How do women behave when denied male contact?

There's a common joke amongst men that when denied female contact for an extended period of time male's brains start going a bit to mush. I'm sure you heard of that old line, "Wow... he needs a girlfriend BAD."

It covers a wide range of behaviors--regression to more childish behaviors, to a group of males living together engaging in more and more stereotypically (negative) masculine behaviors, to outright desperate actions--a story of a gang of miners in the desert paying obscene amounts of money just to see a woman's bloomers comes to mind.

I was just wondering, is there something similar for women?
How do women behave when denied male contact?
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