How do I make a girl go insane over me?

[Anonymous]

[Guy13]

Animal jokes go a long way. Make them laugh and that works. Ahhh, he makes me laugh and he's cute. NOT stupid funny in your own head.

Jokes... nothing sexual or racial... corny animal jokes and a lean into bump like it is funny even if it isn't. Rehearse in front of mirror, record your F-up screechy ass voice so you can get use to hearing that nightmare when telling the joke !!! with a follow-up explanation is good too.

Be kind-hearted in this and not some kind of ass. You do NOT have to be loud. It is better if not... It is just her you want to laugh... just for you and know it Impression This way she has something to tell the cackling hens about...

[SueShe]

Definition of insane:

"in a state of mind which prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction; seriously mentally ill."

Do you really want a person that is considered mentally ill to like you?

What do you have to gain or win to want to have such a person? Also, what is the aim behind you wish for a mentally ill person to be all over you?

Also, what are you expecting from that person? It seems that you are willing to play a dangerous game with someone that is emotionally challenged.

Now, I can understand that you would love people to like you but I don't think that you are fully aware of what the possible consequences for you could represent. I think you would be better off to stay with those people that are emotionally stable.

[Noahzaid]

Sueshe aka my sushi,
What’s the thing that is ever going to move your emotions!
I‘m trying to find something but seems to me that your emotions can’t feel a single tickle 😂

[SueShe]

@Noahzaid I haven't found anything here on GaG that would move my emotions. It is always the same and people don't change. It is always sex, relationships or dating issues.

[Psychotic_Buddhist]

Random question, would you like to ponder psychology and the nature of the mind with me?

[Noahzaid]

I hate this topics too but you do know that this app’s profit is gained from such questions lol
by the way, I was talking about your cold hearted comments that reflects your inner numbness.
I feel like you have been raised in a strict environment and your mother was perfectionist and you always felt that you didn’t reach her standards

[SueShe]

@Psychotic_Buddhist I don't think that people like it too much to use their threads for topics that are not related to the question. I have learned it the hard way.

[SueShe]

@Noahzaid It is true. I have been raised and... educated; something that a lot of younger people lack nowadays.

[Noahzaid]

Sueshe, hope you will find the hug that makes your heart tick and make you feel less pressured to be perfect on everything.

[Psychotic_Buddhist]

Okay, understandable👍

[SueShe]

@Noahzaid Thanks for your thoughts but I have other priorities in my life than to hug strangers. You never know what is expected following a hug...

[Noahzaid]

Well, he wouldn’t be a stranger. wouldn’t he!
And what comes after that is part of love.
I’m talking marriage wise.
You get to feel pretty.

[SueShe]

@Noahzaid Marriage is not part of my vocabulary I am enjoying my celibacy and freedom way too much to want to get married..

[Noahzaid]

If you don’t think about marriage then yes, it’s for the best that you stay thinking that sex is weird because in that way it is.
Marriage wouldn’t take your freedom, you just have to choose the right man.

[jennifer_bloom]

Normal people do not become obsessive, no matter how much they like or care for the person.

[inhua]

become super duper attractive. you can't go wrong with this.

for extra reassurance, make sure you got big bucks in your bank account and millions of followers on your social media will solidify your chances.

[Asker]

Followers ain’t gonna happen.

[genericname85]

that's the wrong approach. you go find a girl that's insane over you.

[481632]

Watch "fatal attraction". Trust me... you don't want this.

[BJP21]

R-E-S-P-E-C-T them.

[KrakenAttackin]

Bang her best friend.