Girlfriend broke up with me because I wrapped my legs around her/squeezed her. WTF?

[Anonymous]

She said I'm unable to annoy her, no matter how hard I try. I told her she's wrong, so we made a bet. I threw her to the floor and wrapped my legs around her like a green anaconda. She started to giggle and asked me: "is that all you've got?" I told her to get out of the scissor hold... she tried but failed. "Whatever, you'll get tired soon", she said. I just laughed at her. A few minutes later she told me to stop it. I just laughed and squeezed her with my legs. One hour later she was still wrapped between my legs. She was getting angry. It was very cute. She wanted to get out and all she had to was to admit defeat. She tried to bite me. She screamed at me and told me I was stupid. It was funny to see her squirm. She really lost control. 2 hours later I let her go. She was furious, punched me in the stomach, slapped me, then broke up with me. What the f***? She broke up with me because she lost the bet. Why is she so childish? What did I do wrong? I just tried to win the bet, so why is she so pissed at me? I really don't get it...

[Anonymous]

*facepalm*

Whether it was a bet or not, at the first hint of her becoming genuinely upset you should've just stopped - especially when she asked you to stop! Women feel entirely powerless in comparison to men's strength, so it's no wonder she started getting angry when a boyfriend (who's supposed to protect her) is the one to hold her hostage - for 2 hours! Not only is that creepy, but you enjoyed watching her struggle. Either you're terrible at reading emotions or you just have a ton to learn about women. So yes, she didn't break up with you because she lost the bet (girls are not competitive like that by nature), but because she now thinks that you're a creep.

[ItalianBro]

"You win" was all she had to say. Stubborn girls...

[heartsonfire]

She's retarded! I think that's cute that you held her there for 2 hours till you won ha ha if my boyfriend did that It would be incredibly cute! and if I really needed to be let go like if I had to pee or if I was supposed to be somewhere I would have said so and expected to be released. If I wasn't I would ask what I needed to do to make him let go.

She's dumb. Sounds like she thinks way too highly of herself. If you love her, you'll try to get her back. but she won't come back unless she really loves you. good luck! and I think you did nothing wrong!

[-StillWater-]

You sound like an emotional retard...

And what you did wasn't normal at all! I know a guy like that who doesn't know when to quit, and all the time he is smiling while he's doing these creepy, IDIOTIC things that make no sense, but seem to entertain him.

I would be pissed as hell, creeped out...

[pinkit3232]

I agree with her. It has nothing to do with the bet. It has everything to do with you just don't know when to let things go! stupid stupid boy

[That-Guy]

Both you guys are retards.

She's stupid for egging you on and you are childish for squeezing her for so long. She's not your littler brother or is it a ufc match.

If I were her, I'd learn my lesson to not taunt someone in that manner and kudos for her to leaving you. What guy keeps torturing his girlfriend who is un-willing because he finds it creeply cute?

[AlbinoBunny]

She's just pissed 'cause she lost. Women are too stubborn for their own good. I wouldn't have done anything different, good on you!

[thoronmegil]

*facepalm*

seriously?

okay, nothing you DID was wrong, what you DIDN'T do is what was wrong.

you pinned her for 2 F***ING HOURS

wouldn't that p*ss you off too?

you should have, 5 minutes in, said "I can hold this for hours. Will you concede defeat?"

but you didn't.

she's rightfully pissed, but she shouldn't be THAT angry...

[AlbinoBunny]

The stubborn girl didn't want to admit defeat.

[debsman]

Ya still need to be mature enough to know when to stop...and nowhere near 2 hours. You went too far. You won the bet and lose the girl. WTG

[PeterCobra]

She had heel hook options from there. Or she could have rolled into your guard and passed. F*ck Her.

[carlstatlin]

i so want to punch you just once. CAGE FIGHTER FOR LIFE! hahaha douchebag.

[PeterCobra]

i would be glad to get you directions to the gym and you can get out from behind that keyboard and stretch your legs a little bit. I never said anywhere on here that I was some bad @SS or anything of the sort. it's just what I do, like some people play baseball, and some people play poker...or how you harass people on a website cause your life is empty and miserable.

[carlstatlin]

nope just like f***in with cage fighters. prefer to in person but ill take what I can get. you brought it upon yourself.

[PeterCobra]

yea I'll really bet you go around in person and run your mouth like this to mma fighters (or any grown man for that matter) face to face.

[carlstatlin]

no but I sure as the hell don't back down from them. I'm not about to back down from anybody not holding a weapon that's not how I was trained. in other words I don't start sh*t but I do make them finish what they do. I'm a very big man (not fat) and it seems like a lot of these wanna be fighters that come to town and some of the real ones always have something to prove against the big son of a bitch its like they need a confidence booster. I don't really get messed with anymore.

[PeterCobra]

i don't care who you are, how big you are, and what your personal rage is against fighters. and I'm sure all these people don't either whos questions you keep trolling. and I don't want to prove anything to anybody. I train with everybody from 125lb amateurs to 300lb pros and it's all just trainning to get better as far as I'm concerned. I'm glad you don't back down from people and I'm glad your rich and are so powerful in so many ways. congrats.

[PeterCobra]

i answered this question as a joke. not do demonstrate how "bad ass" I was. damn dude you need help.

[eSHkidd]

She was getting angry and you let go 2 hours later?

*SMH*