Why do I wake up with my hand down my pants?

So I wake up right? And there's this weird ass feeling in my pants. Oh. Hi, buddy. How did you get there? (No I wasn't maturbating) Anywho, I'm curious. Is this some weird thing I do or is it common?
Eww. Yes, your a weird ass freak.
Nope, its cool
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Why do I wake up with my hand down my pants?
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