Girls, do you want to have DSL?

[bubble_tea]

If you have them lips, do you call them DSL yourself?

Personally, I don't have DSL, I don't want DSL.. and I think most girl don't take DSL comments as a compliment. Do you?

Of course! Who doesn't want DSL?

I have them lips and I call them DSL.

I have them lips, but I don't call them DSL.

I don't want DSL. / I'm a guy.

Updates

+1 y

Those voting C. How do you call them? (to teach the guys here how to compliment you on your lips)

[Cmasterson]

I don't have huge lips, but they're definitely not thin, I don't ever refer to them as DSL's haha, I just say they're plump and nice, not every girl is going to react positively towards that name, and of course might get offended. If someone said that about my lips, I would definitely not be impressed

[bubble_tea]

Do you personally know any girl who would be impressed? xD

[Cmasterson]

hahaha you never know... there are those odd ones.

[Sexydncr]

I voted A but I dont want DSLs for that reason and if I had them i wouldn't refer to them like that. I have full lips but a small mouth.

[bubble_tea]

full and small, sounds like the perfect combination ^^

[Sexydncr]

No haha dentists always get mad at me they're like "can you PLEASE open your mouth wider I can't see what im doing?"

[linkywinky]

I don't think I have them though I've had friends call them DSLs before. Don't see it personally.

[bubble_tea]

Were you happy or offended to hear it?

[linkywinky]

I was amused mostly lol

[Illusive_Man]

Asian NERD MOMENT - when I read DSL.
The first thing that came to my mind was the "Digital subscriber line" technology lol
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_subscriber_line

[bubble_tea]

nobody reads the topic anymore, do you?

[Illusive_Man]

Just saying "first thing that came to my mind" gees lol
Also nah , I'm not sure where are you finding all these vulgar animals but I'm not aware of knowing anyone who'll use that sort of wording to describe womanly bits

[bubble_tea]

One is right here.. lol @zorro8888

[zorro8888]

I would never say such a thing lol I said nice lips or full lips. Anything more is simply excessive. I am a gentleman madam :D

[Illusive_Man]

how he knows what sort of lips you have I'll never know lol

[zorro8888]

Sloths have the fullest lips in the animal kingdom... everyone knows that lol

[Illusive_Man]

@zorro8888
*Refer to my profile face.
"Riiiight... sureeeeeee... of course"

;3

[bubble_tea]

@zorro8888 you must have gappy teeth to be able to lie so comfortably through your teeth LOL

[welshguy]

Holy shit I think I have dsl noooooo!

[jacquesvol]

DSL? Digital subscriber line? I suppose everyone has it here:

en. wikipedia. org/wiki/Digital_subscriber_line

[genericname85]

lol i swear i was just about to ask this :D

[bubble_tea]

no... L stands for lips.

[jacquesvol]

Later came ADSL (asymetric digital subscriber line)
I see the girls got it right, not us nerds.

[GirlScoutsRevenge]

Glad I'm not the only one to go to this first!

[miserybusiness]

Oh good, I'm not the only one unfamiliar with the hipster lingo these days.

[WhiteSteve]

Haha, there's a commercial I hear on sports radio all the time, asking if I'm tired of "slow DSL service." I laugh every time and think "fuck naw, that'd never get old."

[bubble_tea]

lmao!

[CommieDearest]

Fuck yes I wish I had DSL lol. I don't dislike my lips but they could stand to be a bit plumper.

[bubble_tea]

all you need is this device drbaxter.efellecloud.com/.../lipplumper.jpg

[CommieDearest]

Lol I'll order it right now!

[mutedaisy]

I really dislike when men say that to me. It's in no way a compliment. Although, I know I have nice lips I do not call them dsl lol.

[bubble_tea]

What's your suggestion for the next guys who want to compliment your lips? How does pouty lips sound?

[mutedaisy]

It's best not to compliment a girls lips... there are only a handful of reasons why they fixate on lips and majority of those are sexual lol

[bubble_tea]

someone asked about 'kissable lips'. is that too sexual?

[DodgersGM]

It took me like a full minute or two to fully comprehend what was going on here.

DSL. LOL

[bubble_tea]

It's ok. I had to look up urban dictionary xD I like the double entendre :P

[Rodismus]

This is miss leading I came here expecting talk about nintendo's DSL"ite"

[bubble_tea]

lol how so? it's under the 'girl's behavior' category

[mutedaisy]

That's what I expected as well...

[Rodismus]

I don't know I just saw DSL and went "Oooo whats this?"

[thewanderingme]

what are you talking about? could you put up a photo?

[bubble_tea]

Dick sucking lips. I can't put up a photo because everyone has a different opinion about what they ought to look like. But it seems what we think looks normal is already DSL to the males :/

[thewanderingme]

oh. hahaha, lmao!

[meatballs21]

DSL? I think you mean BJLs.

You'd have avoided at least half of these awkward 'high speed internet' comments by pluralizing it.

[bubble_tea]

Isn't L already in plural? BJL doesn't sound that much better... but I bet they're intentionally making those comments to appear 'innocent'. They all know the true meaning lol

[meatballs21]

I wouldn't have figured it out without previous comments to help me

[bubble_tea]

So is BJL a more popular expression than DSL?

[zorro8888]

Guys should just say: You have really nice full lips :)

[zorro8888]

DSL is way too sexual haha

[bubble_tea]

xDDD they really should

[zorro8888]

Whoa there bubs Haha my teeth are perfect bubs :P

[bubble_tea]

That's exactly what a gap teethed liar would say lol

[zorro8888]

Damn bubs I guess you've never seen my great smile :P

[bubble_tea]

No I really haven't, but I guess it's as great as a gap teethed smile can be xD

[zorro8888]

Dayummm bubs I know you're just venting at me because you have DSL but hey you're my friend and I love you buddy :D LOL

[sammy_31]

lol I dont have huge lips but not thin, technically i don't have typical DSLs xD

[bubble_tea]

Do you want them? :P

[sammy_31]

Ehhh I think my lips are good enough for that :P xD I don't think I'd look good with such huge lips tbh xD

[ihatethiswebsite]

It took me a while to figure out what you were talking about. I kept thinking about DSL internet lol

[bubble_tea]

It's endearing that you pretend to not know about the other meaning of DSL :P

[ihatethiswebsite]

I've never heard it until I went on this website lol

[bubble_tea]

Correction: I've never heard it until I found the internet lol

[WhaChaChaKing]

Wow, I guess you learn every day. Hmm, I don't think I do. They're okay but nothing special about 'em.

[bubble_tea]

Do you want special DSL lips?

[WhaChaChaKing]

No I don't.

[greycadillacs]

I dont think I've ever seen a girl's lips and thought to myself, wow, those are DSL

[bubble_tea]

that's awesome!

[bubble_tea]

or... not so awesome?

[greycadillacs]

Haha, I guess I don't know!

[AshleyMD]

What does DSL stand for?

[bubble_tea]

dick sucking lips

[AshleyMD]

oh yeah I don't think that's a compliment, just something guys say to describe how good the sex was.

[Frost_Byte]

Would KL be insulting?

[bubble_tea]

what's kl?

[Frost_Byte]

Kissable lips 😊

[bubble_tea]

hahaha... no, it's fine ^^

[Kshppatel]

Lol at DSL connection what is this 2005

[bubble_tea]

I think they're stuck in time lol

[Noboddy]

People still have DSL internet?

[Illusive_Man]

BAHAhahahha!~
That's what came to our mind first ain't it lol

[Noboddy]

HAHAHAHHA

[Klaatu51]

i prefer thinner lips basically

[Bandit74]

Well your lips are kinda big 🙊

[bubble_tea]

🙉 I can't hear you.

[Bandit74]

you don't need ears to read what I wrote :p

[bubble_tea]

Well, why are you hiding your mouth then if you wrote it? :P

[Bandit74]

good question 🙉

[bubble_tea]

🙈 ...

[Bandit74]

...👄

[sawno]

I much rather have fiber.

[VioletCouple]

I almost voted the top one, just for kicks.

[bubble_tea]

you can actually get them know with a vacuum tool xD

[GirlScoutsRevenge]

What is DSL? !

[I_M_LEGEND]

dick sucking lips lol

[GirlScoutsRevenge]

@I_M_LEGEND Pfft, these lips suck dick whatever they look like!

[I_M_LEGEND]

lmfao, i think i m falling in love with you lmao

[GirlScoutsRevenge]

@I_M_LEGEND take a ticket and get in line ;) ;)

[bubble_tea]

https://i.imgur.com/D4LiA23.jpg

sorry, I had to.. xD

[GirlScoutsRevenge]

Hahaha! :P

[I_M_LEGEND]

i will bud to the front of the line!

[geeky_artist]

What's DSL?

[bubble_tea]

dick sucking lips

[geeky_artist]

oOOH. Ugh no. I wouldn't like being told that.

[smahala1991]

I like wifi and wireless internet better

[cavmanier]

I prefer cable ;)

[bubble_tea]

fiber is better though :P

[cavmanier]

Yeah but there is none in central cal. I actually don't mind dsl :p I mean.. if that's all I get I'll manage to survive haha

[_lovii_]

Omg It took me too long to get what it meant 😂