WHY ARE WOMEN ATTRACTED TO FIRE?

[blondfrog]

Inspired by Wowgirl

Because women like dangerous men and fire makes them subconsciously think of that.

Because you can cook meat on it and meat is manly.

Because if she had fire with her then if a man creeped her out she could instantly throw it at his face and watch him burn to a crisp so its a great safely net

Because WOWGIRLS FOCKS

Turtle boobs

[VIVANT]

Not really into fire 🔥

... I like water 💦 💨 and trees 🌲

[AndrewMG]

@VIVANT water and trees? So a big fan of the rain forest? Good on you mate!!

[blondfrog]

My whole life has been flipped upside down. I am gonna cry in my room and drink orange flavored kool aid :'(

[COMMODOREII]

But I'm your fire. 😏 lol jk

[VIVANT]

Water wind trees more like... I don't know where is it really windy with water and trees I guess Caribbean 😊

[COMMODOREII]

Seattle is windy with water and trees. Lol

[VIVANT]

@COMMODOREII but not much sun right? Hmm

[COMMODOREII]

Yeah sure lol

[ChiTown33]

F. As I've said before women are like fully grown children. Kids are easily upset they are irrational. They like shiny things. Just like women. And they both drawn to fire.
This is why guys exist. To protect women from themselves. Lol

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Because it’s not always “murder, destruction, extinction”. Robonians love explosions but are scared of heat

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Fire can also protect, and maybe that’s what some what from a good partner. Also fire is a portal

[shadowlunitic03]

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Because you can cook meat on it and meat is manly.

[blondfrog]

Wow thanks for that answer :)

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@blondfrog You're welcome :-) ;-)

[Anonymous]

Years of burning witches at the stake keeps paying off in huge dividends

[WowwGirl]

What? Excuse me sir🙂

[blondfrog]

I meant rocks lol

[WowwGirl]

Who said we liked fire? A man on fire isn't good

[blondfrog]

Do women find water sexy then?

[WowwGirl]

Yess 🤩

[blondfrog]

Wow there you go now I am learning :)

[slatyb]

It's not just women, it's humans.

[snackthatsmilesback]

Why am I attracted to fire?

[angeliquedevereux2]

Because Zuko

[blondfrog]

FUCKFKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSeGKKKKK

[FýrdracaDócincel]

The answer is objectively turtle boobs.

[Anonymous]

They like to get burned. Haha🤣🤣🤣

[Likes2drive]

Maybe fire signs in astrology but not fire

[CreamySeed]

They know hell is where they belong

[watashi_wa_ahodesu]

Don't attack me like that you undercooked rare T-bone steak

[FoxnEagle]

@watashi_wa_ahodesu "Undercooked, rare T-bone steak" there's a unique insult, not entirely sure what it means though...

[CreamySeed]

@FoxnEagle i dont either she is super weird

[COMMODOREII]

I'm a fire sign. 😎

[blondfrog]

you bastard so am I

[JesseJayNeak]

Because playing with danger is fun

[Sevenpointfive]

turtle semen

[bannacookies]

Wowgirl "focks" lol!

[WowwGirl]

🌺❤️🤗

[FemaleLadyWomenGirl]

Cause fires hot

[key_statistics]

None of the above.