a go at you,

[Asker]

Okay. I will use it. It will leave him embarrassed for sure haha

[Opinion Owner]

Do it hahahah
He'll be at a loss for words the first time, trust me haha
Good luck :) You'll be fine

[BrookeS]

Tell him you are already fucking yourself and don’t need his suggestion. I could ease the tension and make him laugh

[roy_ricky09]

What!
That's completely your fault that you are allowing him to say that.
Just stop talking to him. He will realise it.

[Gibbons44]

Erm, which part of your torturous relationship is not clear?

[MacDaddyRico]

"Bring your mother and we can make it a threesome."

I was raised in a tough neighborhood in NYC, what can I say?

[Kyr0s]

Fuck you? Nah I'm more into your mum/dad/bro/sis, sorry!

[Dinosaursandanime65]

There is the famous “you couldn’t afford to”. I like that one, that’s a good one.

[Anonymous]

tell him if he does it again ull kick him in the nuts... he will def stop... if he likes having balls that is

[Asker]

Lmfao XD It will scare him

[diesel_Kyle21]

Say " yea i say the same to this guy ik, only i put "i wanna" in the beginning" lol

[Mdc9146]

If someone said that to me, I would say "No Thanks" and walk away. Leaves them standing there dumbfounded.

[Anonymous]

you should probably ditch the friend of yours altogether

[martyfellow]

Ís that an invitation or a threat? Lol...

[Asker]

Hahaha too good (Y)

[Anonymous]

Go for the desperate low blow and insult his penis.

[Asker]

Nah. Too mean. He talks to his guy friends like this only.

[Klaatu51]

no reply... jus block him

[Asker]

Nah. He is a really good friend, it's just at times, he acts like an asshole

[ladieslady50]

"you wish" and then ignore

[Acosmicist]

-"Your mom already did."

:|

[Asker]

Toooo rude XD

[DarkHorse24]

Send him what @Acosmicist said followed by "apply cold water to burnt area" 😂😂😂

[TheHentaiSenpai]

what the 'fuck' is wrong with you? and hopefully he will tell you

[Anonymous]

No thanks. Keep your STIs, they suit you better.

[Asker]

Lol..

[Alexa96]

Omg this is best! hahaha

[Bellibooo]

"Yes, fuck me please."

[Asker]

I will sound desperate lol

[Bellibooo]

Add "I have never had sex with a guy with such a small penis, it would be interesting."

[Asker]

LMFAO XD That's interesting

[Bellibooo]

You can either fight fire with fire or just ignore him and don't text back when he says things like that. I would probably ignore him.