Is it hard for you to pee when its time to take a drug test for a job or school?

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Man i just took a piss test and my coochie and ass touched the fckin seat. I feel like im bout to die  😭 I always struggle to pee when its time for crap like this. I drank plenty of water beforehand but that did nothing. First i stood up and was willing to pee all down my thigh just to avoid the toilet seat, but i knew i’d miss the cup. Then i had to cover the seat with tissue to sit just long enough to make myself start to pee. I fckin filled the cup up but i jumped up after i accidentally touched the seat and peed all over my pants. Now I’m just itchin thinking about the fact i touched the mf seat. Ion want an STD y'all 💀 #FeelFreeToList #PissinMeOff

WhatTheHeckkkk · Accepted Answer

I used to have some difficulties, like extreme anxiety at the doctors when I was a kid. I would chug water or literally hold it all day/night just so I would NEED to go when I was at the doctors, but my body just wouldn’t let me. It wasn’t that I was nervous about drug testing or whatever, because I was just a kid, but I just hated the doctors and peeing in a cup? Lol.

When I went to high school and went to the doctors, I was nervous because they obviously could see THC in my urine lol (but doctors don’t really care, they just want to see if I’m healthy). However, I got in trouble for smoking weed at school, and I had to drug test weekly as a part of a program. The first few weeks, I was not used to getting drug tested so I just barely provided 2 drops for them, I just couldn’t go lol.

After about a month of drug testing, I got used to it lol. I mean, by then I was sober and I had nothing to worry about, so I didn’t care about the contents of my pee... But I just get anxiety about having my piss in a cup!!! It’s weird to think about, ya know? I’m totally fine providing my pee for a urinalysis but the fact that I have to hold a cup below me and pee is just weird, and then the nurse or whoever has to see my pee 🤣🤣🤣

Sour-rose · Accepted Answer

In a way, yeah. Could over piss the cup oooor they ask me "are you ready" aaaand i'm either am but I had 3 cups of coffee so i'm gonna be a few minutes or I had nothing for this situtation. (:

NamerOfStars · Accepted Answer

It's never as smooth as I want it to be. I've debated drinking caffeine or carbonated stuff beforehand to help it along, but that screws with your blood pressure.

It really makes you wish there was a simpler way to prove it. I mean, you can pick up marijuana in HAIR for almost a month. Of course, that's no good for, say, cocaine, but I weigh 300 pounds; is this my first day on coke?

ShadezMcgee · Accepted Answer

Not really. When we do piss tests every drill weekend we all know we have a chance to be on the list for testing and have full bladders ready to speed up the time. Never had an issue going, it was waiting to be ready if my bladder was empty that it was a real bitch.

Jabberjaw · Answer

Lol I have a weird ability to relax. Just have zero performance anxiety. Don't even need to drink water. I've been dehydrated and on the spot piss on command 😂

wheresmrcunnunglis · Answer

Not really thankfully but this question reminded me that I have not had a job request for a drug test in such a long time. But I think that's due to the clinics that would provide this service becoming so limited and costing such an exuberant amount on top of that. That the companies just dont think its worth the expense anymore. Thank goodness because Im not giving up my damn ganja

electromagnetic · Answer

Lucky for me these aren’t a thing in my job. Especially considering what we do in our rec time iso ur own business. So long as we are working drugged up, all is well.

FriendlyDrugDealer · Answer

I’m freaking crying my eyes out! The first sentence had me heaving like crazy 🤣🤣.  To answer your question, no I don’t have a problem with it

Anonymous · Answer

you know those are the cleanest toilet seats on earth though, right? also yes it's hard. especially when they told me if i accidentally flush they have to come in and stare at my cock while i pee and make sure i'm not using a fake pee device or some shit. Part of me thinks they were just messing with me though.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

I use to have an issue peeing for the doctor cause I worry about getting pee all over me and one time I did pee all over myself when I got a pee test at the Hospital but was fine for blood work.

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

Nope! So far so good. I used to be nervous in my teens when i did my diabetes test where i had to pee in a special glass cup.

Tjw78 · Answer

It was always easy for me... But I always drank so much water that it bypasses my liver, so I was pissing out straight water. I was dirty, but I passed every time 😂

LovingLoverReturned · Answer

Not for me as I am always trying to drink water throughout the day.

Astarlessnightsky · Answer

Why and where would you need to take a drug test for work or school?

DryGermanGuy · Answer

In Germany that would be pretty much always illegally to ask for. Especially in a school setting.

Valso · Answer

Hahah, what a question! 😆 No, it's not! I. P. Freely. 🤣  If you gotta pee but it's not "coming" to the exit, drink Aloe Vera juice. That thing makes me pee like a watering can. 😁

Apple1996 · Answer

Nah for all my pregnancies I had to pee in a cup every appointment so I got really good at doing it

Dargil · Answer

No but you have so save some up. You should be able to stand and position the cup properly.

MurkeyShadow · Answer

No I just Take my Dick out and Piss in the cup. I recommend You to watch some Porn of females pissing. It will Help you Figure out How to Aim with Your Pussy when Pissing.

Blackcupcake · Answer

that’s not a thing here… there’s an exception for certain specific jobs, for certain specific reasons, but that’s quite rare

kellytheman · Answer

Well for a guy it's a lot easier for us to pee in a cup as long we can aim. For some reason some guys have horrible aim lol.

Xtendable · Answer

Yeah, like you’re put on the spot. I had that a couple of years ago. It took an hour and a half. It didn’t help that the nurse was really attractive too

TrillXHippy · Answer

I would always have to drink water at the place whenever I’m gonna take a drug test. I just leave when I’m done

Anpu23 · Answer

No, it doesn't bother me at all. Just get it over with.

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