Do you ever do the "fart test" before work or school?

[Gooseman]

On those bloated days when you know you're gonna be farting all day, do you do the fart smell test in the car before work or school to judge if you'll be able to safely sneak some out through the day?

Yes I do this everyday

No I hold my farts until I'm alone.

[Findingmyway]

You're killing me lol
I can't do a fart test, that would mean I have to intentionally force a fart and I can't plan that lol

Besides ladies dont fart, they pass gas Lololol

[Gooseman]

I thought ladies poot?

[Findingmyway]

Lol thats a newer term to me but makes sense

[Gooseman]

Or fluff, bottom burp, toot

[Findingmyway]

Lmao.. Thats funny

[thewanderingme]

lol, this is the first time I'm hearing of "the fart test."

[Gooseman]

I'm sure you see a need though?

[thewanderingme]

I've never had this issue. I pair from foods well. (:

[Anonymous]

eeeewhwhwhwh
Try to get more regular dude - Metamucil

[Gooseman]

Has nothing to do with being regular.

[Opinion Owner]

In that case, it's what you're eating (e. g. beans) ... what DO you suggest as a possible third cause?

[Gooseman]

Whatever the cause may be... everyone has gassy days. I hear girls have gassy days at the beginning of their period. Everyone is different

[Opinion Owner]

Agreed, it read like... this was ALWAYS with you
again - consider diet and many of your Qs on this thread may evaporate

[Gooseman]

Just questions for fun, not knowledge

[JackKerouac77]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA OH MY GAWD YOU'RE THE KING OF GaG

[JackKerouac77]

Thanks for MH!

[Gooseman]

Thanks for the compliment lol

[Anonymous]

I might fart in the car for enjoyment because who doesn’t love the smell of their own brand, but stinky farts are not going to stop me from letting them rip at school. For one thing, they’re always loud so whether they have smell or not I have to claim them. For another, every day is a gassy day and I can’t hold my farts, even if I try. I just don’t really care if people hear me fart. Most people find it funny, anyway.

[brookeh09]

I've literally never thought of doing such a test.

[Gooseman]

You're just aware of the power your farts hold? Lol

[brookeh09]

Hahaha, generally! I mean, sometimes they catch even myself off guard.. but for the most part, I know what's going to happen.

[twinArmageddons]

thii2 ii2 the be2t que2tiion ii've 2een all day.

[DreamGirlT]

what is 'fart test' ?

[Gooseman]

When you are in the car or while alone in the morning and see if it stinks or is all good.