My guy friend really get on my nerves at times. He texts me first and then after sometime, start giving me lame replies like 'Fuck you' to my text. I have told him that if he doesn't want to talk, don't be so rude at least, but he still keeps on messaging me. What are some good replies to this? Good replies when a guy says 'Fuck you'?
And why does he do that? I don't get him :/
It's no secret that we all have faced the occasional aggressive comment online. Internet arguments can get heated, and more often than not, end with someone saying "F*ck You." But how do we handle this? Do we take the bait and get angry? Or do we take the high road and come up with witty replies that showcase our restraint and intellect? Today, I'm going to explore the best responses to this unwelcome phrase, for those moments when we want to reply with humor, poise, or simply to make our point in a classy way.
1- "Thank you for your input!": Keep it short and sweet with this simple phrase. You're acknowledging the other person's comment without directly engaging in the negativity. Plus, it's always good to respond with a dose of positivity!
2- "Is that an invitation?": While slightly sarcastic, this response can be used to defuse the situation with humor. It can also highlight the absurdity of the initial comment and, in many cases, help to de-escalate the conversation.
3- "I'm sorry you feel that way.": This is a classic response that works for a wide range of situations. It shows empathy and puts the spotlight back on the other person's behavior.
4- "It's not you, it's me. I tend to inspire strong feelings in people.": This tongue-in-cheek response shows that you're not easily offended and can turn a potentially negative situation into a humorous one.
5- "You seem upset. I hope your day gets better.": Responding with compassion can surprise and disarm an aggressor. It may also prompt them to reconsider their harsh words and approach the conversation with a more positive attitude.
6- "Let's agree to disagree.": Sometimes, the best way to handle a hostile comment is to simply acknowledge the difference in opinions and move on. This response shows maturity and a willingness to let go of disagreements.
7- "Wow! That escalated quickly!": A light-hearted acknowledgment of the situation can serve as a gentle reminder that online discussions can quickly spiral out of control. By pointing out the abrupt escalation, you can indirectly prompt the other person to take a step back and re-evaluate their approach.
8- "Your passion is admirable, but I think we're coming at this from different perspectives.": This response recognizes the other person's strong feelings while also highlighting the fact that disagreements often arise from different viewpoints. It shows respect for the other person's perspective and encourages them to reciprocate.
9- "You're entitled to your opinion, and I respect that.": Affirming the other person's right to their opinion, even if it's expressed in a hostile manner, is a mature way to handle the situation. It shows that you value diversity of thought and are willing to respect differing opinions.
10- "I think we can have a more productive conversation without resorting to insults.": This response is both direct and respectful. It sets boundaries for respectful discourse and encourages the other person to engage in a more productive discussion.
Remember, the best way to respond to "F*ck You" may vary depending on the context and the individual involved. What works in one situation may not be the best approach in another. It's important to assess the circumstances and consider the best way to address the comment. Ultimately, staying calm, composed, and respectful is key to navigating these situations gracefully.
In the end, we should strive to have constructive and respectful conversations online, even when confronted with harsh language. By choosing our responses wisely and defusing negativity, we can help create a more positive online environment for everyone.
id not answer if i were u. then when he keeps messaging to ask, say u dont like his tone. if he's not a loser he'll apologise and ensure to use other forms of vocabulary to articulate his feelings -.-
A good reply will be no reply.. If the dumb jerk has got at least half a brain cell (and not the one between his legs) he might just start getting the message.. Whoops, sorry for the pun. :)
Don't even acknowledge his rudeness. Buy him a thesaurus. I always say that someone who has to curse someone out to get their point across needs to work on their vocabulary! :p
"No, you."
But I'm sort of immature so don't listen to me...
That is sometimes how men react to each other other and they don't mean anything by it, I guess you could call it a term of endearment when they are frustrated because they know you are right, but don't really want to admit it. Sometime a guy might be comfortable enough to do that with a girl. So you could take it as you guys are really good friends and he's comfortable with saying that to you, not always the case but a possibility. I don't know since that is between you guys. On a side note a good comeback might be "In your dreams". Anyway the only way to know truly is to ask him and discuss it a bit.
Why are you ignoring him? You clearly see that he texts you, then you wait for sometime to the point of him saying fuck you? What a friend you are! And I'm not saying his rudeness is right, but it does seem kinda justified.
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"Can I at least get a kiss first?"
"Whoa.. hey, hey! I'm not that type of girl. Ya gotta buy me dinner first, at least. Set the mood."
"I don't do charity."
This works for getting "the bird" in person, and is a favorite. It'd doesn't quite work with someone saying it... but if I get flipped off in person by a friend, I just give a huge excited goofy smile, act like I'm doing that bit with "catching a blown kiss" and I mime putting their finger in my pocket. I don't know, it works for me.
Sometimes, if they give me the middle finger with both hands, I'll mime taking both, then say... Oh, you gave me too much.. here's your change... and flip him off while pretending to hand it to him.
"Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." It's funnier if it's a guy.
My favorite response is a little kiss face, or I bite my lip. Sometimes I'll add "Come here, baby." (again, funnier if it's another dude).
Storytime: In high school band class, we were setting up for a concert that night... there was this girl in the class... (Kinda ugly, but thought she was hot stuff. Way too b**chy for her status; kind of a low grade bully. Obnoxious, but usually fairly easy to ignore or just laugh at.)... I take a chair from a stack, and suddenly, she screams at me (from like 20 feet away) "You took my F***ing chair!" (it wasn't, but she was a little nuts anyway)...
::Just as loudly:: ::Puts chair down like it's gross or something:: "I THOUGHT it smelled funny... Ugh... if that's what you do to the chair... you can have it back. ::Saying to a friend watching:: (sarcastically) Thanks for the heads up that this was her chair... I might have gotten HPV or herpes or something." ::take out hand sanitizer I happened to have on me, start using it.:: THAT shut her up.
Generally, I try to not flip them off - I try to avoid being too vulgar. I think I'm funnier or more creative without stooping to their level. But sometimes, in the right mood, I'll return it.
a There's no need to get upset when a guy says "fuck you" .
In fact, you can use this opportunity to show off your wit and clever comebacks.
Here are a few good replies when a guy says fuck you:
"You wish"
"You couldn't handle it"
"Not even after a dinner"
So many things you could say.
But just to be clear "guy best friend" is a delusion, he's into you and trying to spark up something more. I know it's a cliché but this is one cliché that is true way more often than not
Screw you.
Damn you.
To Hell With you.
Give him the 🖕.
Go to Hell.
But I’d personally not even respond. How does a friend of mine say that to me if he considers himself my friend. None of my friends have done that to me. WTF.
Makes no sense. How about instead of texting just phone call.
If we were both joking and kicking each other’s asses, i won’t take that to heart. Coz some jokes are too funny and personal, the only reply is that especially if it’s about them! That’s if you guys know each other that well to get their reactions without getting offended. But if you’re not that comfortable together and not that close, my reply would be no reply. Let him crawl back into his senses and hit me back with an apology. Let’s start with that!
Maybe you should just cut off contact with this guy. It doesn't sound like you're getting anything positive out of the "friendship."
He _MIGHT_ be behaving that way because he's attracted to you, and mad that you're not attracted to him. But I really have no idea.
Eat a huge bean burrito with extra cheese and beans and make sure it is extra , extra spicey. Allow the burrito to work it's magic. Drive to his place in the middle of the night. Sooner or later you will feel the need to fart.
Be strong young lady and hold it in.
Park your car outside his place and sneak in. Find his room , get on his bed and position your butt in his face.
Let out a massive fart.
Run like hell.
"If u want to fuck me, u have to buy me dinner first"
Best reply is no reply. Why he does that? Block him and never reply anymore unless he apology in person. If you keep saying him what you don't like and he continues to do that, he is probably a retard.
1) Did your hand stop working?
2) Daydreaming again, sweetheart?
3) Baby please! Manners! You gotta ask me out for dinner first.
4) Feeling lonely again, ha?
5) With what? THAT? Are you kidding me?
"sorry kiddo, you forgot about the date first. Try again..."
"Fuck me with what?"
"what about a handjob instead? I'll go fetch the tweezers"
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Any "friend" who says fuck you often, isn't a respectful friend, I would just stop talking to him.
But you could say... "You keep asking, but it's never gonna happen"
Or "You keep talking to women that way and the word is the closet you are going to get to the actual act."
Or "No thanks, I only let deceit guys do that"
Just a quick "dream on" or "not that desperate" should suffice.
But if he's just saying it in jest then hit back with a "ditto" or "K" .
A very good female friend once told me the best comeback when a guy says FU to her is... You wish..."
you call this dude your friend? he's disrespectful and rude. just stop talking to him. that's the best reply.
The only one that comes to mind off the top of my head is:
He says: Fuck you
You respond with: Not in your lifetime limp dick.
Say "No way. I wouldn't fuck your shit dick with your Mom's vagina. Get out of here with that bullshit".
what are you saying that justifies that reply.
otherwise, I'd move on, who needs that drama?
I would probably ignore him. If he can't talk to you with any respect, that's him out of the window..
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