If women came with instructions, what would they say?

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Tunasub · Accepted Answer

Not all models are even close to being the same.. study this book that has infinite amount of pages, because it constantly being updates because things change with some models daily. Study it like you were studying to be a cardiologist and a criminal lawyer within the next 2 years.

Disclaimer: fuck the manual! Make sure you listen intently and if you don't understand ask don't act like you do and do the wrong thing because the model will get all out of wack and work in mysterious ways... leading you to sleep with one eye open and never eating grits again for fear that they may be thrown on you peeling the flesh from your skull.

Good luck!

Lliam · Accepted Answer

Insert power plug into socket. Turn on the correct switches to adjust for optimal performance. LOL. just kidding.

An actual instruction manual would require volumes, as it would have different instructions for every women and would be indesciferable in any case. People are complicated.

The basics would include:
Treat her with respect, tenderness and kindness. Don't take her for granted. Don't treat her like she's stupid or like she is a servant.

DarkCarousel · Accepted Answer

They should be like a drug interaction advisories. "Don't mix ________ with __________."

And there would be a disclaimer that says, "These instructions do not cover all possible personality interactions."

kyleelyn199723 · Accepted Answer

Love her, even when she throws a little attitude sometimes. It’s just our nature.

loveslongnails · Answer

*Use at your own risk*
* Manufacturer makes no guarantees or warranties of any kind to user's satisfaction
* Do not fold, spindle or mutilate
* Batteries not included
* Saturate before using
* Refrigerate after opening

*** Prolonged use may cause serious physical, mental and/or emotional conditions or illness. Consult your physician if symptoms arise.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

"Needs some assembly but, don't worry, I'll be ready in five minutes!"

blank_expression · Answer

They would have the same safety labels and warnings as purchasing a chainsaw.

Hotscorpio3 · Answer

Lots of warning labels 1st and lots of instructions.

fallen_wings · Answer

You're either a friend or a frienemy and there's no in between.

legalboxers · Answer

**CAUTION HANDLE WITH CARE** **DONT MIX WITH X.. HIGHLY FLAMABLE** Then you always got this.. ZERO TECH SUPPORT!

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

It would either say love her and she will love you back or slippery when we're! 🤣

Nik1hil · Answer

"Don't try to understand the product.. It's simply meant to be loved unconditionally."

Snakeyes7 · Answer

Depends on who's reading them. For some, it might be translated to have one word be in a different language randomly while for others it's clear as day.

Andres77 · Answer

Fragile, handle with care. This end up. Do not crush. Unwrap before eating.

Jamie05rhs · Answer

Shouldn't women be the ones answering this question?

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

It would be written in a language that no one can read. also guys never read instructions. that’s male 101 - never read the instructions

Anonymous · Answer

Treat this device like a princess in the most aspects of life. In the bedroom get the device's consent, but if you receive it, treat the device as a slave girl.

2021biguy · Answer

There would have to be a very long instruction manual included, lol

Anonymous · Answer

They are always right. Anger at your own risk to your mental and/or physical health. They are humans too. And lastly, just because she's nice does not mean she's gonna suck your dick.

dudeinohio · Answer

Dunno. I don't understand women enough to author a manual.

Unbeatable · Answer

Tell them what to do. be intelligent, dont ask them questions.

A_Nihilist · Answer

Keep away from shoe stores. Throw chocolate and blankets at once a month.

Chthou95 · Answer

"Have patients with me. I'm confusing as shit sometimes"

Gwenhwyfar · Answer

“Slippery when wet” lol

Massageman · Answer

Caution! Contents under pressure!

Dayman343 · Answer

Do not use logic with this unit

Wise4myage · Answer

Plan on heading to the hills once a month.! 😂

krin_m · Answer

Handle with care and love!

exitseven · Answer

Handle with care. This end up.

Dchrls78104 · Answer

FRAGILE. HANDLE WITH CARE.

OddBeMe · Answer

“Connection may determine on environment”

MTC29 · Answer

Handle with care.

JustMe62 · Answer

Handle with extreme care.

Anonymous · Answer

"read their minds at all cost"

lycanthrope3 · Answer

It would be written in farsi

Iron_Man · Answer

Kiss me

lpoots · Answer

DONT

JesseJayNeak · Answer

Handle with care

Romeocuck · Answer

Handle with cautions

Still-alive · Answer

“Respect boundaries”

Shy_Steve · Answer

I'm Guessing a lot.

princeofromance · Answer

Handle with Care

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